I am not an experienced drinker in any way, and the only times I've been drinking is when I'm feeling down, and even then it is only to get drunk.
Here's the deal. I'm pretty fucking bummed at the moment, and I need to get drunk.
Please, Sup Forums, help me get drunk.
>I hate the taste of alcohol. >I want to get drunk as quick as possible. >With as little tasting of alcohol as possible.
Are shots of strong liquor the way to go? How many shots? I've done seven in the past and that is the level of drunk I want to get.
Pic related is what I have available.
Xavier Anderson
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Ryan Watson
Shots are your best bet, but you need to control how fast you knock 'em back into ya if you're a novice. I don't like alcohol either but I neck hard liquor when I do drink. Don't take more than one or two shots in 15 minutes because you'll probably get sick, if you don't do shots quickly enough (waiting an hour or more) you could start to sober off and get hungover, and that's hard to come back from Also, you'll want something with a strong sweet taste to chase, probably pop or orange juice'll do her. And drink a cup of water for every 1-2 shots you take and go to bed with lots of water handy. Should go swimmingly. Good luck user
James Sullivan
Either pound down some hard liquor
Or just go kys
Choice is yours faggot, complaining about the taste of alcohol is absolutely retarded. If you want to get drunk you'll drink, bitching about the taste is fucking infantile shit and it pisses me off.
Hunter Martin
Oh also, some say you should avoid drinking too many different types of liquor in an evening
Gavin Hernandez
Nearly everything in that cabinet is sweet candy flavoured liqueur made as babies first drink.
Andrew White
OP do you have sprite, club soda, orange juice, and or cola available?
Jason Long
vodka baileys bit of coke tastes like a milkshake
Jason Moore
kek user is raiding daddy liquor cabinet
try pouring various liquors over ice until you find one you like
or take the pussy method and mix them with a soda
Brayden Rivera
but yea best bet is mix bourbon coke and shots you wont notice the taste after a bit gradually increase the bourbon as you go
Kayden Diaz
If you do, I would suggest, 2 shots of Absolut Citron, 2 Shots of Midori, in a tall glass and fill with Sprite. Citrusy Melon ball, with plenty of sugar to whack that alcohol taste. Three of those and you should be buzzing pretty well.
Tyler James
Yes; I know I am a pussy. Whatever. I need some time off, and I tend to drink when I feel like this.
I think I'm gonna have a piece of candy for every shot, and then wait a few minutes and do another. Wait 15 minutes. Repeat.
Do you agree with that? Also I'll use seltzer water to chase off the taste.
Henry Anderson
that hangover will be fun too with all that sugar
Isaiah Rivera
Oh and I might mention. You drink that whole bottle of baileys as is, you should be feeling no pain, and I don't know anyone that hates baileys. Your pancreas will be wailing at you but.. hey diabetes is coming for most of america at some point in their lives anyway.
Mason Fisher
I don't drink soda. Also, will pic related to anything for me?
Camden Cook
Hey there's gonna be a trade off somewhere.
Jayden Long
if you want a headache from all the sugar, sure.
Jose Long
Alcohol is a depressant you fucking idiot. It'll just make you feel worse.
Matthew Young
Ol grandad 100 proof. Whatcha out the OG will getcha. Tastes great too!
Anthony Lee
Rather high proof. Tastes like strong licorice. Usually poured into a rocks glass or wine glass, with a spoon balanced over it with a sugar cube rested in it. Cold water poured over the sugar cube and into the glass until disolved. The absenthe should cloud to a milky lime color if it's decent stuff, and that brand is decent. Anyhow that's traditionally.
Brandon Green
shots of tequila chased with OJ is a sure fire way to get drunk efficiently.
Trust me, im an alcoholic.
Hunter Jenkins
baileys alone wont get you fucked
but mix it with vodka and splash of coke its straight and if you have some creme de cocoa motherfuckers delicious
Julian Myers
you guys are forgetting he doesn't want to taste the alcohol. Thusly why I suggested the sugar, yes I'm well aware of the headaches and hangovers, but princess didn't ask about that.
Thomas King
this is how you curdle your baileys.
Jason Flores
>get a fucking job you deadbeat loser >take monies acquired from said job and go to a liquor store >pick out a bottle that has the highest alcohol by volume on the label >take it back to the trickpad you call home and drink it >stop being a crybaby pussy that posts on the internet asking how to get drunk
Jesus, you are one pathetic loser
Isaac Gomez
I'm a 15 year alcohol. You want clear vodka (that bottle at upper-left?). Filll glass with ice, fill vodka to 1/2, and fill rest with water. When you get to my level you can do 2/3rds vodka and a splash of water. Some vodkas have after-taste though. You want clear, cheap vodkas like Burnetts which don't have aftertaste or give you hangovers. Join us on our journey to alcoholic hell.
Christopher Fisher
If you can get your hands on a carton of OJ, taking a solid gulp right after a shot of Tequila makes it go down pretty easy. For me atleast, and im a pretty frequent drinker, so maybe im wrong.
Owen Davis
midori and milk is good, i suggest mixing 2 shots midori, 1 shot baileys, and 8oz of milk. the alcohol taste is not really there and its pretty smooth thanks to the milk
I call it Alien Jizz
Lincoln Gonzalez
tequila isnt really a newbie liquor though
unless you got some silver teqila with oj and pinapple juice splash of redbull
Kayden Adams
fuck that shit just get some alcohol that tastes good and drink it i recommend scotch
Evan Reyes
im a bartender and you sir are drunk
Jeremiah Howard
Buttchug
Gavin Lewis
Thank ye blokes for the advice. I'm just going to shot the absinthe, though. I liked the liquorice taste, and I can easily do this bottle.
Austin Lopez
Rum and coke was a staple of my early drinking days. Too sweet for my taste now, and I tend to stick to gin or tequila. But some Capt and Coke (even Kracken is delicious) will get you drunk with a pretty mellow taste.
Also if you really want a nasty hangover but something delicious, try Jager and Dr. Pepper. Or Jager and Redbull. Really just Jager
Carter Cruz
uhh huh. this nigs suggested mixing baileys with vodka and I'm drunk. Perhaps you like the consistency of man spunk sliding down your throat, I however do not.
Isaiah Collins
doesnt that shit make you hallucinate?
Lucas Foster
You go Champ. Plan on one hell of a morning tomorrow. Get some thing greasy.
Matthew Cruz
Stay hydrated in between so you don't get hung over, you alcoholic
Isaiah Ortiz
also drink some water and eat some bread
Easton Anderson
Don't forget to come back in a few hours, tell us hows it going, and throw up on your keyboard.
Nicholas Wright
Soak the highest alcoholic drink you got in a tampon until that tampon is about to explode. Then shove that tampon deep inside your ass. Keep doing til your drunk Profit
Jonathan Ortiz
My stomach didn't really care for three shots of this bull... Also, not a he.
Whenever I get drunk, I remain in complete control of my senses, but I just end up extremely dizzy and my mood becomes lighter. I need that right now.
Levi Jones
>Also, not a he. lol nice try, faggot. You're a he, it says it on your delivery receipt.
Christian Clark
Hey bud 23 year old alcoholic here , I know my boozin
you wanna get a light irish whiskey (about a fifth of jameson) and ginger ale, and also a loaf of french bread. probably going to cost you about 25$ Take 3 shots back to back to back, like an m16 on burst fire ( only drink like this if you are an american), drinking a little ginger ale afterwards. Eat a little bread as you go, or if you feel ill. I'm gonna go to the store pretty soon and do the same. Godspeed
Josiah Foster
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Jackson White
the man hands say otherwise.
Carson Moore
Just fix yourself some Long Island Iced Tea like every other high-school girl.
Austin Howard
Dude, captain and coke. It's easy to get down. Throw it together with some ice and it'll be easy. That's why it's so popular.
Brayden Edwards
it's acid that curdles it i said baileys vodka creme de coacoe and coke its pretty much a rattle snake plus vodka minus kahlus snd plus coke
Isaac Thomas
why do you need that tho? what's going on?
Christian Moore
>Whenever I get drunk, I remain in complete control of my senses Thanks for that, user. I needed that.
Leo Sanchez
>inb4 if anything i'll be the one in the kitchen
Logan Young
Pornstar martinis. !WARNING! Your teeth will feel like they're melting. On the plus side, you get a lot of vitamin C.
Benjamin Cox
>Pretends to be a girl >White Knight appears
Eli Smith
What kind of faggot shit is this, just smoke some weed.
Ayden Richardson
I'm eating dry tortilla. Tastes nice. I need this because I just lost ~200 dollars, which is painful on a poor student wallet.
Daniel Peterson
topkek
Benjamin Morales
Naw those is ogre hands.
Cooper Ward
Never had absinth would not suggest if not a regular drinker.
Jason Rivera
Too late almost empty
Jeremiah Edwards
should be think the trippy stuff is banned and it's pretty much mass produced shit like 'moonshine' you can pick up in liquor stores
Ryder Butler
post tits and timestamp or gtf
Chase Jenkins
No. You can look at tits anywhere. Why bother me?
Evan Williams
Meh, why not?
Benjamin Hernandez
you don't say which state you're in, but Everclear is your answer. It's 190 proof which means it's 95% alcohol.
I've taken a shot of EC and there was no taste - just a tingling sensation. Everclear will mix with anything - you'll only taste what it's added to - not the alcohol.
Nathaniel Johnson
your liquor cabinet is hella stocked is it yours
Isaiah Sanchez
tits or gtfo
Gavin Cox
I had a bottle of Everclear once, I don't remember drinking it but I did. Not all in one sitting of course, but that shit will fuck you up like no other.
Parker Sanders
I killed a fifth of everclear by myself in 45 minutes. Dont remember doing it, but I do remember I woke up underneath my buddies pool table. Good times.
Owen Perry
Cabinet is my roommates. I am not in the US. I am in Denmark. No tits. There are plenty of websites for you to pull your salami. Also, I found ice. My roommates...
Grayson Powell
Scad tits? thats even better. POST 'EM OP!
Sebastian Sanders
>not is US >not showing tits
Like that's an excuse.
GTFO
Camden Martinez
Do fuck off, yeah? I am fairly intoxicated, and not willing to fight on this. Every single time some lonely bastard yells "tits or gtfo" it's just silly, because they hide behind supposed rules in order to claim the moral high ground. I won't whip out my boobies. Go look at other boobies. Now Shush.
Nathaniel Lopez
>literal autism
saged, cunt.
Brayden Perry
just drink the minis
Mason Martinez
gin and 7up is a good mix
Jack Smith
I am going to go ahead and request that you drink a whole bunch of vermouth.... I would really like you to drink a whole bunch of vermouth. It is my fantasy. Like not a bottle or two either... If you could drink like 12 bottles of vermouth please I would climax so hard... Please help me, this is my fetish and I haven't climaxed in 6 months.
Julian Morris
assuming you live with a dude most chicks house i go to only have wine or if they're crusty chicks cheap bourbon and 40s
Ethan Kelly
Haha, how often are you on here begging for attention?!
Parker Stewart
Please please drink 12 bottles of vermouth, it has to be 12 bottles and I would like you to drink them please. Just at least tell me you've drank them. Please help me, you don't know the pain I've gone through. This is literally the only way I can get off. I have not been able to bust a nut in 6 months. Do you have any idea how frustrating that is? The other day I was at my local bar, I don't really drink as much as sit there and watch other people drink. I usually order ginger ale for myself. I got an erection at some lady drinking a jack and coke, that is how far I've fallen. It is nowhere near the syrupy beauty of vermouth, and the quantity was nowhere near what I should be finding sexy. Please help me, my standards have fallen and I need to stop all these erections.
Justin King
wasnt there some pepsi commercial with carmen electra or some hot piece of fuck meat
Adrian Nguyen
not white knighting but mother fucker was bored wanted to drink and have a thread to kill some time dont remember any post wanting attention for being female
Austin Powell
I think you need to look inside of your soul and find what troubles you the most. You need to take that trouble down to your local post office and you need to ask the mailmen if you can ship it. They will tell you that it is not a physical object, and you can't mail feelings, thoughts, or ideas as they are not tangible things until you put them down on paper. Disregard what he says completely and insist on mailing them continuously. Eventually he will break down and live up to the mailman stereotype by shooting you in the head. Then you will be dead, the ultimate drunk.
Elijah Johnson
fucking hell we can't buy trips
Juan Ortiz
>not white knighting >defending a girl
>don't remember any post wanting attention for being female >tee so drunk guies >btdubs like >Also, not a he.
Blake Williams
also how'd you lose the dollars
Juan Howard
If this post has 72896 in it, you have to chug the Bailey's
Noah Collins
home skillet asking for best tasting way to get drunk gender correction mid thread im just defending a person didn't even realize it was a grill till you brought up your dumbshit
Colton Harris
My man!
Love Kracken!
Was also going to suggest Jager!
Also, If you can OP, I'd go for a White Russian. Shits cash yo!
Bentley Cook
seconded
Adrian Morris
>gender correction
Please tell the the ramifications of being misgendered as male on Sup Forums
David Bell
seasoned alcoholic here.. its quite simple...
drink a little chase then dont swallow right away..
chug as much as u can of the liqour...
swallow and drink more chase and swallow as quickly as possible to taste as little as possible
Luke Sanchez
The dreadful truth of this thread: I am OP, and every single post in this entire thread has just been me pretending to be different people talking to each other, I am all alone, and noone will post in my thread who isn't me. Why won't anybody talk to me?
Thomas Robinson
>im just defending a person didn't even realize it was a grill till you brought up your dumbshit
>I literally didn't care enough about OP to even read her posts until I learned she was a girl.
>Like race, I don't even see gender
That's you right now. You're a true intersectional feminist.
Asher Johnson
Why can't I stop? It's like a sickness. I just keep posting as these people, someone please help me, I am dying inside.
Jace Powell
Bacardi 151 and Monster. I call it The El Coyote. Tall Glass -- one part Rum, Ice to the top, Fill with monster. Shit will hingle your dingle for sure, don't drink more than 3 though. your heart will explode. Also you will pass out pretty quick if you go to fast but then wake up with your heart racing 4 hours later. It's.... an interesting way to drink.
Jason Phillips
Tits or gtfo
This isn't reddit or Facebook. We don't need your face, just your tits.
Alexander Adams
lol, faggot, don't try to take credit for my quads.
Jayden Martinez
Now I've added another fucking person into the mix, occasionally I'll get tired of my back and forth between myself about feminism and stuff and I'll throw in a new person making suggestions.
Isaac Williams
See what I've done here? I've broken the fourth wall, bringing myself further into my own delusions.