Why don't you use a straight razor Sup Forums?

Why don't you use a straight razor Sup Forums?

>inb4 its not the 1800's

Real Men...

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jesus that makes me cringe

dont chop off my ear
dont chop off my ear
dont chop off my ear

>Why don't you use a straight razor Sup Forums?
>Why don't you
>don't
>n't

Who the fuck said i didn't?

I'll worry about that if I go out on a date with a microscope

I have a proper beard, and therefore, never shave

Holding a 5 inch razor sharp blade to my jugular every morning reminds me i'm alive. Just thinking that if anyone jump scares me at any point during my shave i could die.

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>shaving

you neck-beard fedora tippen faggots

I do use a straight razor and love it but, most of the time I don't feel like spending the 20 minutes doing the prep for it

>he doesn't do maintenance on his facial hair

never used one, probly too sharp, don't shave that often anyways, would probly take longer, don't know where to find one even if i wanted one`

I'll go a month at a time before trimming any facial hair. No fucks given.

It's a pain in the ass to use unless your hair is already short.

>neck-beard
Full face, actually, been growing about ten years.
>fedora tippen
I haven't owned a fedora since 1988.

it sounds like a nice shave for a special outing or something like that

Fuck you I do.
Haven't in a while though, growing beard out and it grows pretty decently so I don't have to worry about maintenance.

with practice it takes no time at all.
there cheap online, i have one with a removable razor blade so i dont need to sharpen it myself, thus taking less time.

Mother fucking chainsaw!

id like to see that.

Because I'm an actual man, not a faggot hipster. I shave to remove facial hair, not to "pamper myself".

Go buy some silky underwear, you fucking faggot.

Your hair has no nerves, it doesn't need a spa day Buttercup.

I use this. Is it legit?

how long do the blades last usually?

using a straight edge is the adult equivalent of that one kid who came into school with a scarf his gran knitted for him to look like doctor who.

stop leaning on affectations to make up for a lack of personality.

Who says I don't? It's just that depends on where I have to stay (I travel a lot), them blades are not easy to find.

What prep? For me I just rinse my face with warm water and shave. It's basically the same as using any other razor blades. 20 minutes? That's nonsensical....

i notice that its gets harder to shave in like 3 uses, but the razor blades cost nothing and there is like 100 of them

Or you're a faggot and they work better for less money.

interesting, i'll have to consider it the next time i put an order in on amazon. got any straight razor porn?

Because I not only want to shave while lucid, but also when I'm sick or hungover as fuck without risking slitting my fucking throat

if i shave my beard i have to prove my age when i buy alcohol from the store because it seems that i dont age or permanently look like a minor without a beard so fuck that shit.

Because I use a shavette WITHOUT cutting myself.

Fucking straight razors are faggot-tier. Be a real man and shave yourself with an out of the package safety blade complete with sharpened 90-degree angles.

You ain't shit and you have no skill. Don't even try to pretend like you're top shit cuz u aint

look up any nigger on youtube who shaves w. straight razor. They inevitably have a video where they shave with a shavette and butcher their faggot faces.

get on my level plebs.

>shaving at 90 degree angles....
your just rubbing yourself with a blade at that point.

coz i rock a damn beard

fucking retard

You don't understand what lucid means.

And you're worried about killing yourself with a straight razor.

Moron.

Because for certain parts of my face i have to use my left hand, and since im on Sup Forums the only i exercise i get is masturbating with my right hand. My left hand will dissolve into dust if i ask more of it than to just exist.

Go on, teach me based user

lucid means thinking clearly, right?

kek

Safety razor master race tbh

kek

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