I dont believe in air travel. It's all a hoax, along with "space" flight...

I dont believe in air travel. It's all a hoax, along with "space" flight. How can something weighing 70 tons stay in the air? Birds fly because they weigh very little. Chickens don't fly because they weigh alot. And a so called airplane weighs significantly much more than a chicken. I have never been in an airplane, and I don't know anyone who has. People who say they have are just shills for the government who uses small drones (that weigh less than chickens) to spray chem trails everywhere. Those drones only look like they are very high because they are so small. It's a known fact that past a mile high, there is not enough air to breathe. Yet we are expected to believe that these airplanes can somehow provide enough air to everyone on board? Not to mention that flying that close to the sun would cook everyone alive.

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Either a troll or a biggest retard I've ever seen.

3/10 at least u tried

I think a valid argument

This has to be bait no one is that retarded.

If you go high enough there is no gravity because it's dragging itself down. Airplanes are lifted up into the sky over this threshold and stay there as the world keeps spinning. After it gets to its location it's brought back down.

>if
Point is you can't. Have you ever seen an ostrich fly? Same principle

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Ostriches can't jump that high. You ever wonder why they have those ramps at airports? Airplanes are fast because of the huge fans on the wings fast enough that they can get some air enough air to break the gravity barrier.

>kill_self.exe

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>Doesn't know that space is absolute zero.
>Never has seen the top of a mountain (which usually has snow and ice).
>Doesn't mention that bees are fat and shouldn't be able to fly with those tiny wings.
>Doesn't know weight has little to do with flight, just propulsion and aerodynamics.
>Being this autistic.

>greentexting propaganda

Don't worry bro, there are super thin rails made of diamond all over the sky that shoots jets like a train around the sky on a single path. That's why diamonds are so expensive, most of them were used for skyrails.

Please explain gravity user

This is now a flat earth thread.

>just because you haven't figured it out completely means you're wrong.
Retard. What is air pressure.

>Confusing simple facts and what OP must not know with propaganda.

obvious bait

is it hard being this fucking stupid?

>shilling

Top kek. This guy gets it.

sound pretty convincing to me

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Nice theory. Now to prove it; Tie a bag with a hundred kilograms of feathers to your balls and drop it off a bridge.

They let you use computers in the special needs class now OP?

Op there is no point in putting sense in to these dumbasses. They make it easy for the governments to control us. Free the chains guys and you will see what op is saying.

Being almost as much of a conspiracy freak as Dale Gribble.

Fuck off back to tumblr faggot

>redpilled user is redpilled

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>Birds fly because they weigh very little. Chickens don't fly because they weigh alot
american eagle weighs more than chickens and can still fly

Have you ever weighed them youreslef? Quite doubtful

those american eagles are actually government drones... there are no bird bigger than a sparrow

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They use big magnets over each wing to creat a lift for the plane, then they have engines that pushes the aircraft forward. so theres lift and push, thats how planes work

yes i have. there are many birds that can fly that weigh more than a chicken

Shitty b8 m8

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my father breeds american eagles..

Please stop spreading false information. Everyone knows the earth is flat and your ridiculous theory of the earth rotating under the plane isn't possible. Debunked!

Name 5

>planes can't fly because they are too heavy
Cargo ships can float.

>chickens can't fly
They can for short distances

>the planes are so high there is not enough air to breathe, yets we can still breath in an airplane
Its pressurized to keep the air in

>the sun would cook everyone alive
The ozone layers doesn't let that happen

I have been in an airplane. You are just stupid

either your dad is a liar... or he's working for the government.

Albatross
Swan
Pelican
Condor
Kori Bustard

Either you're a liar... or you're working for the government

Sorry. Let me rephrase.
Name five real birds.

Turkey. Dodo. Kori Bustards. Quetzalcoatlus (not a bird, but it still flies). Vultures.

Boom

HAHAHAHA

Fucking idiot

I forgot this thread existed because it was on the other side of my sea of porn tabs.

Anyone wanna buy some sugarcane while I'm at port?

Hi. My name's Kori Bustard.

Whoops. Not dodo. Geese, really

ITT: Trolls tolling trolls trolling trolls.

Owl
geese
swan
pelican
albatross

Neither. I have common sense

>Albatross
>Swan
>Pelican
>Condor
>Kori Bustard

OP is the type of person that if he was a teacher, he would go ape shit on a student and make the student get expelled by telling the principal or the dean that he felt attacked and feared his well being

Please, tell me that you are just a troll.

I know this is bait, but you're taking out velocity and aerodynamics out of the equation.

A chicken, ostrich, or the extinct DoDo doesn't/didn't have the necessary wingspan or strength to lift their weight, nor are the any longer shaped to hold flight.

A 70 ton plane is able to fly because of lift created by air and the speed of which it is passing underneath the wings and body and is directed by flaps.
The same way a 70 ton boat can float on top of water with ease because of buoyancy. The air within the hull creates a stable system.

A rocket is able to go to orbit using: L = Cl * A * .5 * r * V^2
Lift = coefficient * Density * Velocity squared / 2 * Wing area

The coefficient is tested experimentally; such a weather, shape of the rocket, air conditions, etc
That's why there's always a nominal flight condition for each launch.

Also, ask for better explanation.

Look at his head. It looks like the first point is his nose, and the second point is his upper jaw. His left arm is his lower jaw.

>baiting this hard

leave your cult and reunite with your friends and family.

jewish lies

yet you reply with knaaawledge

OP could also take a flight or watch an airport.

I've never seen your brain, so you must not have one.

I concur. there is no such thing as air.

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