Rate my new lighter you faggots

Rate my new lighter you faggots.
I think it's pretty cool, but i dont get out much since I'm a midget so I don't really know if it's that good

Its a plain zippo. Congrats? They're heavy and have to be filled every two days. Bics are better.

How about now?
Does this make it cooler?

Heres a pic of me holding it.

Cool lighter you dumb midget.
Get bigger or die trying

You are not very helpful.
If this is plain, then not plain is better?

How different from plain can they be?
Do you mean it should have silly patterns on it or something?
Because I think that would make it faggoty.

Explain plain you dumb faggot, and how non plain can improve on plain

kek

post dick with lighter on the side for comparison

L&M is giving out free Zippos.

So many homos on Sup Forums always wanting to see dicks.

I do not like your kind sleazy cocksucker.
Pls go elsewhere

Not anymore you fuck. I just checked and am now sad.

What are L&M?

Give me link.
Am midget, can claim discrimination.

Disabled card is best card
As long as you aren't actually DISabled

15 dollars at Wal-Mart faggot

You're not a midget. You have a novelty fake big zippo. You're also not funny.

You ARE a midget. You have a novelty small penis.
You're also funny.

Throw it away

>I'm a midget
did you ever get tossed OP?

Legolas doesn't count

Many times.
But most girls that hook up with midget just do for fetish.

It's fun at first becaus I can do whatever and they take it, but it always gets boring and I tell them to fuck off

He does for traplovers like you
He'll you t every thrust he gives your anus you fucking homo

Did You?
Dad doesn't count

Hims suck hims pappys peepee
That be super happy friendly

post serial number from base.

I am not military.
Why American think everyone military.
Too much military for no gain

Not your serial number you tool, the one from the bottom of the lighter.

I am not a faggot so I will not rate

F12

He says whike having 4 trap threads and 13 cockrate threads open in other tabs.

He's not a fag though everybody....
Hes totally straight

Midgey bum p

What did you mean by this?