ITT kinda maybe useful superpowers
>The ability to force anyone to make this face for as long as you want, as often as you want. Pic related
Show me what you've got, cunts
ITT kinda maybe useful superpowers
>The ability to force anyone to make this face for as long as you want, as often as you want. Pic related
Show me what you've got, cunts
The ability to change the time. But only the displayed time on clocks not the physical time.
Ability to "reply to this post or you will never have a girlfriend ever"
The power to change my facial hair instantly and keep it that way for as long as I want. Instant change between beard/clean, don't have to worry about it growing out later.
Photographic memory
Fuck u
with PTSD
The ability to staple sheets of paper together by biting them
Nice
Ability to classify this thread as dumb.
Ability to fly. While on a plane.
Imaging that gets me kinda wet
Sorry i meant dubs.
INability to get pimples
Ability to always recall the answer to pub trivia before an opponent of your choosing.
Power to make her say yes to my sexual advances. I mean what doesn't she see in me? I'm a bit chubby but still a nice dude.
> pic unrelated
Gay
As long as you were touching someone they were mind cripplingly orgasmic. You would be captain cum drain. This power varies in strength but has been used to kill by causing overstimulation to the point of heart attack and death by dehydration and draining of fluids.
To touch any vehicle that I own and have it run perfectly without ever taking it to a shop or work on it
wat.
You heard me
The ability to be able to have an ability
if you touch somone in anger thier genitals explode. Women's clits burst and thier ovaries explode. Men's balls pop and thier cock heads shoot off like champagne cork. If you touched a gay his butthole gapes to permanent one foot gape and balls pop. If lesbian her clit pops and she grows balls that are only capable of feeling pain. Each ball is kiwi sized and prone to rupture.
Fuck off
that can be useful in hacking attacks
Lol
You can start a business as a mechanic. The customer has to sign a paper stating that the pass the car's ownership to you, then you just touch it and any problem it had is now gone. Then just give back the car's ownership and claim your pay.
that sounds awesome
That's not a very good superpower at all
The ability to cause thirty minutes of literal asspain to anyone you're talking to through the internet.
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Maybe it's what she does see, you fat idiot.
Ability to never get blisters
The ability to make people bald.
Ability to know OP's full name, phone number and home address by just looking at the post.
fucc
The ability to change gender everytime you sneeze (Only male and female you fucks)
You already do that
The ability to turn anything into plastic.
She looks like a shitskin. Gross.
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It puts the Lotion in the basket
Fuck
M'lady
Ability to levitate 10mm off the ground.
You're pure evil!
Noice
imagine the mayhem at an airport
So basically, Orgasmo?
The ability to read minds but it only works on people with downs
Well, you'll always know what brand of pudding tastes the best.
ability to
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