Walk into your home

>Walk into your home
>You find Taylor Swift standing there looking at you

Wat do???

rape her

This is not my beautiful house!
This is not my beautiful wife!
My god, what have I done?

Swiftly tailor to her holy flatness

Get naked and then fuck.

Tell her to get her flat man-ass out of my house.

12 months later, listen to the Taylor Swift song where she cries about me not wanting her crazy skeletor antics in my life.

Ask her to leave so that I can masturbate to Taylor Swift in private.

obviously break up with her

Ask is she needs to use the washroom.

The kneel and offer her my mouth.

There is nothing more glorious than being a toilet for a goddess.

"What are you doing? This dick aint gonna suck itself"

Skull fuck her relentlessly.

>shove her down the cellar
>make it place the lotion in the basket
>rape
>flay
>rape

...

Offer her some of some toenail clippings.

Kick her the fuck out, turn around 360 degrees and walk away.
I don't need any more closeted, basic, thirsty bitches in my life.

I will not talk to the serpent

Two hundred and thirty five keks

>turn around 360 degrees and walk away.
You would still be facing her....

Wouldn't you be walking toward her in that case?

Lets not do this today. Mkay?

No; I'd be walking away.

Ask her what "Roar" means

Kidnap and hold for ransom, no sexual shit I want my money bitch

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Tell her to get out. She ain't making no god damn songs about me.

Turn 360 degrees and give her a sandwich

my fucking sides

Punch that dirty rotten nazi slut in her perfect nose and literally boot her ass out the front door because that would be a far more epic story if it were real rather than fucking her

They would be walking away. Are you retarded or something?

>being this new

>Do a 180
>Walk away
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Don't want to fuck a flat-chested whore.

180? I think you mean 360, bro.

Grab her by the pussy

Invite her to eat some eggs

this, instant rape... no other options