Why did his career die?

Why did his career die?

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Typecast. Also he was never a fantastic actor.

superman when?

he was more don draper on set than off.

he didn't even drink real whisky or anything on set. off set he'd drink himself into a stupor after having threesomes with women from the internet who had massive collections of pictures of his cock through his pants.

basically alcohol, cocaine and cheap women fucked his life up.

I've only seen him in Million Dollar Arm tbqh

because he's literally beta irl

he was great in children's hospial

if this was 60 years ago he would have been one of the biggest

how so??

Literally Who?

I always cringed in Mad Men when they tried to do his flashbacks in Korea and he was a total faggot. His look and build simply did not work for him there. He wqs made to play manly men.

He got stuck with the Don persona and now he only does cameos in comedies and British tv

Alcoholism

Because he has a wife who he says is basically the best thing that ever happened to him, is a huge animal lover and does a bunch of philanthropy shit.

Pretty sure he just wants to live a normal life

>Because he has a wife who he says is basically the best thing that ever happened to him, is a huge animal lover and does a bunch of philanthropy shit.

He left her before Season 7 Pt2

He just needs to figure out the right role. He can't do much besides charming douche. He sucked in stuff like The Town, and wasn't that good in Kimmy Schmidt. He can do comedy in really small doses (couple SNL skits, 30 Rock), but a lot of comedy is humiliating yourself, and he just can't do that.

This. He Kieffer'd his career.

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he can humiliate himself just fine

>Also he was never a fantastic actor.

To be fair A Young Doctor's Notebook is pretty god tier. He and Dan Radcliffe were great in it and the writing was funny and depressing at the same time. Kind of like that nice french book Journey to the End of the Night.

See an interview with him. That is why. The guy is a nervous wreck. He should be a big fucking star, top 10 status. But him being an actual beta is his problem.

how does a beta do a good job at playing such an alpha?

Not a problem for Cavill.
And besides, Hamm isn't some wimp, where did you get that.

yeah cavill legit has Aspergers

>he was never a fantastic actor

>Don
>Manly man

You must not have watched the show.

It's not just exclusive to him. Most actors who make it big with a TV show very rarely seem to transition to A-list status in movies.

Bryan Cranston seems to be bucking the trend but he's more of an exception.

>how does a beta do a good job at playing such an alpha?
Acting?

He was offered a lot of super hero roles, turned them down, and was blacklisted.

While in actuality, the guy genuinely loves the craft of acting and prefers that to the bigger bucks higher profile roles would afford him. Black Mirror, A Young Doctor's Notebook, The Town, Million Dollar Arm... He's trying out roles that don't necessarily catapult him into the spotlight and have him directly go head to head against his Don Draper image. He'll slowly build himself up.

Not him, but did you?
>his, Pete's, and Ken's wives all getting wet when he fixed Pete's sink
>the client basically calling the creative and account guys soft pansies but Kenny corrects him about he and Don growing up in rural areas with physical labor
>knew a lot about fixing and selling cars
>seducing women left and right
>etc.

Don had a lot of problems but he certainly didn't lack for manliness.

It's hard to have a career after you star in the single greatest television show ever.

He has not accepted a capeshit role.

Apparently he wants to get into a 6-film contract but couldn't find the time yet and that's why he refused the Dr.Strange role.

Hopefully he gets a comfy Marvel career like Evangeline Lilly.

...

He was funny in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. I'd like to think most of that is his real personality.

>choosing to please women is alpha
>fixing cars like a pleb is alpha

my god you are pure beta

he has enough money to not have to take just any role. i think he is completely satisfied with his career. starring in some shitty movie isn't going to improve his life in any way.

>my god you are pure beta
My god you are pure reddit

Didn't he kill a guy during a hazing prank

man I would take hamm over cucumberbenedictpatch whatever any day

i just can't see benecumberpatch as anything but benencumbuercherbach. also dislike him because of the fanbase

Yeah if by bucking the trend you mean playing more drug lords.

>has

heh. and what do you say about patton oswalt's wife?

he has some pretty good roles lined up

Which capeshit was he offered?

I'd be satisfied with fucking Peggy.

He should play Lex Luthor.

I know he did a skit somewhere he did play Lex Luthor but i can't seem to find it.

But I guess they wanted the facebook guy to do it.

He's barely done shit since BB

He got a fucking Oscar nomination. That's more than most TV leads have ever done.

He might have just gotten lazy. He's probably set for life, financially, so work if he doesn't want to? I'd NEET it up if I could too.

Some fucking company needs to reboot The Shadow and star him before he's out of his prime.

>already balding
sorry senpai

The JUST train stops for no man

Jon can always spend some time in his hometown of Saint Louis while he figures out his next big move.

No way in hell. This bald pattern doesnt even exist. Anyone got details here?

Hair transplants.

he's STL old money so probably nothing. Spend the trust fund, look at his old pictures of Ellie Kemper sucking his dick from prom.

>Eat fried ravioli and shitty cracker crust pizza
>go to riverport amp and get shit on by a bunch of birds nesting in the roof
>take Budweiser tour to find out what a real job used to look like before they moved overseas
>$5 table minimum at an East Saint Louis Casino
>throwed rolls

He played the role of his lifetime so he doesn't know what to pick and keeps doing meme movies for his friends like Zack.

>old as shit
>alcoholic
>divorced his wife
>went to rehab
>probably knocked up january jones

He's a studio liability

Holy shit that casting would have been perfect

I don't know if Jon Hamm can do a British accent, but if he can, he would make a great James Bond.

he had a shitty childhood

>has a big dick, handsome and hilarious
>beta

Keep telling yourself that

sexual misconduct. dude is a classic Hollywood creep

only betas think that getting women is alpha

(you)

Not an excuse. Like 98% of Hollywood was raised by a single mother

this meme is getting old

He should have played Negan, he has the acting chops and would definitely look better than JDM in the role. JDM to me doesnt seem to steal the scene, while Jon does.

It would have put him in a nice spot career wise too.

This post is accurate.

Mad Men had dialogue that sounded like it was adapted from a novel leading most performances to feel wooden. One could argue that this is what Wiener and co. intended as an additional illustration of Don's veneer, but its still awkward

>He was offered a lot of super hero roles, turned them down, and was blacklisted.

You are psychologizing

He really wasnt though. The flashbacks proved he has no range and just looks awkward trying to be beta.