Official Chicago Blackhawks @ Philadelphia Flyers Game Thread

Toews is kill. TvR is activated. Get ready for the shit show.

also
>12:00 PM fucking start time edition

>Noon start
WHY IS THIS ALLOWED?!

Was wondering when the thread would go up

I suspect Konroyd is involved somehow.

Feel free to make the next thread. I only make them when its close to start and the thread doesn't exist yet.

>noon game
I literally just woke up. I hate this shit.

Also
>backup goalie who has never played a game of professional hockey in his life
This could get interesting

Damn no one's here. Fuck afternoon games.

Noon hockey on a Saturday

What a concept

I can't even be arsed to get up before halftime for a noon bears game on Sunday!

Get well soon Toews and Crow ;_;

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BREADMAAAAAN

why is this game so fucking early.

>I think +/- is overrated
Oh, eddie

Showers help hangovers so much
Based shower

Everything about this Semborski situation is ridiculous

I missed it. What the hell is happening?

This and water/coffee

Crawford is off for a bit - they weren't entirely clear why - my assumption is he saw a spiral staircase - so the hawks signed a backup goalie for Darling today (Semborski). Semborski has never played a professional game of hockey and was supposed to teach a kids camp today.

well that clears it up - Crawford needed an emergency appendectomy this morning. His appendix just couldn't take any more staircases.

I saw the Crow shit, "acute appendicitis" or some shit.
>never played a pro game of hockey
Why did they sign him? What happened to that chucklefuck we had last season when crow was kill and Darling was off?

Michael Leighton? I think he retired or some shit

jesus christ Darling the fuck are you doing

Just looked, left as a free agent and got picked up by the Hurricanes.

This just because a when, not if, scenario for when Darling is going to let one in. He does not look confident right now.

the team with no fans until 2009 is represented by memeing /hoc/ tripfaggots

shocking, really

Yeah I had to go look too. He was the Philly goalie in 2010. ha

I hope that the Flyers win this game :)

And that the blasted Rangers lose their game :(

Hitting the sauce again, you think?

>too men many
I'm not surprised anymore.

Hey, fuck you kid, don't forget about the skeletons for the Hawks.

He's not coming back is he

I'm starting to wonder if he herniated a disc

Tribune said he could come back sunday. Keep the faith!

F

They are hiding salary now so that they can try to make a move at the deadline

16 to 6 shots in favor off the flyers, dang nabbit

>the intermission chick is back

>thought game was at 1
>check just to make sure
>already missed the first period
>have to leave in ten minutes to pick up my sister
>I'll probably miss the second period in it's entirety as well

FUCK

aaaaaaaannnndd we're back.

>Chevy Trax
that looks like shit. Then again I don't think I ever saw an SUV that I liked.

Pat loves to complain about young refs

>refs shitting the bed

and there it is

FUCK

Darling, no. Come on guy.

I'm not suprised.

OH COME ON

>tfw we're going to see the backup

you have to be fucking kidding me

wat

Jesus christ Darling

just realized, haven't seen a fight with the Hawks involved for awhile

Hartman has been trying

probably due to shaw not being here ;_;

Yay Provy

Yep, I was hoping Tootoo would chimp out or something. He's been otherwise nonexistent.

>Shots are 19-9

What is this skellington meme I'm missing?

Tootoo got too old

Kek

Darling gave up two goals in 30 seconds?

Hawks pls

YOU HAVE TO BE SHITTING ME

Tvr is fucking dogshit.

Darling is not prepared

okay

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR BEST SCHENN

Please fucking stop Darling.

>already time for fap magic

PUT IN THE ROOKIE!!!!

I wouldn't put that on the goalie, it was just a great pass by Konecny and a perfectly placed shot.
Also isn't fap magic reserved for the intermission?

>fap magic reserved for the intermission
Negative.

>Time to go to the bonezone

I put that on tvr. He attacked the boards where the puck was but pulled out when he realized he was being retarded. It was too late. If he would have stayed home about the hash marks there wouldn't have been any play to make

That's a goal

that's a goal

isn't it illegal to play the puck with your hand in the crease like that as a defender anyway?

this, stop wasting time refs. i gotta pee.

Are
You
Fucking
Kidding

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Eddie is always right.

So it's not a goal because the defender played the puck with his hand to keep it from going in.....and that's not a penalty?

FUCK THAT

No, only if you cover the puck it's a penalty shot. Shoving it out is okay.
And yeah that was a goal. We got a break there.

hahahaha get fukt shitcago

put he did cover it, because that's the reason you can't see the puck - I always thought the moment you closed your hand over the puck it's a penalty but a shove from the side was allowed

Listening to the radio broadcast, even Saunders and Coatsey, two of the biggest fucking homers of all time, think it should have been a goal.

Hard refpuck, dont give a fuck, go flyers.

Well, no crow or toews. Who's next boys?

I don't think it was on the ice. It was off the ground so he doesn't actually cover it. Just shields it from the camera

fair enough

Tvr after Q kills him

I fucking hope so man. Maybe kill Forsling while he's at it.

Have we turned on TVR and Forsling?

Well boys, Cubs magic can only do so much, but even it can't stop blatant Refpuck.

Guts and guile in the third.

Hawks haven't been good enough even with Toews and Crawford. Unsustainable PDO and shit Corsi = no playoff success. I blame Toews' shit offense partially, Kane's shit defense partially.

this isn't wrong

I like how the only piece of information WGN has for Semborksi is "played club hockey at Temple".

literal picked off the streets confirmed

His highest level of hockey was club at Temple.

He's literally just some guy.

>qts behind kitchen

Well one good thing in this game

At least they're playing some Volbeat.

well shit

>Hossa outruns two guys

Why is still so great

based breadman

who was the Hawk who just fell down in the middle of the ice?

Holy shit this game

Did he Hawks forget how to skate