Would you let her fart on you?

Would you let her fart on you?

no ew wtf

why not

farts are gross...

Or did i knock her out first?

No, she would consciously fart on you and laugh about it

If I got to see her spread her cheeks and do it, then yeah.

why would she do that?

Fuck yeah I would

explain meme plz

>Dakota Fanning walks in

>Puts her pretty butt in your face

>Farts and laughs at you

only after nutting in dat ass

Well that is the deal. She gets to fart on me if she spreads her cheeks for me. That is my best offer. If she feels generous I'll be happy to take any other sexual favors on top of that.

Let her? More like make her.

and what if she just farts on you without consent?

I will be forced to publicy shame her if she does not do anything to rectify her behavior.

How would you publicly Shane her?

On second thought, if I had a fart building up, I would fart right back on her first and see where it goes from there.

I cannot disclose this information at the current moment

She could fart rape me all day. I'd probably beg her to.

But she would be fully clothed and it will STINK LIKE HELL

depends on what she ate

She ate some hardboiled eggs

100% yes, then. Egg farts are a delicacy .

she looked best here

Bring on the buttblasting.

Imagine the guy who took her virginity

I'm actually related to her, like 3rd cousin or something

Some kind of proof?

lucky bastard

"Dakota Fanning is in my bed"

"I'm putting my penis in her vagina"

"I'm popping her cherry"

*cums 4 seconds in*

Girls fart in bed. It's a fact.

Girls consciously farting ON you is a much sexier situation

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