Dubs decides from yesterday

Dubs decides from yesterday

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I dont want kids and I don't really like them until they can process thoughts and speak sentences sorry it is just how I have always been even as a kid. I didn't flock to my baby cousins or anything. Babies grossed me out and still do. When I first started dating my boyfriend three years ago I told him about my views on children and he told me he feels the exact same way, he's also athiest ( important for later) He told me that he had to care for his nephews ( who are now all over the age of 10 ) ALOT when they were babies and he said it made him realize he didnt want any.

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I went to a funeral over the weekend, and you know what that means! Everyone contemplating the Circle of Life(TM) and how that relates to themselves.
One of the sons of the deceased got up to give his part of the eulogy and let me tell you, it was one of the most uncomfortable moments I've ever experienced.
So this guy works for the DoD, is extremely conservative, can't talk much about what he does, but let that paint a picture for you on his view on gender roles. Alright, so what does this have to do with being childfree? Here we go.
He gets up there and somehow begins to take us on a journey of our ancestors traveling west and how men are born to destroy (wut?) and women are meant to create life (wutttt?). So while the men, like his dad, was a "lovable prick" (actual words used to describe his father), as a man, he used this method to teach many lessons in really difficult and mean ways. Trust me, the stories were endless on how this guy was selfish and mean, wrapped up in a bow of "lesson-teaching".

Long story short: sister can’t be bothered to read small print on her birth control, she crapped out three kids with her felon boyfriend, he ends up in prison again, and now she’s been living with me and my mom in our cramped two-bedroom for the last five, miserable fucking years.
So as you can see, I’m in an absolutely nightmarish situation. Things are tense now because all of the brats are on Spring break so they’re here 24-7 for the next week. It’s only Tuesday and I’ve just about lost my goddamn mind already. My sister was sleeping in, because for some moronic reason she thinks that her kids can be trusted to be alone for more than five minutes. Big mistake. The second I woke up and came out of my room, the first thing I hear is, “Someone’s coming! Get down!” Kid wasn’t quick enough, and I caught her trying to sneak snacks from the cupboard. Her sister was apparently encouraging her to do it, and when I came out they just smiled like, “What are you gonna do?” then ran away somewhere. Then five minutes later all three of them are running around outside, which we tell them every SINGLE fucking day that they’re not allowed to do if their mom isn’t awake. So I go back and tell my sister what’s going on, she goes out and rangles them, and then we both have to handle 10 minutes of them screaming at us, “IT’S NOT FAIR!!!” despite the fact that we’ve been going over the same rules every day. They glare me down and blame me for them getting punished. . . . because I’m the one that caught them breaking the rules.

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little backstory. My besty has always wanted kids - she wanted to be married at 23 years old and popping out children one by one. She recently got her wish (thank goodness for modern medicine), and we were catching up via facebook (she moved away from our country (land of maple syrup, poutine and freezing cold weather) in favour of the land of no free medical benefits and a crazy orange skinned president. She ended up showing an unasked for video of her baby bump moving around because of her daughter.
Seriously, that shit is disgusting and it should be private as hell. I don't want to watch no alien looking thing...)
Dunno, it feels like I'm losing a friend to mombie syndrome here. All she can talk about is her experiences with the baby bump.
She's happy with the fact that she's having a daughter, I'm happy for her...but it seems like her experience has narrowed down into a laser focus on HER KID.

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This could have been a good post, but all I read was assdamaged Canadian so cucked by his tranny PM he doesn't realize most women are tired of his post-modern metro sexuality.

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I identify as an anarcho capitsalist. THE FREE MARKET LOL. FUCK STATIST. CIMMOUNIMSE IS GOOD. TAXATOIN IS THEFT.
I'm actually 17 btw

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got married (planned elopement, no one knew about it, best decision ever) on April 1st. When I came into the office the Monday after and started telling people, two women instantly asked when I was having kids. One woman just kind of pointed at my belly and stared at me and then said "kids?" So I said "oh no I'm not having kids", to which she replied, "not yet, right?" I said no not ever, just me my husband and our pets. Similar conversation with the other woman but without the pointing. They were fine with my response, albeit a little surprised, but it's kind of pathetic that that is the first and only thing they asked about me getting married and my future as a married woman.
IM a statist. fuvk the free market. taxation is theft. the cimoor manisfeo si correct.
I identify as a marxist

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dubs

Can i at least taste your honey to see if we should sweeten the offer?

In a parliamentary system with multiple political parties in which no single party gains a majority, elections usually result in
(1) command economies
(2) religious conflict
(3) coalition governments
(4) secessionist movements
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The kingdoms of Ghana and Mali became prosperous and powerful because of
(1) their participation in the gold and salt trade (2) the military protection provided to them by the Egyptians
(3) their dependence on legalism to enforce social control
(4) the tax revenue they collected from Christian missionaries

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The Ottoman Turks viewed Constantinople as being strategically important because it
(1) was the birthplace of the Prophet Muhammad
(2) would allow them to control the Vatican
(3) was a crossroads between Europe and Asia
(4) would provide them with access to the Persian Gulf

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Which country is located in the region known as Latin America?
(1) Portugal
(3) Vietnam
(2) Somalia
(4) Argentina

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Hey 19 here. 16 year old me would hate just about everything I do lol. I was incredibly straight edge in high school and vowed to never smoke weed or do anything insane. I would never get into electronic music to a certain level and I would always care about school
19, have done more drugs than I ever thought, smoke weed more than 19 year old me even wants to, and bump Bassnectar and electronic music everywhere I go. Also couldn't care less about school at times. 3 years makes a huge difference.

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Which situation was an unintended consequence of Spain’s colonization of the Americas?
(1) establishment of a favorable balance of trade
(2) introduction of the encomienda system
(3) transmission of communicable diseases
(4) exploitation of resources in new lands

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In the modern day, the
Youtube copyright system the centerpiece for debate between
(1) capitalism and communism
(2) science and religion
(3) colonialism and nationalism
(4) isolationism and globalism

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>Then you will have my aids

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Print your name and the name of your school on the lines above. A separate answer sheet for Part I has been provided to you. Follow the instructions from the proctor for completing the student information on your answer sheet. Then fill in the heading of each page of your essay booklet. This examination has three parts. You are to answer allquestions in all parts. Use black or dark-blue ink to write your answers to Parts II, III A, and III B. Part I contains 50 multiple-choice questions. Record your answers to these questions as directed on the answer sheet. Part II contains one thematic essay question. Write your answer to this question in the essay booklet, beginning on page 1. Part III is based on several documents: Part III A contains the documents. When you reach this part of the test, enter your name and the name of your school on the first page of this section. Each document is followed by one or more questions. Write your answer to each question in this examination booklet on the lines following that question. Part III B contains one essay question based on the documents. Write your answer to this question in the essay booklet, beginning on page 7. When you have completed the examination, you must sign the declaration printed at the end of the answer sheet, indicating that you had no unlawful knowledge of the questions or answers prior to the examination and that you have neither given nor received assistance in answering any of the questions during the examination. Your answer sheet cannot be accepted if you fail to sign this declaration.

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In Agents of Shield, during the first season they introduce the metal that can control gravity.
In that same episode there was a corrupt business man who was the shows first recurring villain and a character who secretly got absorbed into the metal who would become the Marvel villain Graviton.
They later show the Businessman right after the Hydra plot Twist walking away with the gravity controlling metal (and soon to be villain inside).
The last time either of those characters were in the show was almost 3 years ago. Everyone thought they would come back once characters started getting powers, but no such luck.

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You will do the following:
(1) have sex with me
(2) option 1
(3) option 2

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Personally, i prefer them to be unfired. I think Chekhov's Gun is a lazy, predictable, and worn out narrative method and I am pleased more when things aren't shoved in your face in a blatant "HEY LOOK AT THIS!! THIS THING GOING TO BE IMPORTANT!! REMEMBER THIS THING RIGHT HERE!" kind of way. I'm not an 8 year old, you don't need to put big neon borders around everything you want me to pay attention to.
Case in point, the top post as of now is about the kyber crystal in Rogue One. I remember when that got introduced in the moving and thinking "Great, here's another magic McGuffin that will predictably be juuuusst the thing to save the day at the exact right place and time near the end of the movie." The fact that it didn't really have any other role in the movie except as a piece of jewelry to help Jyn remember her family was pleasantly surprising.
Furthermore, I like it when Chekhov's Gun is avoided in a deliberate and literal sense either, ie; introducing an actual gun in the movie and have it be used for nothing. That's what the vast majority of guns do anyways. Gun ownership is safe, normal, and a hobby that is enjoyed by tens to hundreds of millions of people without incident. A character casually taking a pistol off their hip and placing it in a safe at the end of the day should be as commonplace and unnoteworthy as them hanging up their coat or putting their briefcase on their desk. Going to the shooting range should be the same as watching two characters play tennis or basketball.

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If I asked you to have sex with me, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question?

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I'm very worried about the mental health of anyone who takes reliogion seriously. You should all seek help before you hurt yourselves, or someone else

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I love how biased this article is. "Unproven allegations" about wiretapping....then you follow the link and get to an article talking about unsubstantiated claims that Trump "thinks" Susan Rice may have committed a crime.
The only thing unproven is that the method of surveillance wasn't explicitly "wiretapping", per se, and it is totally overlooked by MSM that he had literally been under surveillance by the previous administration for political gain.
...."But because they were suspected of colluding with Russia" there's STILL NO FUCKING EVIDENCE AFTER ALMOST A YEAR. They surely didn't have any evidence at the time, so yes, that is against the fucking law. The Russia narrative was made up as an excuse for Obama and Hillary to illegally monitor Trump for political gain, and it has lost all credibility after the Syria bombing