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>Bottas posts a cryptic picture
>Lauda says Rosberg replacement expected by the end of the year

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Daily reminder that Fangio was a carbabby

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Hamilton will wipe the floor with Bottas 2bh

Valtteri is not leaving

Bottas is worse than Rosberg

Post your Nico vs Lewis memes

nth for Bottas staying in Abu Dhabi for a year in the hopes that lewis' next team mate will quit

So let's assume that Bottas actually goes to Mercedes. Who gets his Williams seat? Considering they have a total carbabby rookie coming in with no real F1 experience in a new era of regulations, they really need a more experienced driver as well.

Who could it be though? There's no experienced drivers left really. I guess Nasr considering his previous Williams connections but I wouldn't really want him as a "leading" driver. Perez seems very locked down and is seemingly very happy at Force India. Maybe Button is feeling a bit like he shouldn't have retired..

Maybe they'll bring in based Gio the Nazi and run two rookies because Frank is a pure and absolute madlad with no hecks to give

>tfw the meme you made never came true

Thats the point, they don't want someone to compete with Lewis they just want someone good enough to be his rear gunner and get podiums

why doesnt mercedes just make 20 cars?

>you will live to see a buttass WDC

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they make millions of cars mate and sell them all around the world

BO77AS will give us the most autistic podiums imaginable

bottas is basically nico2.0
>handful of podiums with williams
>leaves williams for mercedes
>has to challenge a former champion right away

Oh man I remember this

>PSYCHOLOGICALADVANTAGE.jpg

The moment Hamilton lost the championship

Except it will backfire on Hamilton as he didn't realise that Bottas' Finnish autism prove to be impervious to Lewis' psychological warfare.

do you think he was bummed by that tiger? (or bummed it if it was female?)

Would you stop assuming its gender please?

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I really hope Sebastian Vettel gets the Mercedes drive. Fernandez is too old, Bottas is boring, Pascal is too much of a fag and all the other choices are just memes desu

b-but I tried not to

What a fucker.

you want it to be AMX, my friend. Choco Senna vs Toothpaste Schumi

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When will Toto stop getting cucked?

>Want

AMX or Fernando obviously, but it's not going to happen.

are those real promotional pics?

cute.

>It's going to be one of these two tier
Bottas
Wehrlein

>Expect plenty of rumours tier
Alonso
Ricciardo

>Left field choice tier
Vettel
Di Resta

>Not gonna happen tier
Verstappen
Button
Hulkenberg
Ocon

eyup valtteri, av seen ya looking at mi piss flaps ya dirty bugger
fancy a shag? a won't tell ya mates.
wunt matter if a did,
av already gid alf on em a wank job
hehe

>tfw ignored it at first because I thought it was Finnish

>Wanting anyone other than Alonso to take that seat

Its like you don't want F1 to be as good as 05-2012 again

2girls0cup

Vettel vs HAM would be amazing

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not bad, lighter latvia

I chuckled

kek, me too

>lack of faith in RosGOD

yes, only because Vettel would suicide after being cucked by Bully, then Gimi, then Looooowis

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Bar the fact that everyone bar Toto, JB and HULK are under 5'11, is there any sport with some many handsome and based athletes as f1?

I'll go with Vettel, he's a big a cry baby as Hamilton when losing and it would show how much of a carbaby he is by trying to jump to a better team.

Schumacher almost ditched Ferrari for McLaren before 2000. Let's face it, everyone's a carbabby to certain extent.

Alonso and Hamilton are anything but. See post 2010 Hamilton at Macca and Nando's entire time at Ferrari. He dragged really inferior cars to within points of a WDC.

the majority of them are uggo af.

Who's the tallest F1 driver of all time?

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have we ever had a driver lineup announced at the same time with the car reveal for such a big team?

I am taller than every F1 driver by half a cm. Nice.

Hans Joachim Stuck probably

You can't be serious I am not even a fag but I can accept the following things as absolute truths.

>The following drivers could absolutely steal my girl:
Alonso
JB
BROmain
Hulk
Rosberk
Sainz

>I will never be as good looking as
Fernando
Jenson
Roberg

Also
>5'5
>The Favela of Brasil

Yes he is
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Who here is gonna be disappointed that he's gonna get the drive?

Post your face. Let /f1/ judge.

this

Everyone who wants formula 1 to be great again

>Posting your chops on Sup Forums

What do I look like, a 14 year old girl or some insecure chubby r9k poster? This is /f1/, we are tasteful ladm8s around here

Woah. Everyone we've got a celebrity in our midst

me because it could have been someone much better

Mean Aussie is mean

>This is /f1/, we are tasteful ladm8s around here
not really

tell tasteful posting to german weaboo

Alonslow at "44"%
>wew lad

>not wanting the nigger to be exposed by a 19 yo carbaby
Srsly?

Germans aren't ladm8s though. They are stroppy, cap throwing betas who can't win on merit, and bolt the first time they get what they want.

See Carbabby Vettlel, Stropsberg.

I like Bossberg though, seems like genuinely nice guy

Off the track he seems like a bro, a family man, and a more put together individual than probably any of us plebs posting about him in the f1 off season are.

But as a racer, he is just almost as big a shit as Multi 21 Seb. Such a little stroppy twat.

LEL

But they both still moaned about their cars and wanted to move elsewhere.

Leave 2017 Hamilton to me...

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Based

>italian media reporting Vettel trying to run from Ferrari based on contract inadempiences and to replace retiring Basedberg

Italians on suicide watch (me included)

I sincerely hope it's just a clickbait

zombie kimi

Lauda and Toto are reportedly chasing him as their top priority, but expecting there to be no chance to actually get him.

>Watching Hamiton bend Vettlel over in the same car

Please I can only get so erect. The only person capable of being more of a whingy little fuck when losing than Hamilton is Vettlel

this is me

He can't be that stupid, can he? Why would you leave Ferrari to drive for a team that's gonna pull out in a few years anyway?

because a couple of years of title shots is better than a decade of finishing third

I will ignore thy dubs and picture myself the dream of Sebbie smashing Lew's back and laughing about it every weekend

Imagine Hamilton's butthurtness when a blonde smirking kraut destroys him again

but muh German driver in a German car

Ferrari will be thankful next year when they occasionally get third placed podiums.

Might be Vettel's last good drive, who knows what is gonna happen.

yeah sure but he already has as many titles as all Brits in the last 20 years or so combined. Plus if he sticks around long enough Ferrari will finally build a good car by sheer luck.

>vetlel and #stillrising in the same team
yes please.
non-stop drama.

Is anyone here old enough to actually remember the Schumi vs Hill years? I imagine that would have been an amazing time to be a fan.

So many collisions that both AMX & Tricky are in the title fight hnnnnngggghhhh

member Schumacha?

do we need to go thiccer?

>posting screencaps from worst South Park episodes ever

What is /f1/'s opinion?

Post erection inducing F1 cars and liveries

Fucking Chelsea sponsoring Sauber and ruining this based livery.

hitler did nothing wrong

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>not titled WELL DONE BAKU

pretty shit desu

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>they did their best
gay as fuck, nearly as bad as
>it was fair

>Nico left me, nico's left me

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I unironically don't like this desu

Really don't like mostly grey liveries like that. Only mostly grey livery I like off the top of my head is those early-mid 2000's McLarens.

Makes sense obviously, small drivers are lighter

I did some electric car racing in my youth and the girl who got the most time driving was tiny, probably a foot shorter than anybody else our age. So she got the quickest lap times just from being so small and light.

Anyway, 1.78m / 5'10" here, so probably the sweet spot for an F1 driver

imagine how many tries it took to get all four pirelli logos to be perfectly straight

Did like the Lotus/Caterham/Proton green thing, car was garbage but nice change to have green again after the messed up Jaguar racing green