So my little sister keeps doing wierd shit, what do you think Sup Forums?

So my little sister keeps doing wierd shit, what do you think Sup Forums?
>keeps asking to borrow my phone
>will come back to find phone on my bed
>I'll unlock it and end up finding porn in my history, when I know for a fact I've deleted my history
>once she left the porn site open on my phone, so it popped up when I unlocked my phone
>motherfucking brother sister porn (obviously fake actors, but the fetish was brother sister)
>notice my sister keeps looking at my dick
>will rub her ass up on me at any given chance
What the fuck do I do?

rape her

stop making up stories on the the internet

Hit it? Share some pics of your sister so we have an idea

you should bang her

Fuck her obviously why the fuck even make this topic

kill yourself, obviously

don't you have anything better to do than pretend on the internet? it's sad

Woah, I don't think that's smart
Nothing I said is made up, and just to clarify to everyone, she's legal (in my country atleast)
I have literally zero pics of her, nor me and her together
Sometimes I get pretty horny, got gonna lie

post pics, how hot is she?

You can't prove I'm making it up, you're just assuming, and you are also wrong.

you could provide a valuable learning experience

Rub her ass with your dick

No pics, but have you heard of Ariel Winter? My sister looks a lot like her with the exact same body, I shit you not. Unholy tits and ass

Shag her, pussy

halts maul du judenbengel

Fuck her

really, you're going the "prove it" route? You can't prove anything other than the fact that you're a lonely faggot. That is obvious

That would be way too obvious, plus I'm paranoid that she's trying to fuck me over or some shit, which isn't something she'd do but I overthink shit

Honestly, how did you not figure this out by yourself? How did you manage do write what you wrote and not stop and think: "Everyone with half a brain is just gonna tell me to bang her"

Unless of course she's really ugly.

this man knows whats up!
but you should also stream it

you're a coward fag

the fact that you feel anything other than wholly disgusted is an indicator that you are a lonely grease mutant, you might as well hit it, you'll probably never get another chance

no pics of her or you and her = probably so ugly the lens breaks

Why so hostile lmfao? Calm down you fucking fool
I want to kinda
I'll see if I have a pic somewhere, getting on my laptop now

Dude you can totally fuck your sister just don't be a dumbass and cum in her

Pic's? I will need it for advice (and *research*).

What's the point of this thread without pics of said sister? move along, nothing to see here.

Sup Forums has spoken. If you want further advice pics of her and you together. Multiples so as to prove you around a fag.

Yeah but it's incest, does that not get you people fucked up?
>I like to assume things about people I know nothing about and get it totally wrong yet still take myself and my retarded words seriously because I'm a fucking faggot with nothing better to do
>stream it
Yeah no.

this is Sup Forums, if you're being a faggot you will be told you're being a faggot
i'll stop hurting your feelings though, enjoy pretend land princess

i cannot agree more

>Nothing I said is made up
ok fam whatever you say

>she's legal (in my country atleast)
she's legal but not for YOU

the burdeon of proof is on you, unless you can prove I'm not a donkey

whats his name op?

>but it's incest
fuck her or kill yourself

1. Screwing around with your sister is something that I think pretty much only a virgin would fetishize. With so many bitches out there, why on God's green Earth would you pick your own sister? It's muy muy estupido.

2. I can haz sauce on OP's pic? I know it's all makeup and trickery, but for some reason I want moar of her. Probably bc I am taking a break from fapping. "Normal" stuff starting to look attractive again.

In some countries incest is legal though.

What makes you think you hurt my feelings, you're amusing everyone by dancing like a chained up nigger, keep doing it fag
On laptop now, will try and get pics
Shiiiiit that would be bad

name four

or name ONE that matters

kys
No idea
Yeah exactly, I don't really want to because she's my sister but sometimes it gets too much

jesus, abort shitty thread.

Germany.

If she's hot it would be win I guess. I don't think I would ever have sex with my sister though unless it's in the distant future when things are more relaxed idk though

>I have literally zero pics of her, nor me and her together

It's called facebook or instagram you useless bitch. pics or gtfo.

Fake News.

Why do you bother coming on here and making these newfafs horny from such a made up story?

Who's this guy

>kys

can't hold the gun because hooves

Why lie tho

Op here.
I'm a faggot

I Agree

more importantly why not make it a decent lie

Arent we all?

op here, i fucked my dad

this

Pics of slutty sister

it's not legal in germany. there's just a debate wether the law that forbids incest is redundant.

OP here. this isn't me. I got fucked BY my dad

I don't really have a sister

Well, from now on leave some sister-sucking-brother's-cock video in your browser at all times. Make her think that is your fetish. If she goes for it she can't screw you over and fuck her the next time.

You need to pound her till she's calling my name, I'm not telling you what it is though, she has to guess.

how on earth did you not yet realize that the only answer is bang your dick off

WHO'S OP NOW?!?!

OP here. this isn't me. My sister is actually my dad

Still no pics op should kill himself

...

Holy shit thats her?

Shit post no pics... bye

OP here. I'm actually OPs dad pretending to be a faggot like my son.

>wat do
fuck her hard. no seriously. bang that bitch til she's cum drunk

nope

...

This

Hey guys it's OP here I don't have pics.. she has a Facebook but with no pics please don't leave my post pls

take a dick pic
get ready to upload it to some site and write about how badly you want your sisters pussy. dont actually upload it, or do idc. make sure its the only tab open, when she goes on your phone and onto google, she'll see it and
a- come out and suck your dick, probs ride it too
or
b- ignore it and carry on

Awwwh, she hot.

It's Mila Kunis

you must be responsible, resist her attempts at making you commit such degeneracy!

If you don't hit it, I will!

Its fucking Mila Kunis you idiots

Look man, if you want to make a fake story, don't make it this obvious, let me help you out;

So my little sister keeps doing weird shit, what do you think Sup Forums ?
>keeps asking to borrow my phone (which is okay up until now since her broke down and has been in the shop for a while)
>will come back to find my phone on my bed
>one time after she borrowed it I legit found porn on my history
>I think my sister may want to do something with me, she always tries to get extra touchy when i'm sad or offers a massage when i'm tired.
What the fuck do I do?
>will come back to find phone on my bed

How hot is she?

erase last sentence, my bad

Bread

>>one time after she borrowed it

1 time at band camp...

Same thing happened to me with my cousin except it was lesbien porn and she wasn't looking at my dick or rubbing her assistant on me. I caught her with my phone and her hand down her pants. She freaked out and we had a talk. She told me she finds girls to be hot and came out as a lesbien to me. I told her don't worry ill keep your secret as long as she don't hide it from me and she can play with herself any time she wants. She eventually got the courage to not hide her body from me.

Let me help

So my hot little underage sister keeps doing sexual shit, what do you think Sup Forums ?
>keeps asking to borrow my phone (which is okay up until now since her broke down and has been in the shop for a while)
>will cum from jacking it to find my phone on the foot of my bed
>one time after she borrowed it I legit found porn on my history, the porn was me jacking it and her face was photoshopped giving me a bj
>I think my sister may want to do something with me, she always tries to get extra touchy when we're having sex
What the fuck do I do?
>will come back to find her cum on my bed

trying to help op is futile when he needs to just kill himself

Why wasn't she rubbing her assistant on you? Isn't that what cousins are for?

laughed wayyy too hard

I once made my assistant get me coffee

You're a stupid faggot. Stop fantasizing about your sister and fuck a different girl. Loser.

Someone never got any from his sister

Because she's lesion and I'm a guy

Time for a story Sup Forums. I've never told anyone.
>get really into the trap threads and get a latex leotard thing because I'm a faggot
>surprise It doesn't fit
>Have a cousin named M
>invite her over one day and say she can have it, tell her why I got it and just say if she wants it she can have it otherwise i'm just going to throw it out
>she asks if she can try it on
>sure idc go for it
>In a basement with doors that close off the laundary room, she goes in there and starts changing
>I'm kinda hanging out near the door on my phone
>she asks if I want to see it
>"sure why not"
>M comes out wearing just this leotard thing and says it fits perfectly
>she looks extremely hot in it
>we sit down and start talking about sexual shit we have done
>she tells me she used to masturbate all the time to the thought of us having sex
>is this shit actually happening
>tell her i used to jack off to her as well
>"user wearing this thing is making me horny"
>"seeing you in that is making me horny as well"
>she jumps on me and we start making out intensely
>feeling up this tight body in latex with D breasts
>she starts blowing me and I cum super hard
>she swallows it all
>we talk for awhile longer and changes
>the end

We hooked up one more time after that but thats it. We were both like 19 when it happened

I commend incest sex if both parties are down for it, in fact if you can fuck your sister who you assumingly are pretty attracted to and for the sake of this argument is actually quite hot, I don't see why not. Doesn't make you a loser, in fact it makes you better off, it's easy to get sex from any other girl, getting it from your sister despite the taboo and everything that could go wrong is the shit my Sup Forumsrethren.

Either fuck her or stop lying

Right on we are all related anyway

Sounds like you could still tease for more.

I have tried but shes actually loyal to her bf. So pretty much just waiting for her to get out of a relationship or try when shes drunk and we are alone.

deja boo

did you ever thank your cousin for keeping you from the gay

Déjà vu you faggot