Waifu claiming thread
previous: Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Seras Claimed
Still here
and
It wont happen anytime soon.
Do you want it to happen...?
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Do you blogging little shits realize that you have no legit reason to post here, and what little you might have you fully deny?
カラミチーマス
(Junko)
I'm gonna make a random workout and hope for the best.
(Nagato)
>lewd
I'll stay here then. *pet*
And then there's me, 17 contact hours a week and hardly any homework.
Go for it!
Yeah but who wouldnt?
Claimed
I don't know.
What did you break up with her?
Are you the same Trude that ran the help threads a few years ago?
No but hello.
beep boop
Did you try out NT4 yesterday?
I finished the first 5, got to the Advanced 1 mission.
Not 100% sure what I think yet, do like that it ties in with BW though.
Well I couldnt help her with the worst of their problems. They had some kind of cancer in their boobs or something. Got really spooked they were going to die and I didnt know how to help. Kind of went downhill from there.
Riddle me this.
Why post on an unstable chan full of haters, trolls, moody janitors, mods, small images. etc.
Not to mention the annoying as fuck captcha
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Have your (you)
Uh I think she's not wearing pants.
You abandoned her in her most vulnerable time?
Hello Jake.
Happy birthday.
>Old Christian lady down the street catches me while I'm walking the dog down the street
>asks about my old uncle's gun collection I inherited after he died
>tells me husband died a fair bit back and left guns in the house
>OMG there's going to be a WW2 MP40 in there or something
>head inside
She had an old Mossberg 500 'Persuader' 12 gauge pump gun, an old Marlin 190 (.22) and a Ka-Bar (apparently the husband was a veteran).
>What happened to all the ammo you ask
She threw it away
I nearly cried when I heard that. All she had left was a half dozen .22 shells left in the magazine of the Marlin.
I told her it would be a good idea to send the .22 to a relative with young kids, so they could learn to shoot, and keep the shotgun nearby incase she needed to protect herself.
>got my test score back
>78%
>average didn't change
Woo, thank God.
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Y-yes i am.
Fuck that
Give me an (answer)
Rub those brain cells together and gimme an answer boi
You are not the insufferable cunt who tried to be a new alice by posting fucking~ tildes ~ after~ every~ damned~ ploughin~ bloody~ word~ right?
Yeah I used to do this to see if I'm banned.
No. I tried to help but I didnt do good enough and she started going to parties and you know did things with other people. Kind of just fell apart.
hes probably testing trip code or something
Who?
Women.
Aren't you cold? *blows*
I am very bad at riddles. Pet me.
Her #Yolo kicked in.
You dodge a bullet. She probably in Syria now.
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When you play pokemon soul silver on an emoulator and it decides to just break. Fuck this.
No its warm out today.
Thanks.
*rough pets*
I guess so. Still sucks.
What do you all use to see names and trips these days around? What's the latest tool?
I can see that you are not, good. Need no more trouble on my hands
How the fuck do you perceive internet pets?
Leave the hugboxing to the other desperate kiddos in here and justify your presence.
Claimed
Sup Forums x, namesync and tampermonkey is what I use
Ah, still the horsefuckers stuff.
Now enlighten me about what the fuck is the point to it
When each of you has an avatar of his own
We have 4 fucking Taigas here. And, Horsefuckers stuff? The fuck are you talking?
Ok
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She is cute
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Fucking casual loli waifus.
Namesync was created during the ponifags struggle as much as I remember.
Might remember wrong, never used name faggotry.
You better bother me because you have an answer for the presence of this decaying cancer right here.
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Its true.
still better than no waifu
>stolen
Quit it
This is not a waifu, hands off, knave
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this sucks
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This is exactly what you get for doing nothing.
Inane blogging and empty chatter will usually lead to threads like this. Ya earned it
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howdy
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Hello
Take this
Roll.exe from megaman battle network
kkkkkk
I'll have something manly and bitter, please!
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Help I can't stop liking Chitotetotetotetotetochi more and more.
hi
what's this?
ok
>Claim Ai
>Rip dignity
I found it pretty neat, but having to remember all those commands was way too much of a chore for me.
I don't think it can be helped, but I don't mean that in a bad way.
It's been growing on me immensely as well.
owo
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Hell yeah! Just me and Miku!
Jill isnt here
That's a good picture, however yours seems to be too jpeg'd.
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:(
o:
post the cutest pic of her
End my existence
post eyepatch
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YOU!
YOU SAID THE ONLY REASONABLE LINE FROM AN AVATARFAG SO FAR
Of what I have so far
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Your a bit of a twat tbh
Who is this female...?
I sincerely hope that I can show much I actually am to this place one day. You might be the only avatarfag group I didn't antagonize in the history of this board.
Hi Lewduise. How are you?
>Lewduise
But I'm not lewd at all and neither is she!!
does she have fan art?
:3
Hello.
>It's top just fell off, I swear...
Best waifu of them all
Lewduise is bad
If you're doing to do something like that, go with the flow of the name
>Lewdise
Adding extra length to the name is foolish
I know primitive minds are easily entertained but how the bloody gonorrhea can you continue with this "generic sentence generic reply" comedy routine without shame?
Yeah you are all anons and shit but you must be completely devoid of any pride to participate in this festering horseshite for no literal reason.
Oh Jacky-boi, why so salty?
Its okay. I know you are just keeping up the public rep thing.
How are you?
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seems like you're a lewd expert
how goes it?
Only those who know me use Jacky-boi which means you already know why I'm salty and thus your question is mundane which I should have ignored but I didn't after all.
Because, I'm back, need allies, and want to know if you are one. Are you?
Yes! It just fell off, completely. No involvement of me
Putting lewd in her name is bad to begin with
I'm just being honest!
I didnt like how the shorter version sounded. It didnt sound close enough to Louise to me.
>Louise
>Taiga
Whoah you only know that one kind of stale as shit textbook tsundere loli