IF YOU READ THIS YOU CANNOT LEAVE THIS THREAD UNTIL YOU ctrl+v ITT OR YOUR MOTHER DIES IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT
IF YOU READ THIS YOU CANNOT LEAVE THIS THREAD UNTIL YOU ctrl+v ITT OR YOUR MOTHER DIES IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT
Ethan Torres
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Austin Cox
op start;
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Matthew Diaz
checked
>mfw my mom abandoned me, my dad, and brother 14 years ago
Adam Jenkins
manhatten
Jordan Foster
self bump
Hudson Rogers
Because you can't get got when you got can't get.
Asher Ortiz
Jokes on you I haven't ctrl+v anything today, faggot.
Parker Price
Carter Johnson
My meal
Mcgangbang, no mayo on the chicken, no pickle on the burger
4 nuggets
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Graveyard, suicide, whatever the fuck you call it
Brayden Wood
Verbally and mentally fluid, you are refreshing and illuminating to those around you. This is occasionally somewhat discounted by the obvious pleasure that you take in exercising your mental acuity. Although generally peaceful you can often take a verbally aggressive tact in relations with the world, which can often be misunderstood by those around you. Innovative in the extreme, you can often think yourself right out of the correct answer to a given problem. Many times you are referred to as your own worst enemy. You tire very quickly of routine and so make poor clerks or administrative help. You also have no respect for authority and little patience for those you regard as inferior, most especially those in charge. Experimentation is your watchword and can occasionally lead to experience for its own sake and shallow decadence. Your thought can sometimes be scattered and disconnected.
Jason Martin
this pic
Mason Anderson
k
Landon Campbell
Nicholas Wood
Thomas Diaz
sudo killall coreaudiod
Landon Barnes
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lol why do I have a ? in my ctrl+v?
Carter Peterson
Colton Williams
d
Carson Davis
C14 Timberwolf
Isaac Wilson
ur probably retarded, son
Jackson Rogers
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Isaac Barnes
nigger
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...
Nicholas Brooks
358035
Juan Walker
mfw my mothers been dead for a while
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Easton Perry
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Justin Parker
bit (nigger) ly slash WolfieGame
Grayson Bell
>>
Tyler Adams
...
Nolan Nelson
i have nothing copied i just started my computer.
so, i guess you could have my nothing:
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Nicholas Williams
Modular forms and elliptic curves! Infinite fire revolving around infinite parallels fractals of infinite reality, each cascading, gliding in an infinite wheel.
Benjamin Torres
En la puerta de los huevos Guido quedó impactado con uno que trajeron
Colton Wright
Evan Moore
I just moved to Chicago 2 days ago to live with my grandma. Yesterday morning, I was in my room feeling hungry as shit, so I decided to go downstairs to eat some of that chicken she was cooking. As I'm going down the stairs, I hear a voice coming from the basement that sounded angry af. A nigga kept saying "SHE PLAYING WITH ME, SON! SHE FUCKING PLAYING WITH ME, SON!" From the way the nigga said 'son' with such power, I knew he was a NY nigga. Not just a regular NY nigga. A NY nigga with a Chiraq influence. The nigga sounded like Fredo Santana speaking in NY slang. From the voice alone, I could detect that the nigga was a felon and had at least three baby moms. Long story short, as I stepped into the living room to get a glimpse at who the voice belonged to, an average-sized nigga, barely 5'10, came up outta the basement wearing camouflage jeans with some dirty ass Timbs. Nigga was wearing a bucket hat that read "I Love NY". His white t-shirt had a velcro replaceable attachment that read "R.I.P. Lil Murk". Nigga looked like he aint had a haircut and a shave since Chief Keef received his house eviction notice. That nigga had a backpack that was pressed tight af on his back. Nigga musta thought pulling the strings all the way through would take the weight off his back, making him light on his feet; thus, giving him more speed to outrun bullets. He looked like he was carrying that shit on his neck. I looked at the nigga and my first reaction was, "Fuck is a NY nigga doing in my grandmama house? In Chicago?" Turns out this nigga out here fucking my cousin. My uncle told me he's on vacation visiting her.
to be continued...
Elijah Roberts
Nothing on the clipboard
Adam Wright
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Owen Cooper
Tl
Julian Jones
from chicago
this fucks wit me
Josiah Clark
gSxh
Cooper White
5 minutes later after he went outside, my cousin came out of the basement looking every which way looking like she was hiding from him. The way she was agitated, looking nervous af while checking up the stairs, outside, and the living room like a crackhead, I know for a fact he was beating her ass. I was thinking about whooping his ass if he touched her, but I changed my mind quick when I noticed this nigga's face. Nigga had a tattoo of scissors right under his left eye bruh... This nigga had a big ass 19th century English mustache and he braided the beard under his chin. He gave no fucks about the rest of the beard on the sides of his face. Shits was nappy af with bald spots and bits of dried peanut butter stuck on them. When's the last time this nigga washed his face? Better yet, are there any mirrors in this fucken house? In fact, after seeing that nigga's face, my initial thought was to check for mirrors in the house to look at my own face cause I thought this nigga ugliness might've been contagious. What struck me the most was this nigga's lips. He was a lightskinned nigga with black ass lips. Most lightkinned niggas lips pink, so I know this nigga aint the lightskin nigga to fuck with. Those type of lightskin niggas are more ruthless and much more remorseless savages than most darkskin niggas. Them the niggas who have no regards for human life. This nigga be walking around the house all in my grandma face and shit with his pants sagging to his knees and nobody in the house ever say shit... This nigga fucking my cousin and he got her whole family shook...Smh...I respect that. My grandma be serving this nigga food, putting extra chicken thighs on his plate and shit. Nigga be having my uncle pouring him orange juice and washing his dishes...My aunt told me that she washes this nigga's one and only doorag every week. She said, "that's his lucky charm. It keeps him alive in these streets."
to be continued...
Mason Jones
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Dominic Johnson
...
Landon Gutierrez
...
Joshua Jackson
I was shocked the most when I found out my uncle lied to me. I thought this nigga was being treated like this cause he was a guest. Nah bruh. This nigga lives here. This nigga been "on vacation" in this house for nearly 3 years. BRUH. I was confused as to why this nigga got Chiraq written all over him, but talk like an NY nigga. "It turns out," my uncle clearly explained to me, "that this nigga is a biregional breed. His pops' from NY and his moms' from Chicago. A terrible combination. His parents got divorced when he was just a little boy. Both his parents live in their home city, therefore causing him to often go back and forth in both cities. All of that interaction influenced him and fused both cities' cultures into him. If you were to ask him where his from, he'd simply tell you, 'New Yago'. If you didn't know, a biregional mating gives the breed an automatic boost up the ladder in terms of savagery. The New Yago, most commonly referred to as the Chiyork, is the identity that automatically puts a nigga at the Super Savage stage. Which is the third highest stage of Savagery. The highest stage of Savagery is the 'Ultimate Savage'. That is when a certain type of nigga is bred from a Chicago and a Detroit civilian; making his identity Chitroit or Detrago. That is by far the worst combination."
My uncle made perfect sense. I can't live in a house with a Super Savage. I don't even know wtf this nigga done done to my family. I need to leave this house quick before he start making me clip his toenails or some shit.
to be continued...
Ian Sullivan
3 in one day, my moms sleeping rn so fuck you. rolling now
Jace Hernandez
it's all good thanks for being black
Colton Ross
Jordanian pilot being burned alive a cage
Jaxson Ortiz
shoujo ramune mang
Gavin Russell
dubs, so i will respond
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Benjamin Nelson
Isaac Cox
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Matthew Baker
Landon Ortiz
I need to get outta here cause shit is already starting to get outta hand. Last night, after his Chiraq homies left and had the house smelling like reggie and sweaty reeboks, this nigga came in my room without even knocking and asked me to do him a favor. To be honest, I'm already kinda scared of the nigga. I mean, let's do a quick overview on this nigga: This nigga left NY and been living in the Chi for 3 years straight without ever getting out of the city. He most likely on some Chiraq State of Mind type shit right now. And y'already know a nigga with a Chiraq mindset aint a logically sound nigga. So, when he asked me to do him a favor, I was kissing ass trying to do my best NY accent, thinking 'maybe he'll sympathize and think that I'm a real nigga.'
I was like, "No doubt son. Anything kid. Y'know m sayin'? What's on yo mind b?" I actually lived in NY for a while, but I never really been around hood niggas like that, except when I went to ball at the park. I understood the thought process and mindset of NY niggas, but I could never pull off acting like them. I'm kinda like J Cole in a way.
The nigga gave me a straight mean ass stare for like 10 seconds.
He finally shook his head in disapproval and said, "fuck is you talking like that for, b?"
"Huh" I said hastily, clearly hearing his question, but my heart was racing fast af, causing me to lose my track of words. I was scared this nigga was gonna expose me as a fraud, like Meek did Drake.
He repeated, "I said, fuck u talkin' like that for? Where Tf you come from, b?! What's the state you been at before they sent yo ass to the Chi? What kinda breed are you, son?!" He started taking closer steps to the bed, on which I was sittin'
to be continued...
Jordan Hughes
is the tension or antagonism which exists in society due to competing socioeconomic interests and desires between people of different classes.
William Wright
a
Leo King
boring
Bentley Wood
hentaihaven.org
Man, it's been a while since I've copied something I guess
Aaron Bennett
Carter Peterson
k im curious too
youtube.com
Jonathan Brooks
The Consummation of Empire
Hudson Mitchell
i do not regret this
Leo Baker
He was standing right in front of me when something terrifying caught my eye. Nigga had a uzi on his waist, under his wife beater...Who tf puts a uzi on their waist?? UNDER A WIFEBEATER??
I knew the best thing to do at this point was to just be honest. My eyes were still fixed on the uzi's big ass grip. Shit was sticking so far out that it reached this nigga's rib cage. I stuttered as I answered his question, ".I..I..I jj..just c..cc..came here from my mom's home state Rhode Island... B..b..but.."
"RHODE ISLAND!?!?" He interrupted and laughed before I could finish my sentence. "Of all the places you coulda been from, nigga you from Rhode Island?!?"
"Well, I d..didn't ch..choose..."
"Shut the fuck up!" He interrupted again and shook his head in disgust.
"I should go downstairs and smack yo grandma for giving birth to yo moms in Rhode Island you bitch ass nigga."
"My dad is f.ff..from Staten Island tho..." I pleaded, losing all control of my real self. I was being a straight bitch.
"I could give af about where ya pops from nigga. You fucked up on that Road Island shit...fuck ya niggas do in Rhode Island anyway, recycle glass? Foh. I bet the only violence in Rhode Island is when Lobsters attack people. Bunch of soft ass niggas. Ya niggas look like y'all gangbang at the beach. I bet yo parents in Rhode Island use beach chairs as house furniture..." He shook his head in disappointment. "Like really nigga, Rhode Island? Hold tf on man, let me call my niggas and let them in on this shit..." He took out his blackberry mobile and dialed a number.
"Aye, Aye Murda...Aye, get Bullet on the line nigga. Ya niggas aint gon believe this shit...guess where my bitch lil cuzin from, b?...Son, this nigga from Rhode Island!!! HA HA HA..Yeah, that weird sandal wearing herb ass nigga ya seen this morning, that's my bitch cuzin...yeah"
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Nathan Roberts
"M..m my...d..dad is from St..Staten Island..So, t..technically, I..I'm s..still a N..NY..n...nigga." I said, thinking that would help me redeem myself.
"Aye, didnt I tell you to shut the fuck up...with yo stuttering ass...fuck you stuttering for nigga, did a crab in Rhode Island bite yo tongue?"...Aye, Ayo Bullet, this lil nigga on some ova shit, b. Haha. This nigga only got one gang sign...the lobster claw...RAHAHAHA...Aye, them Rhode Island niggas trap out of light houses....yooo...real shit, yo Murda, tell me why Rhode Island niggas store guns in their sand castle tho...RAHAHARAR...Nigga you stupid...this nigga said Rhode Island niggas pray to Mr. Krabs...MUAHHAHAA...Bullet you a fool, b ...Aye lil nigga, did you hear what my nigga Bullet said? Nigga said, 'Y'all Rhode Island niggas shoot ya rap videos in front of windmills...WHHAHA HA...aye, hold on... I got one last one and I'm done...Rhode Island niggas do drive bys by throwing lobsters at their enemies...BUHAAHAHA."
He puts his phone on speaker so I can hear them dying laughing at his joke. I felt violated.
He then put the phone in his ear, " ha ha ha...aye I gotta let yall go son, I'll catch y'all at the funeral home later...aight...what?...nah I aint gon kill him...I'd end a Rhode Island nigga on sight tho, dont get me wrong. But he my bitch cousin, kna'm sayin'? He like family. I have no choice but to let him live...aight b, one love."
He turned off the phone and turned his attention to me, "Aye, I aint laughed this hard in a minute son. This shit was too ill. You hilarious kid."
I never felt so humiliated in my life. The sad thing is, I aint even from Rhode Island. I wanted to finish my statement and tell him that 'I'm from Wyoming.' and that 'I lived in Staten Island for 7 years' with my pops', and later on 'I had to stop by Rhode Island to see my mom before coming to Chicago'. The nigga was having such a good time roasting me and Rhode Island that I decided to kept quiet.
to be continued
Zachary Miller
Jeremiah Martin
My hate for the phrase "more fish in the sea" is twofold: firstly because mercury accumulation is a serious problem in today's age and therefore the more fish you encounter the higher your risk of death. Secondly because I'm a mammal, not a fish. I also don't live in the sea.Also have you ever read the Old Man and the Sea by Ernest Hemingway? If there are so many more fish in the sea then why was that old dude chasing down that one marlin for so long? Personally I don't get the phrase because a lot of fish live deep in the sea where nobody can see them and as a result they are strange fish. Maybe they live in the dark because they're so ugly. Some fish are just special, ya know?
Isaiah Cox
Nigga almost had me crying from roasting a state I aint even from. I wanted to be bold and raise my voice, but the nigga kept telling me to shut the fuck up with a uzi on his waist. I really aint had no choice, but to be quiet and take the disrespect. Hopefully, this was a sign of us bonding. Since I made him laugh, maybe this is a good start for us. Maybe he'll think I'm cool and he'll just leave me alone.
He then continued about this favor he wanted me to do him, "Anyway son, here's what I want you to do. I'ma go out tonight. I got a funeral to attend. I won't be back until tomorrow morning. I'ma leave these wit you and I want you to take care of em for me. Soon as I come back tomorrow morning, I'm going right back out to another funeral. I'ma need to be in these, y'know im sayin'? So I need them to be squeaky clean. Transform them shits and make them as fresh as possible. You think you can do that?"
I sat on the edge of the bed staring at the dirty Timbs he was handing to me. Is that blood stains on them shits?
"You want me to clean your timbs?" I said with a trembling voice, afraid of his upcoming response.
"Yeah nigga!!..." He snapped back. "You gon have to do some chores around here, this aint no free ride."
I'm trying to find an excuse to refuse this nigga's request...fuck a request, this nigga was giving me an order. I'm thinking of a way to reject it, but it's already too late. While my mind was searching for the perfect words or action, this nigga slowly lifted his wifebeater, revealing the uzi. Before this nigga could say a word, my hand was already reaching out for his timbs and my mouth already gave him an answer, "no question son...I mean, will do sir."
My hand was shaking so much that I couldn't grab the timbs, so he just threw em on my bed. One of them brushed past my face and dirt fell in my eyes.
to be continued...
Luis Lopez
this was my ctrl+v
Angel Evans
4.bp.blogspot.com
What does Sup Forums think?
Elijah Hall
Seperus
Aaron Rodriguez
"Aight, get to work son," he said on his way out. "And make sure you use a toothbrush nigga. Don't rush on my shit. Take yo time", he added as he closed the door behind him. He came back in two minutes later with two other items.
"While you at it, clean these too b."
He said as he flung the objects in the air. My eyes got opened wide and I could barely breathe when I saw what they were.
He looked at me with a smirk and said, "C'mon b, dont tell me you scared of some lil guns... This just a lil mac 11, a lil tec 9 and a lil .45..."
to be continued...
Jack Gonzalez
3. Dormant SIVA: Clovis Bray 1.2
Bentley Taylor
I'm looking at this nigga like, 'this nigga really said "lil" for all three guns bruh.'
He snapped his fingers in front of me and said, "Aye...damn nigga close yo mouth and stop acting like a retard, damn. If this how you look seeing these petty ass guns, then i'd die to see your face if you was to see what we got stored in the trap house"
You can tell a nigga been in Chicago too long when all their expressions involve death. Niggas be like, "I'd die to see you do a cartwheel bruh...on my dead body, I won't take that bitch to chitpole...I'll kill a nigga before I kiss a thot...".
"Listen kid," he uttered, snapping me out of my thoughts.
"this aint Rhode Island no more, son. This Chiraq. Land of the strong. Out here, our motto is 'SOTF' b."
"SOTFB?", I asked curiously.
"No, b. SOTF, b."
"That's what I just asked you? SOTFB"
"Nig..Nigga, did you hear what I just said? I Said SOTF, b"
"Ook...SOTF..B"
"NIGGA, aint no B at the end. Just SOTF, b"
"But you just said..."
He pulled out his uzi and pointed it at me, "Nigga, say SOTFB one more time...just say it one more gahtdamn time and I'll blow your whole fucking head off. Matter fact, you can't even say B no more nigga. You gotta delete all words that sound like B out of your vocabulary. If you see a fucking BEE flying around, you can't say, "aye look at this BEE flying." You gotta substitute BEE with 'little honey bird' or some shit nigga... Now shut the fuck up and listen to what I'm saying."
He puts his uzi back on his waist.
to be continued...
Robert Baker
"Now listen. SOTF. Dont mistake that shit for SOFT nigga, or you gon get yourself murked. Word to my nigga Lil Murk. R.I.P... Listen carefully son, SOTF stands for Survival Of The Fittest. You cant be scared of no lil guns out here, son. I was the same way when I moved here from New York. Not that New York is soft or anything like that, but the Chi is just on another level. Niggas die out here everyday, b. But I'm still standing, because being the product of two tough cities give me an advantage over these ova niggas. Now you, you might not make past 21. You're a weak ass nigga, straight up. But that doesn't mean you cant get stronger. I'ma have to toughen you up out here kid. I'm taking you on a ride along with the squad tomorrow after the funeral. We gon do some drive bys. I'ma let you keep one of these if you do well. You can choose whichever one you like b...For now, just do this simple task I asked you to do. Y'kna m sayin'? Just clean them shits b. Get busy."
He gave me a big dap and left the room for the second time.
to be continued...
Jeremiah Baker
Haven't seen one yet, i've enjoyed everything i've seen. I guess K-ON! is on the opposite end, i didn't think it would be as good as it was.
Because phone, also fuck you.
Chase Perez
Ian Ramirez
i miss king of the hill
Lucas Rodriguez
James Brooks
exceptional
Josiah Evans
It's 5:00 in the morning. I went to sleep last night praying that the streets of Chicago took him under that night. I didn't sign up for this shit. It's already a new day and he still hasnt come home to claim his fresh timbs and these two guns I spent all night cleaning. This could be good news. But I'm not gonna get my hopes up yet. I'll be fully certain by 12:00 (noon). I couldn't sleep all night, trying to come up with something I could do to this nigga. But, I was scared that any plan I had in mind would backfire and render me dead by the end of the day. I thought maybe I could do some simple shit to him that he wouldn't notice. Like I wanted to use his own toothbrush to clean the bottom of his timbs. I checked his room and asked my cousin for his toothbrush, she told me he doesnt have one.
She said, "he's paranoid, thinking that someone might try to kill or hurt him by putting a razor blade inside the toothbrush."
It figures. I knew this nigga never brushed his teeth as soon as he took that close step to my bed and asked me where I came from.
It's 6:00 in the morning and he's still not here. Every night, one of his friends fall victim to the streets. Hopefully last night was his "night".
to be continued...
Nathan Collins
K
Jeremiah Murphy
180139023
Jaxson Jenkins
I'm layin' on the bed. Still can't fall asleep. I look at the clock. It reads 6:55 AM. He still ain't come home yet. I got all kinds of thoughts racin' through my head.
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. 7:00 AM
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I might keep this .45 tho. The silver coating on the barrel is fire . Straight heat.
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. 8:00
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I'm holding his durag in my hand right now.
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.9:00
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Yeah, I stole it last night before he took off. I replaced it with a new one that I brought with me from NY...Don't judge me. It's the NY influence. He left the house last night without realizing he's wearing an unauthentic durag. Here goes your lucky charm now nigga.
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.10:00
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Wtf? Hold up. What tf is this? This nigga's durag cape got three bullet holes in it. This shit really must be is Good Luck Charms forreal. I could just imagine this nigga running full speed with his durag cape extending behind him, floating in the air, while he evades every bullet like a superhero...He probably cocky af when he got this shit on. This nigga probably walked straight in some other niggas' block last night and started blasting on everyone, putting all his faith in that fake durag.
OH SHIT! If this nigga survived last night and noticed thats not his real Durag, he's gonna come home with a vengeance and OBLITERATE everybody. Gotta go warn the fam, so we can gtfoh.
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.11:00
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*Loud knocks on door* "AYE, LIL NIGGA..."
"Aww shit... This nigga alive"
"I KNOW YOU IN HERE NIGGA. AND I KNOW YOU TOOK MY DURAG CAUSE EVERYONE ELSE KNOWS BETTER THAN TO TOUCH MY SHIT!! I GOT SHOT LAST NIGHT BECAUSE OF YOU NIGGA...OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR, B!!! YOU'RE A DEAD MAN!!!! YOU'RE DEAD SON!!! YOU HEAR MEEEE!!!! YOU'RE FUCKING DEAAAAADDD!!!!
to be continued...
Jose Mitchell
kill yourself.
Kevin Sanders
THE FINALE
I close all the drapes and turned off the light, making sure the room was as dark as possible
"BITCH ASS RHODE ISLAND NIGGA, I ALMOST LOST MY LIFE, I'M HOLDING YOU RESPONSIBLE!!"
He's demolishing the door, firing and blasting his uzi
"IT'S CAUSE OF YOU I'M SO SORE! YOU'LL WISH THAT YOU NEVER KNEW ME!!"
I grab the tec off the dresser,
Chiraq got me under pressure.
I remained cool as a mug,
Filling the clip with the slugs
Slugs that I took from his room,
Never did he assume,
his own glock would be his doom
I never was the selfish type, always known to do altruistic deeds
But, today my ego feels ripe, in my green heart blossoms a centric weed
I recognize his demise would leave me demoralized
Maybe there's another way we could settle this and compromise
"Let's instead tighten our grip, resolve this by throwing fists!"
"I TAKE PRIDE IN MY HOLLOW TIPS,
THEY'LL BE THROWN STRAIGHT AT YO PELVIS!!"
His lack of maturity, got him acting reckless and bold
Too much confidence in his immunity will render him cold
My tec locked in, completely ready, pointing straight at the door,
He busted in, uncontrollably, I'm aiming straight at his core,
'Never wanted this to happen, but it's been a pleasure
You coulda been my brethren, I'm sad to pull the trigger...'
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.R.I.P
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.12:00 (noon)
THE END.
-A Chiraq Story
Wyatt Clark
Charles Wood
Fuck you
Easton Evans
my nigga
Logan Brooks
I do not regret watching
Joseph Carter
"can Sup Forums come up with something a little more heterosexual?"
Landon Baker
thought you woulda been better at it but maybe we can learn together
Dunno what this is from but here faggot
Ryan Gray
Mom can die she didn't bring me tendies for dinner. RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE
Hudson Long
my ctrl + V is empty like my wallet