You faggots will argue about anything

You faggots will argue about anything.

B

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here in au its safer to go with A but i pref B

C

Whichever way I happen to put it on without looking.

I find it odd that most people choose B but it's not labeled A as if that's the default.

no we don't

none because I wash my ass at the bidet

this

it's an old meme you aspie

>falling for it

It doesn't matter if you roll it backwards it will roll that way

B is more hygienic.

How so?

B is the only logical answer

>here in au its safer to go with A
Explain how something like this could be more or less safe.

Yes do explain the saftey issues

A just doesnt make any fucking sense. B all the way

Spiders.

SPIDERS
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A position increases chances of your hand or paper touching the wall, where other people have most likely touched while reaching for the same toilet paper roll in position A

What about this Sup Forums

A is just inconvenient compared to B...work smarter not harder...even when wiping your ass.

B from the word of the guy who fucking invented the damn thing.

Impressive

I bet you still use a wood dowel to spool it onto too, right faggot?

No, because we learned better ways to do things.

Fuck...you Aussie cunts can't even shit in saftey! Is there anything that won't kill me if I come to visit? Burger by the way

I'm not Australian, but no, there isn't.
Protip : pic related isn't snow.

Uh...wh..what IS it user??

Did you really have to ask?

Big cums.

Jesus Christ...no...no I didn't...was just hoping for the best...thanks for confirming my nightmare.

I fail to see the two connect.

I've never had a spider in my bathroom.

Fuckers hide ANYWHERE thats comfy

And they'd hide in roll B but not roll A?

They're saying that sometimes we get spiders on the otherside of the paper.

Do you live at the north pole?

If there's a spider hiding behind the toilet paper and you do A, it'll roll over and fall on your hand, whereas if you do B it'll roll under and fall on the ground.

Far north Queensland actually.

Huh...midwest US here...seems unlikely but I've never been to AUS...so my opinion is irrelevant I suppose...just figured nature was fuckin scary down under

Wouldn't you want the spider to fall to the ground?

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Yeah fuck I mixed up the two.
A will make it fall to the ground, which is why it's safer.

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>implying theres a debate.
A all day your scum otherwise

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Are you even trying?

It is. Every month or so a python eats someones pet for shits and giggles. Spiders aren't an issue if you own bug spray.

Sup Forums

Not good to mess up something like that when making the wrong choice can result in a spider attack. Some user might have followed your earlier advice!

That's fun...are we talking like gerbils and rabbits or more cats and dogs on up?

IMAGINE

Cats and dogs. Can't have rabbits here. They're pests that ruin crops.

Please, I just have it standing up.

always Sup Forums

Well shit man...spiders, pythons, drop bears...I better come prepared ;-) You ever been to the Pilliga user? I've heard stories.

>damage control

Spooky shit...you ever been to the Pilliga user?...I've heard some stories.

Nah never been. Lived in north of Townsville since I was seven so I wouldn't remember anyway.

the rooster's eyes wouldn't light up like that
I think the image is fake

You're a fucking animal.

The fact that it's literally the Town Musician of Bremen should have been a giveaway.

Cool...just wondered...I'm interested in that kinda shit

Im healed from that shit already, now i dont give a fuck the side i hang that shit

But seriously anons...B is the rightful and correct way...it comes off the roll towards you and is easier to tear...common sense.

Yes. I completely agree. Despite the fact that spiders hide there according to some people.

Agreed...and considering that in my 29 years on this earth, I've yet to suffer a spider bite whilst wiping my ass, I'm not that worried about it.

B
This

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A guy in Australia got bitten on the dick by a spider. In the toilet. Twice
Straya cunt

Sky Daddy cummies.

I bet you just fold the bread bag shut too don't you, you heathen!?

OP is a faggot. Argue with me!!

i like how you lowkey have the preferred and correct position marked with a letter that suggests "second and thus not so good variant", hoping people would instinctlively go for the wrong but better looking, making your trolling successful.

It's B, Faggots.
Also, GIF with a hard G like in Gift. It's not peanut butter.

Fuck that shit...ever seen Arachnophobia?

A is for downies.

You are indeed a bottom fag op...but somehow this thread is still alive so...good job

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I use the cloth hand dryer that loops the material back into it. Just place ass against cloth and pull the cloth to wipe. No need to put TP into the toilet. Genius!

what's the sauce on that vid user? Need audio for funny-haha times. And maybe sum of them "Jackie-OooAhh" times as well.

Is this Aussie speak?...what's a downie?

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not OP but thanks for playing user!

You're looking too much into this nigger, this image is probably about 10 years old.
Also, GIF is actually not pronounced with a hard G, it sounds like Jif. But that sounds retarded so I say it with a hard G anyway.

You have to go back.

ummm pic is you user and very related

Git gud

Nice user...just my type...8/10 would play with you!

I like baseball

Nice trap.

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Nah...she's legit

I don't have a stand, I just stack the toilet paper rolls on the floor

Western world opinion: B, unless you have a pet that likes undoing stuff.

Both, but it's more likely to be on the back side of the TP in B.

Can't believe y'all still on this there is Patent explaining it

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I knew it

Not the same girl user. First one was legit. This is me. Asshole..

Disgusting kys

Because I'll take advice from a random, probably teen or early 20's, little shit poster on Sup Forums of all places. You sure do know how to cut deep there Jethro.

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