Kirby absorbed your powers

Kirby absorbed your powers

What powers does he get Sup Forums?

ur mom xD

The ability to shit 3 times a day

The ability to hold his shit and piss for 3 days

Depression

The power to be a badass bass player with a high thc tolerance and a low alcohol tolerance.

shut the fuck up john

>The power to be a badass bass player
So any 10yr old.

The ability to cry when in the middle of a conversation when the speaker is talking about something remotely negative towards something else.

Know how I know you know nothing about music?

AIDS

Sorry, wrong dude. Name isn't John.

He gets a big cock.

is being average a power?

Suicidal tendencies

Stfu john

If you must know my name is Tyler. Not John.

JUST ONE PEPSI

Extreme schitzophorenia and dissociative personality disorder. Good luck kirby.

Heavy depression, suicidal tendencies and be bald

Nice job you fucking pink boogie

Kek

You're self-diagnosed, aren't you?

The best dick sucker in the world

Stfu john you kiddo

Nope, I take my pills and everything m8. Kirby is going to need a nice therapist.

Do you mean John Letterman? I know him, but am not him.

Job dissatisfaction

Ah my bad then, I apologize. What are your biggest symptoms and / or issues?

Erectile dysfunction

The power of loneliness

Welcome to the real world, mate.

Damn, that sucks Kirby. There was a superhuman right next to me but instead you absorbed me.

Well, you're not going to like this but now you have the ability to not shower for a week at a time without shame or guilt, and the power to pretend like you have a clue about playing guitar.

Would you like some guitar advice or tips? I'm in my mid 30s and have been playing since I was 12.

Even better sucking skills

Hack writing.

Voices and shadows. It got to a point when i was 17 where leaving my house was impossible without being in something close to living nightmare. so after a few months of therapy i got some meds, then after 2 years i got disability. now im 25 and stay home 90% of the time and work tech support when im not playing vidya.

Suck dicks

autism

Pedophilia

lactose intolerance

Sounds scary, man. Good luck with it.

Not my problem anymore. Kirby has to deal with that shit.
I don't even think he has fingers.

You're a dick. I didn't even read your post but got a sad energy from the first few words. Kirby has to live that now. Asshole.

Nigger-Powers

Oh... Ok....

Kirby gets depression.

turns vegan

lul

Diabetus

He develops a Common Lithp
Also depression

What the hell would anyone learn from you off of Sup Forums, /b specifically, for music lessons? I don't see that as a possibility even if interest was involved. 18 years of playing guitar yet you're in a Kirby thread, I don't see any success and your bad learning patterns would corrupt clean minds from proper training.

He can play alto sax, sing, and is capable of clowning the shit out of people

Is he also comfortable living in mom's basement as an underachieving overachiever?

No worries mate, suit yourself. Just thought I'd offer.

Alchoholism

I think if Kirby sucked you up he'd gain the power of being able to gargle 6 gallons of his own cum

Trips and no checks

sociopathy

Nah he'd just become really handsome and wonder why he didn't do it earlier.

Gotta admit, that'd be pretty impressive.

And the ability to name every Naruto character

Thats literally a power. Because I don't see that being possible.

depression and being unable to get laid

Not with that attitude

I'm sorry

I'll let you fuck my butt if you want.

Heroin!

a job

hepatitis

RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

constant suicidal thoughts even though there is no objective reason to have them

The power of tax avoidance

whats the main character called?

The power to turn blue.