You're now married to the last hero/champion you played

You're now married to the last hero/champion you played

>Centaur Warrunner
Damn. At least it is the manliest man in the game.

>Spectre
She cheats me with other man while having sex with me.

What if I have good taste in games and neither of these apply?

graves

>not playing dota
>good taste in games

choose one

I am now married to Lucian. Wouldve rather prefered Jhin

if pacman Counts as a hero, than i am married with it? him?

>MOBA
>Skill based
Chose only one

>what is mmr ?

Annie
>inb4 mods

Not sure if this is good or bad

Alistar...

Irelia . . . So not bad

Capn teemo on doety

If Geralt of Rivia counts, then Geralt of Fucking Rivia.

Urgot
fuck...

jackpot

DotA was good...

Dota 2 beta was good...

Dota 2 a few years ago was passable...

Dota 2 now?

PURE CASUAL SHIT.

It requires ZERO skill. They transformed the game to look like a LoL 2 now. You don't even need to know how to play, and you'll end up lvl 25, 20-0 in each game... even when playing supports.

They changed the HUD, the map, the whole mechanics... EVERYTHING!

Why?

To attract more new players and sell more cosmetic items. This was hard to do in the beginning, because people would try the game and notice how hard it was to be good at it. You couldn't just get in the game and feel satisfaction right away... you had to play every day for a month or two, JUST get a single kill.

So people would try it and go back to easier games like LoL or Smite.

I've been playing DotA since the beginning and I've noticed how it was all going downhill when retards kept buying cosmetic items and showed Valve the profit potential out of that.
I played that game for so fucking long, but I just quit cold turkey when that HUD, Shrine, Monkey King patch came out.

It's really sad. But I hope the casual noobs, the peruvians, and all the other retards will have fun in it.

Am i jail?

fuk

...

>tristana
OH YEAH MANG

so who you did you get

All my wildest dreams have come true

Just came off a Lux Support game. Fuck Yes.

this new shyvana skin is good

> we were better off when we were worse off

I don't think it's casual now. Sure, back then the supports had to play in a very strict manner and now they are more core-like but who cares?
It's true: some strategies have been lost but now the positions 3 to 5 have to play with better tactics and more skill than the opposite team to achieve something.
The only ones who brags about the patch are the cancer, unskilled carry/mid players that now can be owned in a duel singlehanded with a position 5 support more than ever.

Darius... looks at least he can carry me

Joke's on you op. Ahri main here

The one who eats human souls.

Congrats dumbass!

Soraka.

As long as I don't dance barefoot, we should be okay?

Jinx. Im great with that because when i played her last time i was thinking about fucking her.

Yeah but at least he'll die hard as a rock

>they are still playing this garbage games in 2017
Really activated my almonds. I can understand DOTA tho, it actually requires some skill and teamwork, but lol is just random clusterfuck of underaged retards.
But I must admit that lol chicks are superior, compared to dota's
t. ex lol pro

yay kindred

Guess im not married

>get done with ARAM
>Sup Forums would be nice
>...
>mother fucker