Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
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Needs to trim that bush
TINY
>jewcock
He's a small guy
Who is that? By the way, where's the uncensored Orlando Bloom ones?
He got jewed
Who is it?
>cutfags
I WAS IN THE POOL
Biebs
Why does he have such a mean bush? If you're going to have a hairless torso and you can barely grow a mustache, don't have a bush like that.
>cut
(((Bieber)))
You can spot the dumb chicks that don't know what a flaccid dick looks like.
>be half Orlando's height
>have that's half the RELATIVE length
>people think he's big while Orlando is small
What gives?
Found the heterosexuals
That ana chick is pretty cute.
Wait he's cut?
There's pictures of him years ago in front of a webcam and he was uncut?
What?
>there are people on Sup Forums that don't want to suck biebs dick
the fuck
Alright, forgot what I said.
>what is being a grower
How do women still not understand this?
>This guy has the largest penis ever recorded
>He refuses to take off his clothes and show it off
Why must he torment us so?
GOD THAT'S HIDEOUS
Not even superior east Asiatic, more like one of those subhuman shit skin pinoy Asians
That Roman numeral tattoo gets me every time
>white bois btfo
He also got hilariously prank called by richard and sal on howard stern
you can spot the butthurt dicklet.
>it's a Bieber bangs models but would give it all up just to be with Selena Gomez episode
Would berry my face in that bush
>in the hospital
>my turtledick has retreated into my anus
>incapacitated because spinal reconstruction
>all staff is female
>mom shows up
All I could think about was my tiny green bean dick being shown off everywhere, but I figured if I took the time to mention how it actually gets to average size and this is a matter of circumstance also its freezing it would have just made it more awkward.
>It's a realize someone is a cutfag and no longer envy them episode
I would take an intact foreskin over fortune and fame any day of the week
is orlando a cutfag too?
What the fuck was wrong with your dick?
Nah he's got a nice delicious foreskin.
No his foreskin is long and tender
no because he isn't an amerilard
you were the retard in the Sup Forums thread screaming about dicklets the other day werent you
isnt he like 5'6'' so basically its average at best. also balding. poor biebs
nice, love the hair
too bad he's cut
dicks sound like decent banter for the setting even if its 2016
Vaginas are only so deep, no need for more than a 6 inch penis, girls just like to talk shit, if they like monster penis, its a novelty
oh, thank goodness
I have not yet Googled his size, but I heard this dude is good !!!