Unimaginable things

Unimaginable things

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ITS NOT GAY IF ITS A FEMALE PENIS

You should embrace the gay, not suppress it.

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More horse cocks please

no im straight

Someone should bend you over

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i wish someone would.

Plenty of people who will do that, free of charge even.

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i know, i've read about those places, but i wish my first time would be special, so I'm withholding finding people for that until then.

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Best of luck with that. How do you imagine it would go?

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after a nice dinner, under a fireside light. not like a cheap one-night hookup, but like with someone who cares, yknow.

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lick my asshole.

With pleasure

I guess. I'm off to bed, any tips for what I should dream about?

dream about the cccp

USSR?

dream about putin flying a unicorn with miniguns on all 4 legs that shoot nukes while trump rides shirtless behind him

You better do a good job, boy.

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Will try, but no promises. I have a hard time imagining that while awake so I'm not sure if I can pull that off.

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Everyone knows Matty's really a lesbian.

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glhf

no im straight

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Straight for dicks.

well yeah, females don't exist so it's straight for two dicks to intertwine like the snakes on the cross

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Touch penises.

Lick my sac,

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Cuck

Is it tasty?

I love thinking about two penis tips touching.

gay

Is it feel good?

Like licorice

If you honk it

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Gross.

You know, I'm getting tired of every horror movie coming out now with some unhappy "twist" ending.

more liek this

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I know, when will the bad guys win?

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requesting strong scalies

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Just finished watching a movie about an old guy that built a house out of murder scenes to open a portal to Hell.

Did it work out?

Was hell lovely?

Did he see furfags?

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He seemed to have a lovely time.

Good good. was he a bad guy?

I guess? I really wasn't paying attention.

Also, Katten wants to molest you.

Bomb mudslimes

FeelsGoodMan Clap

why not? did you just put it on in the background?

why does katten want to molest me?

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Any huge cum dump pics?

There is no gooooooooodddddd

And I'm drunk again

Yeah.

And why not?

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i didnt know people wanted to molest me, im not all too molestable.

>And I'm drunk again
That's a bad thing?
It's Easter, at least nobody will judge me for drinking all week this week.

I was drunk yesterday and the day before

AndI ain't gettin laid so thats a bad thing

Omg I wish this was me so bad. Got any more like this anyone?

You gonna get molested.

not if i molest myself first!

>I was drunk yesterday and the day before
Still 4 days left of Easter, just gotta be sober on Saturday morning, so I can get myself to the liquor store to refill.

That means you're still getting molested.

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i....
fuck

do you give yourself consent?

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yee my dude now take off your pants

Broad-tongue lick my asshole.

The bedwetters is a gay ass afwul show.

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Debatable. Characters are arrite.

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Maybe if you bend over and let me breed your ass, I may be convinced.

>implying I'm gay or a man

I'm both.

Hintity fuckin hint I'm the man in the relationship get da fuck outta here

random question: does anyone else jerk to gay furry but only feel sexually attracted to human women? I don't like human males at all, but I can't stand straight furry, but with human pr0n I only watch straight stuff too...

Eventually you'll move on to gayer stuff, and soon degrade into fapping to m/m porn.

Turn back while you still can.

You ass just needs some dude glue in it.

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