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forgotten $lamz edition

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post obscure grind

Fuck off glammies

Quick, post your Top 3 Graham Bonnet tunes!

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gud album

what are you snow niggers blasting?

yall negros werent lying, this shit is amazing. Dont let the generic cover art deter you.
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Technical thrash album about 80s mecha when?

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p cool band imo, especially the sonic speed drum machine

what bands do you listen to outside of /metal/ ?

mine are
>cocteau twins
>duster
>dinosaur jr

slam is trash

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>1:55
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recc me some WEEEEEE WEEEEEEEE WEEEEEEEEEEEEE WEEEEEEEE WEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWE WEEEEE WEEWEWEEWEWEEE slams.

We posting rare Garys now?

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>not liking both $lamz and OSDM revival
thy piteous existence shall be concluded

guided by voices, the cure, pavement, low, neil young

>outlaw country (Hank III, Bob Wayne, David Allan Coe, my nigga Johnny Rebel)
>power electronics/harsh noise (Brethren, Deathpile, Genocide Organ, Survival Unit)
>"industrial" hip hop (Techno Animal, Dalek, Death Grips)
>80s Italian horror synth (Fabio Frizzi, Riz Ortolani, soundtracks)

Well..

[spoiler]solid 9[/spoiler]

>industrial hip-hop
good taste mane
listen to 2nd Gen if you haven't yet
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PÄÄSTÄKÄÄ MINUT

Out of a 100?

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my favorite band currently

I do know 2nd Gen, this track particularly goes hard as fuck
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I want to trinkt peer in a sauna with you

Asia, supertramp, foreinger

post MA reviews and your reactions to them

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and pic related

Have you become post organic yet?

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I am a techno techno human.

Is Tank the only band on MA whose status is listed as "disputed"?

KEK

its true though

Grab yourself a cold beer and post your favourite thrash metal album!

>pizza thrash

No Love is my favorite track on it, killer album with some solid fucking riffs, too.

thrash is shit

>you will never be as gay as Versailles
Why even live, /metal/?
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They sure no how to shred!

>you'll never be in a band dressed like 17th century french aristocrats

when memes take over reality

>Those horses are credited as official band members

Why no one is talking about new Linkin Park? Is it not enough metal for you, /metal/?
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Mental Funeral > Severed Survival

They're touring Europe this year with the horses

It's a shame their solo projects sound the same

That cover is still so good

>Is it not enough metal for you, /metal/?
LP haven't been metal for years

>bandwagon music: the band

seeing Versailles makes me sad, back when I was 14, I wanted to form an autistic medieval avant-power metal band with gregorian chanting were me and the band members would dress up as knights(with some actual armor) and sing about killing dragons and saving princesses, and other shit like that.

>autistic medieval avant-power metal band with gregorian chanting
I'd listen to that shit.

wtf is this? I thought they were playign generic rock now

Can I be in your band user?

>playing drums in knight armour
That drummer would fucking die.

What about in chainmail

I was about to reply with that

Chainmail is heavy as fuck. A basic chainmail shirt (short sleeves, neck to thighs) weighs 30kg. Good luck playing with that, you also need a heavy cotton shirt undearneath of the chainmail will basically grate your skin and hair.

>be in medieval themed band
>all in character
>every wears armour
>drummer is sat in a trebuchet drumming
>drummer is shot out of the trebuchet at the end of the set

Yeah a 30kg does weigh you down, but the weight is quite comfortably distributed. In the army you have to do a lot of shit carrying equipment of similar weight performing physical shit for hours. It's not impossible.

>tfw you will never play in a sci-fi power metal band where we all dress up as mechs

I spent hour listening to various funeral doom, it it was mostly garbage. But finally I found an album I listened to the end and liked. Many won't appreciate this, but for me this is almost ideal funeral doom death, and even drum machine doesn't make it worse.

Thergothon
Skepticism
Worship
Evoken
Esoteric

These are god tier funeral doom

Lads, I haven't been checking much /meal/ this year, the reccs I've checked out so far:
-Blasphemer (s/t) -8/10
-Dumal (The Lesser God) -9/10
-The Great Old Ones (EOD) -7.5/10

Recc me some shit. Hopefully good sludge or doom, blackgaze, you know, nu-male shit.

What is this, /metal/?
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whoa

On the plus side, you feel like the fucking Flash when you take it off.

you also feel great when you stop hitting your face with a hammer, that doesn't mean you should do it in the first place

post of the day.

10/10!

Cheapest ways to get high without drugs: hit your face with a hammer 10 times than stop!
Try it at home kids!

*then

guess I shouldn't hit my head with a hammer so much.

what is some metal that will cure nu-maleism?

(Note: only post-ironic nu-males listen to glam)

none. you "people" are beyond help.

Speed or HIGH speed metal
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>only post-ironic nu-males listen to glam

Wouldn't NSBM be the cure since nu-males have an irrational fear of "nazis"?

but shit like fanisk and m8l8th play music nu-males would love if not for the fascist imagery

Fanisk is a nu-male magnet though

Maybe that's why they do it.
Built-in nu-male repellent.

Right Wing Death Squad grindcore when? I feel like 2min songs about throwing leftists out of helicopters would work aesthetically.

grindcore is for lefties just as much black metal is for nazis.

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>right wing grind

I can't see it desu

Yeah that's why it's great. Lefties go to local grid show and hear about fantasies of their death.

our boys from Grinded Nig are the ultimate nu-male repellent

What is genuine trap metal?

fuck off fag

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Literally 90% of what I listen to is not metal, but indie trash and shit hop is definitely not a part of it

>there's an alternative timeline where Darkthrone don't sell out and break up after releasing two more albums like pic related

the locust were fun tho

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good thing we're not that timeline then

Nu male detected

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really makes you think

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>Sodom

Hail and Kill is ironically and unironically the manliest song of all time lads.
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>Dont let the generic cover art deter you
I was deterred by the generic crappy digital sound production

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True

I like metal

metal for this feel?