Hello it's me, Jesus Christ. It's the second coming and it's taking the form of me visiting Sup Forums's Sup Forums
Any questions you have about life, the universe, anything will be anwered.
Hello it's me, Jesus Christ. It's the second coming and it's taking the form of me visiting Sup Forums's Sup Forums
Cameron Harris
Anthony Gray
why
Kevin Hill
because
Hunter Garcia
What is John Podesta's credit card information
Aiden Reed
>You aint shit without your dad pussy
Brody Mitchell
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no joke
Camden Walker
Why do you chose that gay ass Warnar Sallman portrait and not some dope as fuck El Greco?
Nicholas Harris
How can a towel get wetter whilst also drying. HOW? As the son of god i demand an answer.
Ethan Clark
wrong. boring thread is boring.
Hunter Peterson
What product do you use for your hair
Carter Rodriguez
it absorbs the water that was on you, baiter
Brandon Rivera
THATS KIKE JESUS, BTFO KIKE JESUS. We celebrate the saved here only
Landon Miller
>eat shit nigga
Michael Butler
because fuck you
Noah Martin
Fuck off JC. I'll be in heaven long enough to be judged and that's time enough to atleast get a punch or two in. I'll see you then nigger.
Jason Foster
what color is your skin?
Jonathan King
can confirm
jesus hates kikes
Jack White
>hey old newz, there's a new happening in town
Brayden Morales
rainbow
James Reed
Check it
Brandon Ramirez
and who is that?
David Perez
...
Nathan Evans
Is it gay if you fuck a trap?
Christopher Harris
Yes
You'll go to hell.
Liam Moore
Its the frog you know you know about the frog right new fag
Adrian Hill
Fuck off nigger. I'm asking Jesus.
Dominic Edwards
WOW. I never knew that. Next you will be telling me this guy isnt really Jesus. Im so glad we have people like you on Sup Forums. You are a shinning light of clarity.
Kevin Kelly
I am Jesus you faggot.
And that's Mr.Nigger to you.
Leo Ward
That is fucking brutal, im trying not to get tri.... REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ethan King
What, that autistic NEET Kek?
Haha, you worship that friendless basement-dweller?
Michael Flores
Hitler was right, right?
I already know the answer is yes I just want confirmation
Ethan Baker
Yes, except he didn't finish the job.
Nathan Brown
Thank you Jesus.
But I know youre kidding; the Holocaust clearly never happened. The "death camps" weren't meant to be mass-extermination camps
Anthony Diaz
>the internet waking up
its possible theorectically
Dominic Cox
So Jesus if I fart in a jar and close it it's a Chamber. So does that make it a GAS CHAMBER???