>Walk outside
>See this
Wat do?
Walk outside
If only she was missing her arms too..
ask her if she wants a coat, because it's quite chilly out there
ohh yes, new bag!
kick her skull in for being white
grab the sunscreen dont want her to burn
take the picture back inside and photoshop some legs back on
Put a fish in her vagina so that she becames a mermaid
compliment user on their photoshop
Draw an eye on her bottom half. That way it looks like a fish
Someone please put some legs on her?
kek
That made me chuckle
I-I .... shit OP you stumped me
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
fuck her as best I can
1. Throw her in pool
2. Call her Bob
3. ????????
4. Profit
Put back in box with all related product information and original packaging after filling out the required RMA form and printing the return label.
She looks like a penis.
lmao yes
Deformed vagina
If she doesn't have feet what's the point
That looks like a lotta fun.
that looks like a dick
Holy fuck since when do I have a pool, score
>walk outside
You insensitive cunt. Quit showing your leg privilege.
Whatever the fuck i want to her by the looks of it. not like she's going anywhere
That's just fuckin weird.
Bad dragon is gettin carried away
I wonder if this is like gore to footfags.
Ask her how in the fuck did she get tan lines
Whack out 10 inches and cum inside that legless freak the force of 1000 rhinos
Ask her if she wants to do the sex. If she said no I would be sad.
360 degrees would put you right back into her cunt, ya cunt.
She can still wear bottoms you fucking idiot.
I would Sit her on my dick and spin her like a basketball
Oh boy, summer already?
Pleased to see someone here remembers.
Get on it like vomit. Obvs.
If she's laying in front of the door
>hey, Matt
If she's floating in the pool
>hey, Bob
If she's hanging on the wall
>hey, Art
i see what you did there
Oh dear...
holy fuck, she can't run away...
/this
My fucking sides kek
xD
lol
Lay her on top of me and fuck her ass, pretending my hairy man legs are her hairy woman legs.
Boy... your fetishes... they sure seem to be getting really, really particular, user.
Ok how about this, I would hold her up with my cock hitting it from the back while making her do decline pushups till she pukes, which tightens her pussy around my dick every time she barfs.
>sees a human fleshlight
>seize a human fleshlight
Ask her is she needs help
Or
Pretend I didn't see anything and walk away
Kick her into the pool
I just jacked off to this
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Too soon.
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Breed her and produce anything living, so it'll rank higher than this Abu.
oh great, UPS delivered my new fleshlight, bring it inside and cum in that pussy then wash it out with the garden hose
Is that Rey?
Well we'd have a conversation. I'm not a barbarian.
First thing I'd do? Break her fucking arms, of course.
Tell her that her being offends you and please her to walk away...
Run back in slam door