We are Kinnat, Laufey and Margrét from legendary poetic post-punk band Kælan Mikla!!
We are currently on tour but in danger of running out of money and so we decided to perform topless and suck dick for gas money at our shows. Please support us, buy merch and come see our shows!! kaelanmikla.bandcamp.com/
yes those are mine Kinnats and Laufeys are way smaller
Tyler Watson
we dont do porn we are artists but we need gas money...
Blake Taylor
You should reply to the email I sent you
Thomas Watson
>post-punk FUCKING NOT KVLT
Jeremiah Bailey
oka but you have to pay in advance on bandcamp we dont have here in porto at the moment and we can only shower tomorrow after the next show so I will have to go on stage with Brandyn across my boobs and thats a serious commitment that I dont risk for free..
I guess you don't want to come be my sex doll in Lisbon?
Nolan Wright
we are Kælan Mikla
Anthony Edwards
we will sometime Laufey does e-mail stuff but she is with a customer right now so I cant ask
Ethan Garcia
Alright, after seeing those nice tits I want to put my mouth all over them
Dominic Jackson
you like the thought of treating a member of Kælan Mikla like a sex doll? :)
Carter Torres
ahahaha sucking and touching is usually priced at 5€
Gabriel Gutierrez
Tbh I treat all girls I fuck like one and they love it.
I'm not just going to suck on your tits.
Angel Ramirez
I'm not used t it but I will comply...
what else do you have planned or it a secret?
Jackson Edwards
You know you're a shit band when you have to get your tits out.
I listened to your music by the way, please stop.
Hunter Gomez
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Dylan Martin
I'll have you choke on my cock, forcing it down your throat as far as you can take it. Get it nice and wet before I push you up against the wall fucking you from behind while I pull your head back with your hair and choke you with my other hand.
I love being rough
Ethan Davis
no we wont stop s Kælan Mikla we are great even though we're going through some rough times at the moment..
Mason Price
I'll send you $600 if you cancel your tour date for Vienna. No joke.
Hudson Bennett
I only llow choking if I trust the other person so lets hope we get along :p but an italian did something similar to Kinnat earlier today and she passed out for a moment
Ethan Perry
Well I'm not going to choke you till you pass out, that's a bit beyond what I'm interested in.
I'm pretty laid back, obviously we should just chill beforehand.
Chase Phillips
ok that sounds reasonable^^
James Ross
I'll even let you shower afterwards
Lucas James
oh god I wish you were here with your shower right now we are sooo smelly at the moment
Brody Rivera
What would you do for a shower right now?
Nicholas Reed
btw we got beaten at a stripping contest for money two days ago by a 40 year old woman can you believe it?? I mean Kælan Mikla beaten by a 40 year old stripper with saggy tits? maybe we was too drunk I dunno..
Aaron Peterson
I'd suck dick or give boobjob, I'd even get praded around topless in public
Camden Bell
Fuck, even if you turn out to be fake your replies are just hilarious
Ryan Robinson
I wish I had someone here eager like you to suck my dick right now
Easton Evans
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Owen Gomez
That just proves you are a human being posting.
Eli Lee
compare it with the boobyone above, jólasveinn
Alexander Johnson
Yeah I meant more so that it doesn't really prove you're the cute redhead ofc
Anthony Nelson
now you're saying redhead instead of ginger I like^^
Blake Wright
yes its hilarious that we lost!! fuckers even dropped us in the dumpster behind the strip club to sleep off the booze
Gavin Gonzalez
Já ömurleg hljómsveit, en honestly dreptu þig bara bitra barn
Benjamin Hernandez
>jólasveinn google showed pictures of santa, not sure what u were implying here
don't think i've used ginger before, only said redhead
in the dumpster? i have a hard time believing that tbh
Christian Perez
>Já ömurleg hljómsveit, en honestly dreptu þig bara bitra barn
farðu í rassgat
Dominic Rivera
I have hard time believing we didnt win that contest...
Angel Stewart
>not in the netherlands
well fuck you then
Xavier Jackson
voor de 'muziek' hoef je het niet te doen haha
Wyatt Morales
Ja maar die rooie ziet er wel goed uit en nederlandse wijven doen gvd niks kinky
Gabriel Flores
looking forward to see you in viper room. need your contact details!
Owen Adams
I would love to let you taste my cock. Any shows in Belgium ?
Joseph Hill
je moet ze ook gewoon geven zoals je wilt, niet vragen maar doen, nederlandse wijven dan.
En ja die rooie heeft wel lekkere tieten ook, die mag ik ook wel
Christopher Foster
>We are saggy, ugly, and fat from some shitty band
Fixed that for you.
Hudson Parker
Ah man, zo vaak geprobeerd en krijg alleen gejank terug, ben er wel klaar mee, 1x een chick gehad via tinder die een keer wat kinky deed maar die OD'de op xtc, domme slet, 8 pillen in een avond kan niemand aan
Aiden Young
Damn das wel kut vriend, ik zoek ook meer buitenlanders op. Veel leuker ook vind ik om in t engels te praten tijdens, net porno haha.
8 pillen godverdomme hoe kapot hard wil je dan wel niet gaan, echt dom, misschien maar beter zo
Cameron Anderson
Ja op tinder vind ik ook wel de toeristenchicks, zit zelf in utrecht dus amsterdam is mooi om de hoek. Ze vinden het altijd geweldig om dagje met een local op te trekken en daarna volgeblaft te worden, morgen ook weer een finse aan het stokkie rijgen
Angel Cooper
cool see you there! just approach us before/after show dont be shy
Luis Myers
well maybe our boobs are a little saggy so what??
Andrew King
Nice, ik kom uit de buurt van Den Haag dus sowieso al veel studenten van overal en nergens. Tijdje in US gestudeerd en nu in Portugal, overvloed aan chicks die niet nederlanders zijn.
Finnen zijn nice
Michael Gray
Netjes ouwe, ben jaloers man. Ik ben kok, vinden de meesten wel sexy beroep, keertje koken en ze druipen weg uit hun stoel, haha
Carter Walker
Ah dammit, being in America sucks right now! Are all the women in Europe this beautiful?
Alexander Russell
Nice koken is echt tof maar ik ben denk niet gemaakt voor de hectiek in de keuken. Zeker een waardevolle skill wat chicks betreft haha
Wyatt Brown
Who's in the middle?? That's one good looking roastie
Nolan Johnson
Leer het voor thuis, goed koken is een skill waar je veel vrienden en familie ook blij mee maakt!
Werk al sinds mn 14e in de horeca, dus de hectiek ben ik wel aan gewend
Alexander Morris
oh no my man...a fair number are alright but the majority are true troglodytes
Kevin Wright
Ja ik doe et wel regelmatig hoor, vind t ook zeker leuk om te doen. Mis alleen wel een beetje mn eigen keuken en spullen hebben. Heb daar alleen gedeeld met een hoop studenten en dan kan je je wel voorstellen hoe et er af en toe bij staat..
ik ga slapen, hf morgen en tot ooit
Nolan Morris
thats Kinnat
Mason Howard
>We are Kinnat, Laufey and Margrét from legendary poetic post-punk band Kælan Mikla!! All I see are some ugly ho's on some dick craving tour. Probably to ugly to find customers where they live so they have to travel arround Europe and find Sup Forums virgins to get the money they need.
Elijah Lopez
Herkenbaar, tijden in een studentenhuis geleefd, alles smerig, moest echt weg daar man, zoek je eigen stekkie, word je veel blijer van
Yo why no Netherlands? Looked up your music and I dig it
Asher Russell
we need more money to finance NL tour but we will come round some time I promise :)
Bentley Hughes
Ah damn that sucks, not even visiting in between concerts?
Chase Fisher
Nice. Would happily pay to penis that, but your tour isn't coming to Australia
Christian Hughes
Y'all are fucking gorgeous. If you were anywhere near me I would "contribute".
Ian Robinson
so many stupid newfags falling for this obvious bs
Nicholas Ross
Damn, its a shame you ain't coming to the UK. If you ever do though, we'll treat you good