How do save Sup Forums?

How do save Sup Forums?

by not making this thread five times a day

I miss moot.

I'm guessing this thread is one of the threads posted by that daily spam bot that spams the same handful of threads you see every fucking day. We have to stop that bot, it's the only way to save Sup Forums. Everyday it's the same fucking threads over and over, people get bored and stop coming to the board, which I'm guessing is the entire point of the bot. Some faggot trying to ruin the board for everyone because he still feels asspained over the fact that nobody wants him posting here.

Remove eternal threads. Remove Baneposting.
Remove Blacked Porn threads.

all of those make money for the iste

delete Sup Forums and Sup Forums so they all come here

kill bane posters

>BANISH CAPESHIT AND STAR WARS TO Sup Forums
>MORE OC MEMES
>ENDORSE WAIFU THREADS

ban Sup Forums
ban Sup Forums and all its run off boards
ban Sup Forums
ban Sup Forums
ban /fit/
ban wannabe Sup Forums(aka Sup Forums)
ban the game of thrones general since they don't keep themselves quarantined like the agreement said when they begged for that trashy /soc/ thread
ban mobile network posting from the site/make it only people with a Sup Forums pass can post from mobile networks
give youtube its own board
block european isp/ips from posting certain hours
a good amount of Australia can't post on Sup Forums because of that one guy so do the same here
convince hiro to do that thing where the site doesn't show up on google results or if possible just for Sup Forums
trial board: /superheroes/ or /film/

cut the head off the serpent. shutdown reddit

Enable r9k on Sup Forums

No don't

Banish capeshit to Sup Forums

Banning you would be a good start

Separate boards for tv and for movies, and hard board monitoring for a few weeks at least

That's literally it and anyone who disagrees is just an angry bitter moron

Who is that?

Sup Forums was right - moot

>How do save Sup Forums?

Range ban non-English speaking countries, Australia included.

How will hey stop the ones that try to evade the filter when they don't even want to be here?

The fuck did /fit/ do to you?

Scared of being a sick cunt you gains goblin?

remove captcha and let it simmer

>How do save Sup Forums?

Sup Forums is constantly evolving

the divide won't happen either you fucking deluded cucks

I was with you until the last thing you said

t. reddit

Sup Forums is seriously terrible.

We banepost more.

>ban Sup Forums

Why u mad though

t. closeted redditor

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t. redditor

Ban Sansafags

takes one to know one

So, you're wondering how best to fix Sup Forums? That one's simple.

Have Interpol track down the autistic, Australian pedophile that created the bot, that spams pictures of the actress Brighton Sharbino relentlessly on Sup Forums. Believe it or not, he probably has one or more such threads active right now.

Then, murder him. I'm not just talking any "murder", either. I'm talking about horrendous, brutal, gruesome, inexplicably-torturous murder. Make that fat, greasy fuck suffer until his very last breath.

Then, we get a mod to make a sticky for precisely one year. That sticky will feature high-resolution photographs of the fat, greasy, autistic, Australian pedophile's mutilated corpse. Other people will find themselves drawn to the sticky, see the photographs in lurid detail and think, "oh shit. If I don't get my head out of my ass and stop shitposting here, I could be next."

For bonus points and a little humor to ease the mood, have the very-first picture feature a plank of wood with blood stains on it next to the corpse, and the words (USER WAS BANGED WITH THIS POST).

THAT is how you fix Sup Forums.

This.

And create a separate section for superheroes movies/series which would make this board much cleaner and free from faggotry topics.

Off the top of my head:

Ban "who will play him/her in the inevitable biopic" posters
Ban "wtf I hate [group]" posters
Ban "wtf was his/her problem?" posters
Ban /got/
Ban /who/
Ban rlm
Ban frog posters
Ban dumb frogposter posters
Ban Bane threads
Ban CIA threads
Ban Sup Forums
Ban Sup Forums
Ban Sup Forums
Ban BLACKED posters

Does this fantasy make you feel in charge?

soooo
people talking about Star Wars and capeshit?

>BAN EVERYTHING I DON'T LIKE

literally r eddit

So basically you want Sup Forums deleted

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makes sense though since most of oyu are here because of them and what they told moot

That's Mark Zuckerberg you retard

more capeshit threads, boy do i love those

nigga what ?

this will make more sense

what the fuck did all that mean? Who are these people?

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Nuke Rotten Tomatoes. Quality will go up immediately.

That would make you worse than the pedo

>he got cyber pranked

Make a /cape/ board for all things superheroes. Sup Forums and Sup Forums immediately improved.

he thinks it's only one guy
top kek

Men in Black agents K and J in a chat room or some shit. It's just pointlessly long and boring.

Nuke it. Nuke it like they did on April '05.

Uh oh, those tricky 8ch fags are here, flee the village everyone!

it's basically Sup Forums for closeted homosexuals

why does this guy keep getting posted?

>Cleanse and purge all the mods and janitors on this board and get new ones
>Randomly ban users who post the words/memes "cuck", "JUST", or "SJW" until these buzzwords go away or no longer become as big of an issue
>Permaban anyone who uses Reddit as an argument
>Baneposting can stay. "What did he mean by this?" and shitpost threads in general are to be removed on site
>Add IDs

>>Cleanse and purge all the mods and janitors on this board and get new ones
This

>waifu thread deleted
>gay pandering swaglord trash gets to stay up

>make youtube its own board
This really should happen, luckily for us they spend more time shitting up Sup Forums then Sup Forums.

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More Cunny

seriously ban all capeshit threads
tolerate waifu threads as long as it's not abused

>Ban capeshit
>Ban pedos
>Ban Sup Forums
>Ban reddit

>Mandatory baneposting

abusing waifus is half the fun user

but what about banning you Sup Forums posters

tell me about it

>implying im not from /fit/
>implying Sup Forums and Sup Forums arent the same thing
>implying you aren't some buttblasted pedo

If reddit gets shutdown, all they redditors come here. I remember that reddits ceo pissed them off so bad that it made tmz last July, and this place was pretty shit that month.

>reaction gif
>200x83
>barely able to write basic english
ban this guy

>If you ban me, it would be extremely painful

nice!

>still up

its time