Dubs for minor event, trips for major event, quads for god level event

Dubs for minor event, trips for major event, quads for god level event.

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You have to say what you're rolling for dumbass.

boats with settlers begin to colonize the land

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Little Pepes plop out of the ground

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a wild faggot appears

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roll mein nigga

Wasted dubs

colonize the fucking land

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JUST FUCKING COLONIZE

A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION TURNS THE PLACE TO A BLACKENED CRATER

REROLL

Roll that shit

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REROLL THAT SHIT

The bot army rises from the river

rollin

DO IT

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I'll let you decide, I dont care I just want something to happen

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DO IT FAGGOT

THAT'S NOT HOW THIS SHIT WORKS

roollin

DO IT
DO IT NOW

The earth opens up and naked ladies come out. or if minor.. add a flower

roboarmy seems lit

FUCKING DO IT ALREADY

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tree falls over

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oh shit gimme that flower faggot

FUCK MY ASS

lets get some settlers

just do it

Rollz

YES DO IT NOW

it has to be a small explosion

ok then do that

fine. "cultural enrichment" i guess

OP realise that he is gay and leave thread.

lots of explosions happening now

Rolling

British Empire sets up small colony left of river

yes

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roll for that

i wan't settlers on the river

niggers

This is gonna happen

trips for jews

GIMMIE DEM SWEET TRIPS
if dubs start a fire on any notable structure

Flowers bloom throughout the land.
A small explosion occurs, creating a small crater

opposing nigger tribe appears from the trees right of the river

the river forms into the shape of a Pepe face

A penis falls from the trees

ooga booga

roll for "young pajeet clogs river with shit"

There's a pepsi floating in the river. Anywhere will do.

Wee little rainbow fish swim about in the stream peacefully

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a new kfc is airdropped on the side of the river opposite the nigger tribe. Many die attempting to cross the river, but those who do rush toward the kfc

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Mass gay anal rapes occure amongst the niggers.

all of the water dries up and turns into grass

trees grow dicks, dick fish swim in the river, trees have dick trunks and dick leaves, also dick people colonise and make dick houses

what the fuck is this game

A large die appears in the river, floating in place

reroll

i like this
rolling for it

A mangrove grows from the center of the river

Suddenly, zombies.

Rain starts to fall

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The British Empire sets up a small colony on the northern bank
Hearing the commotion, several natives from a nearby tribe come to investigate.

The niggers kill each other

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British navy is sent in to support infantrymen

>initiate the second impact, niggaa

the niggers BLACKED the brits

Im always fucking one off

OP is sucking a dick behind a tree

Enslave natives

The niggers rape the settlers

War breaks out and a third army enters the area, waiting for a winner to attack.

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brendan frasier stars in a movie about George of the Jungle exiling the nigs

BTFO HOW WILL OP RECOVER?

BOMB DROPS ON A SETTLER/NIGGER DUO

Mass rape requires trips

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