can we get a work stories thread going?
>be me
>working at jimmy john's
>always get high before work
>get really high one day
>make a sandwich, wrap it up, put in bag for delivery
>someone calls to complain that their sandwich has nothing in it, it's just bread
>realize it was probly me, don't say anything
>noob kid get's yelled at for it, like alot
>don't say anything
>pretty sure the kid cries a bit
>still high, trying to hide laughter
>kekk
bump
>working at thai restaurant
>fat woman enters
>'I have a reservation for user'
>you're not in our schedule
>'ye I do I spoke on the phone with you guys yesterday'
>we were closed yesterday
>'are you calling a liar?!'
>no, it's just maybe you've got the wrong place
>THIS IS PIZZA RESTAURANT ROMANA RIGHT?!
>fucking buddhas everwhere, thai people, asian music
Lame story i know, kind of drunk, i want to punch people in the face so often during work.
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mmmm number 5
>intern as a junior IT admin
>alone in the office
>decide to wank
>open up some porn shit
> start jerking off
>the moment i came someone walks in
>she didnt see my dick from the table
>she asks for something then leave
>i wipe my dick into my college's chair.
The perfect crime. Btw I wank'd in every job ive ever had. Thats a routine I have.
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>That's a routine I have
So much edge
keknoice
>wank off in office
>somehow get my dick to cup of a coworker
Yeah no
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I used to work at Residence Inn last year.
One morning all the cleaning ladies were freaking out - shouting, yelling, cursing. I went over to see what the commotion was. Apparently some dude had a crazy fecal sex party in his room. There was shit all over everything. There was shit in the bed, the chairs, asses were wiped with curtains, smeared on the windows, in the DVD player - everywhere.
We had the guy come in to see his bill. He was very professional about it.
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>how was your stay?
>it was pretty shitty
>be me
>working at local pizza joint summer after senior year before uni
>deliveryguy.jpg
>waitress was like two grades older when I was HS freshmen
>small town skank, but hot
>manager up and leaves for the night to get drunk
>me, waitress, and chef
>slow as fuck and we're closing
>waitress says, "hey user, you and the other drivers always got shit on you, what do you have?"
>fatsackofweed.png
>three of us get baked as fuck
>chef goes home
>waitress and i smoke more and start in on some beers from the walk in
>bullshitting about HS and people we know
>waitress leaves for more beer
>comes back silently starts making out with me
>fuck yes
>end up rawdoging her, don't even care if I get AIDS
>which I can't because we're both white and live in podunk no black USA
>happens next night
>night after
>so much busting nut in pussy
>leave for college
>never hear from her again
>pretty sure I never knocked her up, though she's got like a ton of kids now so who knows?
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>Be me
>working as a lab technician at the hospital,
>in charge of blood type analysis and shit
>Mostly nigh shift 'cause it's better paid but I have to manage the blood bags distribution
>In the hospital there are a few interns
>One of them has absolutely no idea about how blood types work
>Asks for universal donor (O-) every fucking time because he can't understand the basics
>O- is rare and reserved for emergency
>Have to argue with him each fucking time
>Nurses can't stand either
>Actually made them bring some blood bag back when he thought it wasn't compatible
>One night I chat with a nurse about the intern
>Dares her to tell him the blood is "too cold to be transfused" has to wait
>Total bullshit but the patient is not an emergency and it will piss off the intern
>Half an hour later I get a call from their service
>Retard intern said the patient could not wait
>Fucking moron micro waved the blood bag
>Blood bag exploded
>half cooked human blood everywhere
>The doctor I have on the phone wants to know if I suggested anything about heating up the blood before transfusion
>The guy sounds so exasperated
>Apparently the intern tried to accuse me and the nurse
>I have to bite my cheek not to burst in laugh
>Honnestly I can say I never spoke to the intern and never talked about microwaving blood products
>I have to write the incident down and deliver them another blood bag
>Everyone's pissed at the intern
>After that night intern is fired
>2 years later we still laughed about that guy who tried to microwave a blood bag
>work at Old Navy
>Lost prevention guy was a Paki
>White guy shoplifts something
>LP guy ran after him
>Mall security saw a Paki running and thought, he shoplifted something from the store
>White dude got away
>LP dude almost got arrested
> be me, always drunk at work
> user, the next time you're drunk at work you're fired
> yeah, k. drunk for next three months straight
> user youre fired
> fug. the end of user.
Stop the government and isp from monitoring your online activity, use a VPN vpnprogram.com
>someone calls to complain that their sandwich has nothing in it, it's just bread
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Oh my god, I don't even work with blood or hospitals or anything of the sort but that legitimately enfuriated me
>work for a supermarket
>woman comes in, dumps ziploc bag filled about halfway with a brown squishy substance on the service counter
>"this bbq sauce gives me heartburn, i want a refund"
>no.jpeg
>"but it gives me heartburn you have to take it back"
>"uh lady, this is a ziploc bag... do you have a bill?"
>"no, and i' don't remember where it bought it, but it's like a dollar, just give it to me."
>flat out refused her, she threatened to call head office to file a complaint, i told her to go ahead... she left. retard.
yh that happened
all the time... walmart life is full of retard incidents. had to look for another masturbator in the store today (didn't find him, but he's not the first or only masturbator... only the latest one).
Shut the fuck up you absolute cunt
>Work at gas station up in the mountains
>Slow day, me and the mechanic are drinking coffe talking shit
>Loud grinding sound outside
>Big city guy walks in wearing sweatpants, a jacket, shitty boots
>"Hey, I bought a snowmobile from a guy here, brand new, it seems to be having some issues"
>Me and mechanic go out to look at it
>It is almost completely cut off between the bottom and the top
>One single poor "piston" (english is not native language) is holding this whole thing up
>"Can you tell what is wrong with it?" Completely serious
>Mechanic turns around and walks in, holding his head
>I cant even laugh
>Ask him "How the fuck did you even drive it here?"
>"What? Whats wrong with it?"
>"Its completely busted! Cant you see that?"
>"Im not good with these snowmobiles, can you please tell me whats wrong?"
>I explain the situation
>He looks at it for a while
>"Can I still drive it?"
Also the amount of 12 year olds who think they can buy cigarettes because they change their voices really fucking amazes me.
There was also this guy who went up biking on the mountain during a fucking snowstorm, wearing nothing but sweatpants and a windjacket with some sneakers. He almost froze to death.
> tfw you gotta rub one out in the kids toy aisle
I love these kinds of threads.
no... they're a group of old men (70 to 85 years old, we know their ages from the cops) who do it in the men's toilet, sometimes together.
Y so angry ?
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I started a job at a second rate advertising agency as a graphic designer. None of their computers had tablets. I lasted a day working with a stupid fucking mouse.
>27/m
>broke
>has had over 50 jobs
>no record
>past 3 jobs ive worked ive quit the first day
whats wrong with me
most of us are able to lie to ourselves about how much work sucks, because we know we gotta do it if we want to pay the bills. some jobs are really hard to do without massive amounts of denial. maybe you're just really bad at lying to yourself.
>Worked at T.W. Ponessa in Lancaster PA
>They brief us on child abuse / mandated reporting
>One day my client has a black eye
>I report it
>My boss tells me not to report it because they'll lose money
>I tell her that's stupid and illegal
>She tries to force me into doing it
>I quit
>Sad and unemployed
>Try to talk to a lawyer, nobody takes me seriously
>Less than six months later that company gets into trouble for trying to cover up child abuse
for what it's worth, you did the right thing, user
>Work in an alzheimers ward
>Fucking off in the nurses station shortly after our evening med pass
>Decide to go check on everyone
>Walk into the hallway, immediately spot one of the patients (M) stark fucking naked in the middle of the community living area
>Approach her
>All of her clothes were neatly folded on a nearby dining table, including her depends
>Ask her why she's naked
>"I was hot"
>fair enough
I have another one
>Work at a retirement home
>One of my co-workers is an incredibly fat girl who eats a whole pizza every lunch/dinner
>One of the residents there is cool as hell
>Walks around telling people to fuck off
>Guy is like 80
>He and an elderly woman have gotten married and they constantly have sex in eachothers rooms
>Fucking alpha
>One day
>He walks up to me and says: "There are 2 fire exists, right?"
>"Yes, there is. Why do you ask?"
>"Because if that fat cunt is trying to get out, we will all burn to death."
One more
>Sunday
>Priest is there and they have their sunday sermon
>Im there watching
>Priest is going on about sins
>Alpha guy tucks my shirt
>He says audibly: "I'll gladly burn in hell if it means I can have booze and some pussy."
>Everyone stops and stares at him
>Priest clears his throat
>A few seconds of silence
>Me and the alpha guy both start laughing our asses off in front of all these religious people and the priest
I miss working there, it sucked with the shitting, pissing and vomiting but it had its moments.
if im not doing something constructive, or if im hired on and im immediately the smartest guy there, i leave.. sometimes though its just the thought of standing there to make money, something that is created from something i use for oxygen.. i dont get it.. funny im in this thread because i quit a job today and i feel like a complete failure and dumbass. im running out of options and the care to want to succeed anymore is starting to vanish. ive eaten peanut butter and jelly for months straight now. its decent buti havent pooped in 2-3 days
I'm glad to hear other people say that. I wasn't easy coming out of college and being unemployed for so long because companies were afraid to hire me after that.
But yeah, they have a tendency to hire scumbags and cover up abuse. This happened a little later:
lancasteronline.com
>working at burger bar
> 15 year old autist
>hot as fuck sweating doing dishes
>co-worker is hauling massive container of chemical down the corner
>dislocates his shoulder in front of me
>starts breathing heavily and says call an ambulance
>act like i cant hear him and saw nothing and continue doing dishes
>after a few seconds of ignoring him he screams for help
>told the manager i was just tired and zoned out
sucks having social anxiety
>if im not doing something constructive, or if im hired on and im immediately the smartest guy there, i leave
Honestly this attitude is probably why you can't hold down a job. I think you're probably young so you're new to this, but if you're the biggest fish in the bowl then you're in the wrong bowl.
The thing is that everybody thinks they're smarter than most other people, so it's kind of meaningless to say you are. What you're really saying is that you just think you are, which makes you probably a pain to work with.
This. You beat me to it.
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Why did you put m in brackets and then refer to the person as her?
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i've held management positions, its not that im a dick thinking im the greatest employee, but some people just really dont know what theyre doing.. for example.. how many times do you have to tell someone to do something before they should do it? most people would say something like, well if theyre busy than blah blah, or it depends on what youre asking... no.. just no, the answer is the first time i ask you to do it and i also live by a principle that there are a million ways of doing something the right way, and only one way of doing it wrong and thats the wrong way.. i dont know, ive been working since i was 12 so im quite over working my life away. ive found out way more about myself being broke than i ever did when i had money, its nice
You are a loser
the best
Sounds like Lancaster to me. Montco fag here
god you sound like such a bellend
>Work as bank teller
>Contrary to popular belief, it's actually a cool job with a stupid amount of power
>I can look up pretty much anyone's info in the state and find out where they live social security, really anything
>Also work with some total bros, and the job pays great for entry level
>One day
>Smoke weed for the first time
>Get high as shit
>Next morning my brain feels super slow and fuzzy
>Go to work since I worked that saturday
>Boss isn't there, it's just me and my bro running the drive-up per the usual
>A lady cashes a 5k check
>She wants 2000 in hundreds, 2000 in fifties, and 1000 in twenties
>Cash machine only has 900 worth of 20s somehow
>I think I have to get that number up to 2000
>Grab another 1100 in twenties from the vault, send it out to her with the other 2000 in 50s, 2000 in hundreds
>She leaves, I go back to look at the check
>5000 dollars
>Wait....2000 + 2000 + 2.....oh shit
>Try to call her and her husband who is super rich
>I eventually can't reach them and leave a message on his business phone
>Think I'm about to be fired
>Send email to manager explaining what had happened
>Manager calls me in to office the next day
>He's a good guy, but can be tough some times
>Expect to get axed
>He says, you're fine, don't worry, that guys an asshole
>Allofmywut.jpg
>Turns out he called him and complained that a lowly teller had left a message for him, in those exact words
>We get the thousand dollars back, all is well
>Thank god they didn't drug test me
I have more cool stories if anyone wants to hear.
>working at SportsDirect
>Fellow Britons will know it
>it's as bad as you've heard
>place is horrible to work at
>searched on way out every single day
>managers are all fuck sticks
>ads everywhere in staff room about bonus schemes and company trips and parties
>only managers allowed to go
>work there 4 years and no bonus at all
>no over time
>work weekends and bank holidays
>every one has a radio to comm in big store
>take one home one day by mistake
idea.jpg
>go up to work in friends car with radio
>sit in car park
>every time a manager gets pissy on radio
>get friend to answer back
>"Hey user! could you walk all the fucking way back over here and pick up this tiny ball of paper that i could pick up and save time but i'm gonna make you walk 30ft to be a cunt"
>tell friend what to say
>"how's about you pick it the fuck up yourself you prick wipe"
>"WHAT DID YOYU SAY> FD>WSE"!
>managers going fucking mental
>every one in that day questioned
>several new people lose their jobs
>they never really found out who it was
>be 16
>3rd shift at steak n shake
>some girl yells at group of 3 black guys for something (not sure how it started but she ran her mouth)
>black guys told her to stfu bitch
>3 drunken white guys with her jump up chest puffed out
>fight breaks out
>everyone fighting 1v1 even the guy with a cast on his leg
>first group tussle, right hook to the white guys face blood happening
>guy with broker leg trips and hits head on counter top causing him to leak
>he gets up and continues to try and fight, black guy pushes him around
>3rd fight, neither one really seem to want to fight but white guy backs up until he hits the wall
>fight or flight time
>the tussle and go at it pretty good
>bobbing and weaving and couple shots connect to each others face.
>Manager comes out yelling she called the cops
>girl is crying holding the guy in a leg cast
> the black guys rush out to their car and try to get away, police intervene with a quickness (they are close by due to a known bar that has problems)
>eventually everyone leaves and there is still a bloody mess
>a group of drunk people come in
>ask them "Would you prefer bloody or non bloody section?"
of course
Again, this attitude just reinforces my point. It's one thing to try to take the moral high road when it comes to not working but, unless you're living with your parents or someone else is supporting you, you're going to have to work to survive.
When I was in college I thought I was hot shit - because I was. I was waaay younger than most of my classmates, flew through classes effortlessly, was in tons of clubs, graduated high school early, had tons of scholarships, was a veteran, finished multiple majors and minors, and still managed to graduate early. The thing is that I wasn't challenged by anything going on, so I easily monopolized most discussions because nobody at an undergraduate level I met could keep up.
Then I joined this online discussion group. I was immediately totally humbled by how much more so many people there knew than me. After going into a totally different field and growing up a bit, I learned that, at really prestigious jobs and universities, everybody thinks they're the smartest guy in the room. And when somebody thinks they know everything, they absolutely awful to work with. They refuse to admit mistakes, they aren't team players, and they try to get as much control over everything they can because they don't think anyone else is competent enough to do it. You trying to appeal to the fact that you were in management positions and dropping anecdotes about how people don't do what you tell them kind of proves my point that you're in the wrong bowl - that is, you're talking about entry level jobs. Of course you're going to have dumbasses working there.
My point is, if you don't get your act together, you'll be working with those dumbasses for the rest of your life - making you the worst kind of dumbass.
>be me
>working at subway in some small town
>hate half the customers
>have meat that's messed with for them for being shitty
>it's 2am
>high as fuck friend drops in
>coworker who messes with the meat too isn't here atm, but he wants meatball so it's k
>give friend his sub
>coworker comes back
>tell him about tell him about 420marinara
>wut.exe
>coworker start laughing his dick off
>he pissed in the meatballs
>wellfuck.jpeg
>2 days later
>see high friend, still high
>said he loved the sub, saying it was way better than usual
>me trying to hold my laugh before I lose my dick
>it's not that I'm a dick
>except I'm a complete dick
Is there a part 2?
>be 17
>work summer job at a deli washing dishes and cooking sometimes
>just find out about how awesome weed is from coworkers
>always toke after work, but never before
>open kitchen and boss doesn't like us looking stoned or hungover that close to customers
>still do occasionally anyway
>one day come across some pot brownies
>buy a few and eat like 1/2 of one before work
>didn't realize it would hit me like 2 hours later and last about 4
>driving into work
>feeling fine... feeling fine.... feeling fine....
>oh shit.... it hit me
>walk in and immediately go hide behind pile of dishes in the dish pit
>start scrubbing
>shits going well
>like too well
>as im knocking out what felt like 20 or so pans, realize supervisor is staring at me
>looks worried
>comes over
>fuck....
>asks me:
user, you feeling ok?
>y-yeah.... why?
Ok. I was just a bit concerned because you've been washing the same pan for like 5 mins
>look down and realize I had just been putting pans into hot water and not on the rack
>laugh and try to play it cool but just end up semi sperging out
>boss kind of shrugs and goes back to the line
Felt like a total dick, but a week or so later my work crush got caught toking behing the store and they made me "supervise" her (aka show her how to smoke on the shift and not get caught). Worked out better than I anticipated...
>if im not doing something constructive, or if im hired on and im immediately the smartest guy there, i leave
Honestly... at no point are you ever the smartest guy there.
I seriously doubt that you would be the smartest guy anywhere.
Top kek
Actually the feels. I work at a seafood joint, in a town with like 4 other seafood joints with similar names, menus and white college kids working the FOH.
>Picking up order for user?
>uhhhh we dont have an user, are you sure you ordered with us?
>WHAT?
>HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY..
>wait is this _____ seafood?
>.... no
>oh..... well excuse us.
It happens like 2-3 a day when we're busy.
> software dev
> work in finance tech
> manager decides a bug in one of our product would take too much time to fix
> I never have anything to do
> I fix the bug in 5 minutes
> ask manager if she wants the fix to go to testing
> manager gets really angry and I get scolded for doing unplanned work
> like downright scolded and treated like a child
> Sunce then I've said fuck it and browse Sup Forums during downtime instead of trying to work
> fix goes into testing anyway and ends up in the next release
> during next customer presentation the key account managers are happy to proudly announce this fix
Way to motivate your employees.
>Work in national grocery warehouse chain
>Get offered opportunity to transfer locations
>transfer comes with a 20% raise, and promotion to receiving crew lead
>FUCKYEAH!.jpg
>jump on that shit like a motherfucker
>move half way across the fucking country
>second day on the job walking out toward break area for a smoke
>See pic related outside the maintenance cage
>DEAR GOD! What have I gotten myself into!
i am simply in the wrong work environment. ive lived alone for 8 years and have put in a lot of my life to be as good as i am at what i do. most people just want a paycheck. they are there solely to make money. and this is most of my work life, most people just do not care lol
>be me
>working at an urban farm
>it's a farm. in a city
>packaging food for the market
>chatting with cute girl
>a bit hipster, but bubbly and cute
>random small talk about music and shit
>conversation gets more interesting
>she asks "what are you passionate about"
>suddenly realize I don't have an answer for this question
>spend the rest of the day asking myself this question over and over again in my head while measuring out fucking sprouts
>it's been 9 hours since she asked
>is this what an existential crisis is?
you take it so literal, im not talking about an IQ test my man. im talking putting the effort into my work so things are done right and most efficient
>working at photobooth as manager
>we take people's pictures and then try to sell them
>some bitch buys pics and orders like to family packages
>shes fat as fuck in and kinda drunk from the beer garden
>print out her pics
>whole bunch of pics of her whole family
>it's like 40usd all together
>you get like 30 pics for that much of differing sizes
>she see them and says she wants cancel some of the order because she hates one of the pics of her
>say its a package and she can't do that
>she basically got a 3 for 2 deal and I would have to take back most of the pics of her kids and the keychains and shit
>she does not understand
>I haven't actually given her the pics yet
>give her one orders worth and a refund but keep most of the pics
>the deal was good, you got a lot of shit for 40$
>not so much for 15
>she becomes irate and demand the other pics
>tell her that it's not gonna happen after I gave her the refund
>she starts yelling and cussing me out
>her kids are crying and husband has this cuck look on his face
>she starts in on how the pics are of her and what was I gonna do with them
>tell her that when people don't pay I use them for the website
>this sets her off even harder and she tries to jump into the booth and grab the pics
>falls on her ass
>I'm laughing and raging at the same time
>she is not amused
>since she was giving me so much shit about the pics I'm like fuck you imma shred um
>shred them all in front of her
>she's beyond livid and turning red at this point
>she jumps up again and takes a swing at me
>i dodge that shit
>the park sheriff has noticed the commotion and asks her to leave
>the park management comes in and says she's banned from the park
>this is the beginning of summer and she was a season pass holder
>post her kids online anyways since we use digital cameras
Shut the fuck up
>simply in the wrong work environment
You sound a proper cunt.
Whose fault is it where you work
I don't know what this is.
you must be new here
>most people just want a paycheck. they are there solely to make money. and this is most of my work life, most people just do not care lol
then you might as well stick with the same job, because you will find a large amount of people like that in nearly every job you will ever do. only exception might be a highly skilled profession. but you'll never get to a highly skilled profession unless you get skills, and you won't get that by moving from job to job. so suck it up and learn to deal with clock watchers because you will never, ever, ever get away from them.
No.
U.
Did your ass pucker up tighter than a snare drum? Or did you go to the non perishable section looking for lube?
What kinda pussy calls an ambulance for a dislocated shoulder, just pop it back in.
It's SUPPOSED to be support for the Detroit Tigers. For someone who spends far too much time on the internet though, it's a declaration of loving cock.
>be me in highschool working at bagel store
>first time smoking a few hours before work in the morning
>customer asks for a plain bagel with butter
>spreading the butter on the bagel
>wtf is wrong with this butter? fuck it
>serve him his bagel
>watch him take a bite and go "what?!...ehh fuck it"
>realized I drenched his bagel in mayo and he kept eating it anyways
Okay, so you not only think you're smarter than everyone, you think you're better than them too. I'm not buying it because:
> 1. While posturing about how smart you are, you're writing at less than a 4th grade level.
> 2. There's no way you're chilling out at your own place with internet access if you're eligible for work because you feel like it's beneath you.
Then you talk about this whole "most people are just there to make a paycheck" thing as if there's another motivation for going to work, which really makes me question how much work experience you actually have. Of course most people work for a paycheck - you need money to live in this society. Even people who live off the grid have to pay taxes on their property.
If you want a job you're passionate about, go get an actual skill and stop working at places like Residence Inn that are a magnet for fuck ups who can't succeed at real jobs.
>if anyone wants to hear.
that's why the thread is here
I've actually been in that place before.
I just graduated college and couldn't find a job. I spent every waking moment looking for a job. The only time I took breaks was to go on hikes in the nearby woods.
But seriously, I was applying for almost 100 jobs a week. Nobody was biting. It took almost two years before I landed the gig I'm in now. Then I had all this free time and realized I almost forgot all the things I love. Rediscovering them has been a joy.
I would say spend time writing (pencil and paper - no computer) and try to figure out the things you used to do or spent most of your time doing. Just please don't end up like one of those faggots who "Is passionate about video games" or something.
Because it's copied from another another, longer, greentext
He's not failing to understand it, you fail to communicate it - reinforcing his point that you're just a knob who thinks he's smarter than everyone else but is actually a fucking dumbass.
Another one, but from a different place:
>first week of work in a new kitchen
>have a buddy who got me the job but he isn't there at this time
>just me, an old prep guy and the sous who was a total stoner
>sous and I knock out prep with little lunch
>this makes the afternoon a cake walk
>decide we could spark up and make ourselves food before the dinner shift
>sneak out back seperately
>prep dude sees us, but doesn't say a word
>get a bit high
>kind of giggly
>walk back in past same prep cook
>he still stays silent
>the 2 of us walk up front to get the FOHs lunch order too
>talking to managers and boss
>immediately lose it laughing at nothing
>this triggers the sous to lose it laughing too
>can't get the order out, laughing too hard
>sous and I need to sit and recover
>while we're sitting, prep cook walks up front and sees us struggling to keep a lid on
>shakes his head and leans to the boss to say
"You know, I think they're laughing cause I just caught the 2 of em out back blowing each other"
>we lose it again
>boss loses it
>manager loses it
>waitresses lose it
>I think there was a regular customer there who lost it
>come to realize smoking at work is sort of encouraged to break up the monotony
>Be last year
>Get job at a local distribution center
>Seems like a decent chance to make some better money
>Day 1 training walk in and see this
>Dafuq?
>Needless to say it wasn't exactly the best job in the world.
holy fuck user
man I fucking hate this there's really too much bug in softwares nowadays
You know I work as a software engineer and the big thing that fucks stuff up is:
>Poor management
>Lousy deadlines
>Lack of documentation / emphasis on testing
Anytime there's buggy software or services failing, I've always found one of those three things are responsible.
Yo i don't see any social anxiety, you're just a faggot
I know I was working in the same job the biggest problem for me was deadlines as soon as the managers new the software was approximatly ready they were telling us to stop debbuging
This is a story about how I got fired from my first job Sup Forums, enjoy.
>Be state worker
>Work at beach
>First time working there so i get stuck with all the shit jobs
>Usually stuck at what we call "checkpoint'
>you have to guard the 4x4 access to the beach during the day
>They usually leave me there for my whole shift
>I start bringing my lunch because they usually forgot to pick me up
> One day a fox comes over while Im eating
>I toss him a bit of my sandwich
>We become buds after that.
>I set up my own little station overthere after a while, with an umbrella and radio
> Fox bro start to hang out in the shade of the umbrella and keeps me company
> One day a Normie in a huge ass truck comes
>he asks me why the gate to the beach is closed
>Tell him its due to the bird mating season (I had no idea why it was closed, and still dont)
>Offers me $50
>tell him to fuck off (If they found out i took a bribe I'd get fired on the spot)
>Tells me if I dont let him on he'd run down the Rickshaw
>Get infront of his car because Im looking for free college
>He gets out of the car and I can tell he's gonna throw some punches
>Fox Bro wakes up from his nap due to yelling
>Just as he's aboutta throw a punch Fox bro attacks him.
>He yells at me to help him
>I dont
>he eventually gets Fox bro off him and drives away.
>about 20 mins later park management shows up
>They try to explain that they support me, but that Im fired due to PR.
>They allow me to resign
>I visit Fox bro time to time after that
>One day he isnt where he usually is
>Walk around abit, and find a fox carcass
>He was ran over.
>Give him a proper burial and visit his grave every year after his death
>Rest in Peace fox bro
Aw, man.
Mike?
yea, the same place flew me to LA and I made like 4k in 2 weeks