Waifu claiming thread. Rory's birthday edition

Waifu claiming thread. Rory's birthday edition

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Happy birthday Rory!

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Happy birthday whoever Rory is.

>campus
Gotcha
Hey i got a job

Happy birthyday~
Your hand is warm...

Happy being-aware-of-aging day, Rory!

still here


and


You know the other day before you left. Unless you dont want to answer it.
Im going to stay in my room but I need to pick up out there before they get here.
I just need to do things.

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Claiming best girl.

I do not remember, I'm sorry.

Thanks guy
All these flavours, and you chose to be salty, Gremlin~
Thanks my dude
The cafe is under all the apartments on campus, so all holidays turn into 'who can think of jobs to do'.

Oh yeah.

Early bake

You were going to say something before you left like 2 days ago.

Someone gotta add some salt! Thought you were a cook or something so you should know

Disgusting
>baking early for burfday xdd

What was I going to say?

Too much salt overpowers and trashes the dish. You lay the salt on real thick, being German.
>its a common trait among Germanics

Cute that looks like one of Lewd Mash's cakes.

Yeah...i hate those jobs
happy year closer to death day
>I love you

I dont know. You said But I..... and then you left. I guess its not important.

When you work so hard for your lootbox and you get 2 blues in it...

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Aw thanks, I don't know if I feel the same about you.
Ah I remember now. I don't want to say it anymore. I have conquered on my feelings.

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Welcome to the club.
Uh ok thats good I think.

happy birthday, chef!
good luck then

But you're german too, you're Austrian!

I fuckin hate this club

Did you want to have a relationship with me?
I am still awkwardly holding your hand and people are starting to talk.

Thanks Jill. I hope you do well too.
You are in it forever.
I dont know enough about you for something like that.

>forever
Fuck!

You wouldn't want to date someone like me anyway. I am emotionally disabled.

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Hey whatever happened to that discord thing? It's a voice chat thing like skype right?

Yup. Hope you like torb and winston stuff.
Who is these days anymore?

American liberals.

I mean I am totally cool with Winston stuff he is one of my favorite heros but I already have the best torb skin!

KEK
Happy birthday Rory

カラミチーマス

Drink it all, Rory!

*pet*

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Oh. Well I think you are nice.
Somebody likes playing winston?

I'm gonna mail you glitter :o

*blushes and hides my face* hi rem
T-thank you Tomoko. I think you are nice too.

But why

Sorry, I forgot to chance that filename. It was suppose to be a regular stare.

Are you telling me you dont tomo??

Change*

Ah
That comment actually made me laugh

Thank you. So got anything you need to do today?
Not really. I dont really enjoy characters where I dont have to think unless its 4am and im really tired.

I am sorry for making you laugh. I won't do it again.
I wish...
I rather not talk about myself. i'm boring.

He's a giant monkey that launches himself and shocks people, hs just fun as hell to play as lol I should spank you for saying otherwise

Well you could talk to me? You are probably more interesting then you think but we could talk about me I guess.
He is a monkey that doesnt need to aim and jumps on squishys. You wouldnt hit me.

why though?

You dont like landing on squishys?? Oh dont tempt me.

Hello, you. I don't know your name, I apologize.
*pet*

I love to learn about you humans. Please tell me about yourself.
Because they think I have claimed you.
I do not have a name... Unless you all go by your waifu's names around here.
*shuts my eyes as you pet my face* >_

Yeah but im saying it doesnt really involve anything besides when should I do it. Do it.
Sure. Uh where to start...

No that's what you we're going to say

When should you do what, go winston?? On ilios and maps that you like to rush on. Alright here it comes.

Tell me what kind of person you are on the inside.
You don't love me? :c

No when should I jump into the people and hold left mouse. Really good if you are too tired to think. You wont.

Its all about creating a distraction to be honest. BUT I do understand that its nice to play at 4 am and I respect you for it. *spanks* just did

I... oh. you're gonna be pretty disappointed, then.

What do you want me to call you?
*pets softly*

I dont know exactly what you mean but I feel sad lonely and unsure of a lot of things but thats so many people. You would probably get that answer a lot.
Really? I thought it was about trying to tilt the enemy healers as hard as you can. Didnt feel a thing.

If you are a nice person I would be happy.
What do I want you to call me...
Nagato ^^

Only if you also love me

Man, you should really kill yourself Navajo

You must be a young human.
The answer will come to you in time as long as your keep your mind open.
I don't think I'm capable of such feels. Okay then I shall kill myself.

You can do that too but really if you ult and run back they just follow you trying to kill you. You did you just dont wanna say that you did

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^-^

Ehh. I dont know about that. Also dont kill yourself I like talking to you.
Ults are up like once every 2 minutes or something. You just hit like a little bitch is all.

>winston
Please be nice when discussing my husband.

konata do u do the discord

I hate foggy morning rides.

Nice cake!

Nice taste.

Never posted in these things at all, hi guys >///

hoozat

Claimed~

Nah. Ill tell you what I feel about him.
Hello. Tomoko is a cute.

Sorry for the late reply I took my dog for a walk
He just doxed my ISP -_-

Starbreaker from 100% Orange Juice, fun game.

Nagato... What a nice name.
*pet*

Hello Junko

rufus ^-^

idk what that means :o

is he a hacker? -_-
si

this looks weird..

add bro vApOrzfuok
#2386%)

Hey Rem! How are ya?

Hi!

Killing myself is harder than I thought. I do not know how to do it.
>
Young people go through difficult times in their lives at that age. You just have to tough it out and learn from it.
You taste nice too.
ow

Nah you just dont wanna admit it

It means I have a dynamic IP and he still has no idea where I live.
maybe a bad one

Happy Birthday Rory

Why are you hiding? :o

How was your walk?

Ello Junko

Happy birthday, buttface!

A bit tired. Might exercise in a bit.
Might.

I-I'm sorry. Was that too rough?
*pets head*

You shouldnt even try. Dont make me come over to wherever you are at. Doesnt feel like it.
Im not Tsun or something.
Hi Sono.

I would prefer my mom does not receive an XL sized dildo in the mail addressed to "your autistic son"
Cold

happy birthday hope you had a nice day

*smiles warmly*
You have to remember I'm fragile.
I'm not really afraid of death but the pain is unbearable and I usually just stop.

waste of money, plus for you if you keep the dildo uwu

it's hot here -_-

Hey Ai!

Go for it if you have the time!