Do you watch sports with your girlfriend? Does she understand the rules?

Do you watch sports with your girlfriend? Does she understand the rules?

>gf

>3dpd

Ya but only basketball. She seems to know the rules

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Yeah but I make sure that I get to hold the football

Are you seriously asking that here?

I watch football with my fiance. She's into Bayern Munchen since Lewa's 5 goals in 9 minutes. She does understand the rules but it was kinda hard to teach her.

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>tfw no

fucking shillary

Underrated post germanbro, just wanted you to know someone laughed

Yes, she watches baseball with me and she knows the rules. She's the low maintenance type so it's no biggie.

Trying to explain the simple idea of offsides to a woman is so hard for some reason...

is she a nigger

For her , not really. She got it from the 1st time after seeing the offside line on a replay. I'm pretty proud of her. Her biggest problem was that she didn't know when the ref gives a corner or just a goal kick.

>low maintenance
Explain.

Pretty much not a feminist or a gold digger like you r9kfags imagine all women to be.

>implying any of us have ever had a gf

i had a platonic girlfriend in high school.

haha gay

She is supposed to make food for you and then fuck off while you enjoy the game.

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I do watch sports with my GF and the only one she seems to genuinely like is baseball, strangely enough. She does understand majority of the rules every now and then i have to explain something. She also watches hockey, football, basketball, and soccer with me but i dont think she has much interest, she only watches cause i like them.

some sports she will sit with me and not really pay attention, other sports she wont watch at all

i dont even understand since she used to do competitive dancing and surfing, why would you like 1 sport and no others?

Sometimes cl or "die Mannschaft". She unddrstands all the rules, probably because of her 2 Brothers and her father whom Took her to the stadium by a young Age

_I_

Her dad took her to baseball games so she knows the rules, it's football I have to explain to her. She's interested, and in return I must learn the names of all the characters on Gilmore Girls.

It's a fair trade, considering how much she loves to fuck.

cuck.

>taking an interest in my gf's interests is the same as watching another dude fuck her

Are you retarded?

mad cuck?

>Yesterday I watched el clásico with her.
>She was searching things on pinterest or shits like that.
>She doesn't know anything about football.
>Suddenly she noticed Ramos.
>She started to watch the match really interested.
>I was being cuck by my favourite player and hero of the day.
>mfw

Thanks for the update, guys! I really like knowing more about your lives

yes
yes

>tfw me and gf like the same hockey team
>tfw we both are season tickets holders
>tfw watching every game of >my team with her next to me
>tfw she always helps me to smuggle in beer so I don't have to buy overpriced beer inside
>tfw >our team is quite good and we see many wins so we mostly go home happy after the game together

feels pretty based Lads
Hockey,Beer,Gf is like some holy trinity to me

Never change Sup Forums

Doctor, is it autism?

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tfw no kike gf

How do you find a gf?

yes

football-no
baseball-yes if in person, no except play offs
hockey- yes
soccer-yes

What is the least painful way to end my suffering?

REEEEEEEE

My girlfriend is Australian, so she only gets rugby and cricket

WHAT THE FUCK

I will get banned for replying to this again, but I can't take the risk

fuck you btw

Btw I was kidding I've never had a gf

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don't worry, you're only 16, you have plenty of time to get one yet

I'M TWENTY FUCKING TWO

My gf understands everything I program her to understand.

>this humor at 22

meh

but maybe you just haven't found this one special person yet
for now you're happy with casual hook-up sex and just don't want to attach yourself to only one person

nothing wrong with that, you still have lots of time to get into a real relationship later in your life

>competitive dancing

fuck, replying

>for now you're happy with casual hook-up sex and just don't want to attach yourself to only one person

Y-yeah that's the reason

I'm definitely not a virgin

This. You can get some former slut who has taken a million cocks and just wants you for your money. Since you didn't form an emotional bond at a young age she will never fully trust or respect you. Hope you have a bunch of cash so she will stick around for a few years

It means that she is fat. So other than creating an outrageous grocery bill, she will be a good gf because she knows that her ass isn't anything special.

I somehow got my girlfriend in football, we watch most matches of >our team together. She more or less even knows the players know and picks up on it. Has a basic understanding of the rules, even if not in detail(was that rather a yellow or red foul?). I had to made a few drawing for offside though.

Its also not like she is hiding being a "casual" but she still enjoys it and its fun being on the edge together. She cant bear knockout games in overtime or even penality kicks though, too exciting and scary for her.

God Im sorry, I must have been terribly distracted writing this.

Also I like watching her do watersports.

>can't smile because of crooked teeth
>no money to fix

>if a girl is attractive she has to be a golddigger, bitchy, demanding, and distressing
>if she is pleasent to be around and you can enjoy things easily with her, she has to be fat/ugly

sometimes I get tired of Sup Forums.
Maybe it is that way in your country, I dont know.

When me and first got together, she would watch me watch sports and find it adorable how excitable I'd get over silly things. These days, she hates me and everything I love.

sorry to hear that ;( how long you've been together?

barely anybody here has any clue about real women

now if you want to know something about anime girls, you're in the right place
but when it comes to real girls, most people here are mostly basing their opinions on porn and movies

A week

Five years.

Heh

Being an AusCunt a lot of women are into AFL and the ones who just try to be relevant for the Finals Series actually know the rules and from experience just try and put on food for Grand Final Parties and shut the fuck up when the game is on and get their social time and female bullshit after the game is finished. My ex gf used to always enjoy games and only ask questions or vent about the game during quarter breaks.

She watched some football games, mostly during the Euro : It was at home, and we were in holidays with friends, so we saw a lot of game together.

She seems to understand it pretty well. Maybe when we will live together she will watch some games with me idk. Right now I talk about it with her sometimes and I show her some goals and shit, she seems to find funny how I can react for some things

100% helium tank, $5 rubber tube from hardware store and a breathing mask. Adjust the tank flow to a reasonable flow and you'll have one forever sleep soon senpappy.

have you tried it yourself yet?

I spend all my money on alcohol so I can't buy a helium tank, call it preventative measures. A lot of places have stopped selling 100% pure tanks because of this very reason. The Jew wants to keep me alive because offing myself would be destruction of government property.

those goddamn jews

Oh and she seems to understand the banter pretty weel, I'm a Liverpool fan and she sometimes send me shit like "Before you laugh at children believing in Santa, remember there is adults who believe that every year is Liverpool's year"

Good thing she don't know about slippy g

G-Germany?

I watch rugby with her, she likes rugby and knows the rules. She hates football though

You had one job.

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Have also crooked yellow teeth. Its all good, just be relaxed about the fact that you arent perfect.

Yeah I regularly watch American football and basketball with my gf.

She knows the majority of the rules and will ask when she doesn't.

She will actually watch Chiefs games by herself now and can name a lot of the starters.

>tfw sports-loving gf

a girl would have to be seriously disturbed to go out with me

why?
what's wrong with you?

Usually i don't, except for WC matches she is not really interested (what a surprise). I'd rather watch with my homies.

my gf hates neymar and is always cheeering against brazil

kinda plebby tbdh famalams

i like your gf

terrible personality. nothing else to make up for it, like looks or money.

didn't expect that

mine says, she really doesnt like Bayern, and all the players are somehow unlikeable and how she finds the BVB players much more likable.

Shinji she finds especially cute.

Save me Trump

I remember watching the Brazil 1 - 7 Germany match from the past World Cup with my Argentinian gf at the time. We started fooling around after dinner and ended up having sex during the match. She really liked football and as any good Argentinian, she hated the Brazilcunts with a passion, and I swear she was getting hornier with each goal. We fucked like rabbits and made a hot sloppy mess of that sofa. What a night, one of the highlights of my sex life.

>thank you based krautfags

Wew

5pa1n

This is some bullshit

I work at a restaurant down the street from Jerry World and some of the girls I work with know more about the game than half this board, so we watch the games while working.

Ur a bitch

You gotta talk to women, and just bee urself

>45 million people
>3 Euro Cups + 1 World Cup
>MLS pays crazy money to our veteran players in a puny attempt to give their Championship some relevance
hate away, burger

>things that never happened

so I guess it was blueballs on the last Brazil vs Argentina match?

Hockey. She only watches so with me so we can cuddle/spend time together but she at least knows the rules

my gf practices rugby and likes watching it

the problem is that i dont like it

Yes, she's always loved hockey but I'm starting to get her into the NFL.


I told her she gets to cook delicious food on Sunday and sit on her ass if she'd like, and I didn't get many complaints from her.


Currently enjoying buffalo dip and sloppy joes boys.