Story time Sup Forums

Story time Sup Forums
>Be me in highschool
>had a 8/10 girlfriend but she was a huge slut and i was dumb blah blah blah
>there was this kid who was a total fucking cunt and would always say slick shit about me or about my girl
>This cunt needs to pay
>I decide that i cant strike now due to him knowing it was be because i threatened him a few times.
>i will wait for things to cool off
>go through highschool waiting to exact my revenge
>i break up with gf
>he starts dating her
>Oh this guy
>decide that i need to make him pay twice as much
Cont.

go on

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Waiting

I am intrigued

>ponder on the best course of action
>decide i want him to hurt for something out of his control
>he needs to feel my pain
>I scope out his house for a few days
>decide that the best thing to do was wait for everyone to leave and then strike
>I soon found that he owned a nice little dog
>that shit mine nigger.jpg
>waited until everyone was gone
>GO GO GO
>jump out of my car so fast
>sprint in the front door
>i need a lockpick fuck
>walk in sadness back to my car
>get in
>drive home
>open amazon prime
>buy 30 dollar lockpick set
>wait 5-7 buisness days
>got it baby
cont

continue you fuck

keep it coming

inb4 open the door get on the floor

>Got my lock pick
>Wait a few more days
>sit across the street watching his house waiting over the span of a day
>why dont these niggas leave
>finally everyone is gone
>chad at school, mom being slut down the road, grandma gone to bingo or some shit
>Walk gracefully up the window where the dog was barking like hell at me
>you gonna be my doggo
>fumble with the lockpick and decide that it was not like fallout
>i just kicked that bitch in
>tired of this shit
>doggo is fucking flipping at me
>take my tire iron and hit that motherfucker
>did i mention i had a tire iron
>the dog whimpers
>bam
>bam
>bam
>THAT WAS MY BITCH CHAD
>doggo down
>home had ADT home security
cont

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thats fucked up man, doggo didn't do anything

Ded doggo ? :D

Dubs says this has a ruse ending, likely a everybody do the dinosaur or reply or your mom will die in her sleep tonight.

Bump

Give me back my dubs you nigger

Op's a special kind of faggot today

No.

cont

>at this point i was debating on what to do
> i decided that this was the time to act
>pick up that fucking dead lab and fireman carry him to my car
>threw that nigga in the passanger
>threw that bitch in drive
>flying through the streets
>figure that i should slow down cops will look for speeding cars away from the scene
>drive home no problem didnt hear any sirens or anything so i thought i was good
>now i have a problem
>i got a dead dog in my passenger seat and he didnt even put on his seatbelt the whole way home
>Not korean so eating was not an option
>Should i bury him? should i fuck it?
>i figure that the best time to go see chads tears were right now
>shit dude
>go back to scene with dog in passanger
>cops
>chad
>not a place i want to be with a dead dog next to me
>think of best way to dispose
>dump him off around the cornor
>haha +1 user Chad 0
cont
Hold on guys need to make dinner real quick

Quality thread

Fuck you

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fak your spagetthiii and mheatballs its, story timE my , NIGGHA

I got you fam take my trips

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I'm 12*7 and what is this?

Fucking cont op stop making dinner

The way I see it Chad has at least +2 points on you already pussy.

Kek

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This is true

Please elaborate how Chad had +2

OP here im back. Will type cont right now

Welcome back babe

Two off of quads

I only see Chad having +1 for dating ops ex

Took yiis girl and is stronger than op

Discrepancies in your story.... first you said the dog was little. Now you have to fireman carry the fucker?


I'm all up for a good bullshit story. But come on man. Try harder.

Op broke into chad's family home by doing so he ruined there sense of security 1+. And Op killed chads doggo 1+. 1+1=2

>not having it pretyped
Type faster you nigger

What did the dog do to you

I call my labs little, but only cuz I also have a great dane
Not op btw

ended his relationship, stole his girl, isn't a huge pussy and confronts people face to face instead in hiding in the bushes for hours

Fucking psychopath.
Go kill yourself the world doesn't need you.

He talks shit to you in front of your girl and you puss out +1 then steals your girl +1. God knows what else your not telling us.

DOGGERED
HE'S NOT A PSYCHOPATH
HE'S A SOCIOPATH YOU STUPID CUNT

I'm not op just saying

what difference Sup Forums?

Google it cunt

Chad sounds awesome, you're a dog murdering coward who has to jerk off to the memory of the girl who left you for chad.

Hurry up Op

Read book faggit

CONTINUE DAMN IT

NO PRESSURE THIS IS SAFE PLACE

Are you fucking illiterate or some shit what the fuck

>drive off from the scene
>thinking about ways of making his life even worse
>butchered dog isnt enough to fill my bloodlust
>Ex gf is next for being a hoe
>she didnt have a dog
>fuck
>but she has one of those cats that hang around the neighborhood and no one really owns it but that lady who buys the catfood and leaves it outside does kinda
>shes that cat lady
>this will absolutely devastate her and fill my lust
>I watch outside her house and wait for her and her aunt to leave
>Boom now is the time
>i begin circling the neighborhood and looking for this motherfucker
>find him like 2 fucking blocks away
>throw that lil cat pussy in my car
>why am i still a virgin?.jpg
sorry for the long posting time i am drunk now
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not cool, man

Drunk story...woot

hope you die irl op. fuck you and good luck on that kid stealing your girl. pussy bitch.

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You faggots can't tell me because you don't know and shit. fuck niggers.

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satan kitty quads check'd

I don't even know if I am comfortable anymore.

poor doggo

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the time it took you to post that you coulda just looked it up lol

Nice trips

kitty trips check'd

I am autist.. why I do shit easy way! REEEEEEEEE!!!

still lurkin OP!

You've fucked up big time OP.

1701 John F Kennedy Blvd, Philadelphia, PA 19103

oh shit

ruh roh raggy

Does your computer only connect to Sup Forums you lazy bastard?

I see what you did there

This is a sad story about a sad little man getting cucked by Chad, taking it out on anamals.

you aint gonna do shit user

>this cat boutta die
>i get to enjoy this kill
>take her home to my moms house
>rush down to the basement
>close door
>throw on bed
>"Oh baby im gonna slaughter this pussy"
>take handy swiss army knife
>slice throat
>stab once in the heart
>oh shit dude just like the gore threads
>this is nasty.png
>puke in wastebasket
>lots of blood on my sleeping bag now
>fuck why do i even bother
>throw cat in the wastebasket
>lolthisishowabortiondoctorsfeel
>see bed sheets
>gonna takes weeks to explain this to the lady at the laundry mat
>take sheets throw them in basket
>ded cat lol
>take wastebasket and go back into car
>o shit i see a pattern
>i drive over to ex gfs house
>take the dead cat and throw it in her lawn
>fuck ur gnomes nigga
>drive away fast
>watch her social medias as she posts a bunch a shit about her cat dying
>haha!
>exacted my revenge
Thats about it guys, but yeah anyone since then i dont like i just kill their pets
>thats a good conversation starter.pgn

no way

Does he live in Comcast center? Or an apartment near there? Or the Panda Express? Just wondering

why still a virgin indeed. I mean it's not like you're a pussy stalker bitch who vents rage on unrelated/weaker parties... OWAIT kys

I do BJs for homeless people in an alley near there

honestly whats up with all of the your mom will die posts tonight

Any other pet killing stories?

You are a virgin because you're a petty disgusting fuck. Stay a virgin forever and die of aids.

Outside his house right now.

Kek

Kek

hey man fuck off im trying to sleep in here

KILL HIS PET

lol OP sleeps on the basement floor in a sleeping bag and they won't even let him use their washer/dryer... Hold this L OP. Lookin forward to Chad beatin u senseless ^.^

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HA. great story user .

>gets dropped for based chad
>takes it out on defenseless animals
>throws up due to being the real pussy
>sleeps on a sleeping bag, in the house

sounds like you need a bayonet skull fucking shit bag. it's not too late to walk into traffic user.

Nice quads

KysI bet Chad fucks his ex on the regular.

FFS, FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE STOP FUCKING KILLING THE PETS! WTF!