If you can't use one of these, turn in your Man card

If you can't use one of these, turn in your Man card

It's not a particularly hard thing to use. You're not impressing anybody OP.

I use these, do i win?

got one, using one. Mühle is the best

I use trimmer enjoy razor burn, ingrown hairs and razor bumps and loose skin

If you can't grow a beard, turn in you man card.

ITT: "men" who shave, so women.

i use a made in china one, its heavy and the blade shaves so smoothly

Razor burn? Stop using dull disposable razors, and use shave soap instead of that whipped cream barbasol shit.

you dont get bumps with that safety razor but will get bumps with a multi blade cause its pulling too much at once

>Using a razor
The modern man, is no longer a man.

I don't have a faggy weak chin and jawline. Don't need to grow a beard to trick woman into thinking I'm high test.

lol what of a retard do you have to be if you can't shave with those. Whole new level you created there OP.

also, the second best thing after straight shaving razor

well i shave cause facial hair is a no no at the office

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HEY LOOK OP IS BEING A PRETENTIOUS FAGGOT.


GROW A BEARD YOU GODDAMN PUSSY,

can you repeat what you tried to type in proper english

your office is apparently full of gays

i prefer my pussies clean shaven

beard=unemployed hipster doofus

Do your panties irritate your razor burn?

law office, so yeah you might be right about some closeted fags

smooth

lel I use it to shave my legs

>inb4 tits or gtfo

I have a beard and i am an assistant manager soon to be manager. So nice try. Not our fault you cant grow a beard.

i dont want a beard, its lame

nein

why you silly bastard!

>nice try
>feels the need to prove self worth

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/thread

>thinking manager is something what we look up to.
>having a beard

You are just a poor bearded fag user. Get on my level of salary.

I use a Merkur but I find the cut to be less smooth than with a cartridge
Any tips on what I do wrong?

manager of a gay brothel isn't impressive

You made me feel bad about my english skills :( It's not my native language.

because I'm not a pretentious retard

Get on my level faggots.

I also have this butterfly kind
really fucking hard to keep clean
I'm thinking of buying a screweable set

If you think anything can change the fact that tou were born a man you are an idiot. Stop listening to women with all that "real man" bs.

>Not a pretentious retard
>Buying Gillette because everyone uses it and commercials say it's good

Doesn't add up user

to much of a hassle to maintain
i've tried

He wants to be Derek Jeter.

Yale?

Life tip: Only a jackass makes fun of anyone who can't shave.

Every guy I've met with a beard is a raging closet faggot. Shaving is about the manliest thing you can do.

God tier blades right there user.

I use one of these, but it's really whatever. I get fewer ingrown hairs with it and that's literally the only reason I use one of these as opposed to like Gillette or something

This is a pretty - i can't grow a beard - thing to say.
That being said.. beards are for huge hipster faggots.

What blade inserted? I bought a variety pack and they are not all equal.

Awesome. I always come to Sup Forums for life advice

Take this from a guy who once shaved his arm with a knife, the razor burn is fucking unreal.

Real men use this.

5 blades > 1 blade

Astra platinum double edge

>variety pack
>not all equal

Take this from a guy that shaved his balls with a slap chop. The slap is unreal

That's what I learned to shave with. Thanks dad. Miss you.

>not wearing beard

why wouldnt i? Just slide it over your face, never had a scar with it

"Hey I know someone invented a much easier and effective way to shave my face, but I'm gonna learn this archaic method then brag about it on an anonymous board like a massive hipster faggot!"
>Literally (you)

1 like = 1 respect

Falling for Jewish tricks

Oh god the razer meme, how insecure are you op.

The only time a wear a beard is when your mom is camel stomping my face.

Can't grow a beard but don't care. With my baby face I can bang 17 year olds and milfs.

Well, wife's brother is disabled thanks to neurofibromatosis type 2 and has to use a trimmer due to nerve damage to his body. Care to go into detail how not using your shitty half assed straight razor makes you more of a man?

Of course, I do!

My sides

I'm guessing you're the jackass

LMAO WOW

Type 1...

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I'm a tranny faggot and I use one of these to shave before I go out to suck dick

How do they compare to the Feather yellow?

OH look the fedora of razors. Only vapors use that shit

likely story

Last longer
Cheaper
Give just a good a shave

>giving a single fuck about another guy's grooming when it has no direct influence on your own life
Pathetic

you can buy the ones that use the same blades as the safety razors, you just break them in half
that's what barbers use today

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no you're just a dumb bastard who enjoys wasting money

I had to switch to 1 blade because my beard hair is so thick i spent more time cleaning hair from between the blades then I did shaving

Yeah

Peoples MOMS know how to use these. What's your problem?