/147/ UK Championship Final - Thread 1.5

Selby 1 - 2 O'Sullivan

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first for qt

fuck off you filthy casuals

where have you been all week?

>last thread actually reached bump limit

He suck you off lad?

GUWONRONNEH

first for virgoposting

can you just shut the fuck up for one second dickhead

>You get a semi
Excuse me Ronnie?

At proper work mate. Not zero hours a week at Poundstretcher or whatever you do.

>Hendry vs O'Sullivan debate

can't believe this actually a thing.

>it's a ronnie alludes to his crippling depression caused by his upbringing by a criminal father during a lighthearted BBC interview episode

>she will never peg you

Why live?

top lad

sick

Dunno m8

>bragging about being a wageslave

nothing wrong with Poundstretcher anyways. You need to grow up if that's your attitude.

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>tfw you'll never have a break higher than 1

wew

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>only the sixth player to win both the world championship and the UK in the same year

Why do they keep bringing this up. It's not even the same season anyway.

>Froome not even on the SPOTY shortlist

Ease up RONNEH

>tfw your highest break is 4 from when your mate missed

No arms?

absolutely embarrassing to be a trip and only turn up for /147/ finals

Don't like this tbqh

KEK.
The American talking about pool got me haha

Oi lad

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>Selby v Williams
someone post the Mark Williams toilet image

Get in are Bing got an easy draw

absolutely embarrassing to be a trip

W E N B O
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Is this Selby's qt waifu?

no, Selby's wife is like 70 years old

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>change of commentary at the mid-session

Get in

Nah, she is pretty nice like

>tfw I'm not comfy

Can't get warm and worrying about wagecucking tomorrow

wut? I saw her one time. She's hotaf

>last thread actually reached bump limit
It's snooker season again, bruh.

s u g a r m u m m y

Mompov episode when?

I wonder how wide her pockets are.

She is pretty fit for an old lady desu

Mark Webber though

I think he's just a big fan of Gilmore Girls.

>when the hypnotist dies half way through the act

Ronnie plz

just how old is selbys wife

She probably just accepts he goes out and shags 9/10s every weekend. Was probably the best looking driver on the grid before he retired.

Fucking Hell Ronnie

Can't blame the molestah, I'd hit dat hottie too.

Fucking Hugh Jackman though

>inb4 Pierce Brosnan and Wolverine

>not realizing that these are just beards to protect their homosexuality

What tips do all you fags use? Anyone tried the pro elk? O'Sullivan uses it as far as I know?

Did they lose a bet or something?

your qt is being groped by the old man next to her

>BBC studio play down selby's torturing playstyle during the break
>first frame back he proceeds to torture the shit out of ronnie

>that isn't his mum

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??

I know lots of dudes who have no issues dating down a few levels. If you're not a virgin anymore and your dick has a little mileage on it, you get tired of plunking dumb sluts.

damn I would if it was socially acceptable

His life everyday youtube.com/watch?v=OV90z2DRxf4

Thats Damien Hirst you pleb

>old man

It's Damien Hirst you casual.

sorry fellas

>tfw no mail order qt bride

how the fuck does someone not know who Damien Hirst is?

Absolute fucking pleb

More like Damien Worst amirite

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I hope when Lelby loses he's asked about Lester's shitty league form

he's not going to lose lad.

JUST: The Frame

>the absolute state of Hugh Jackman

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You're in the snooker hall and this man tells you QUIET PLEASE THANK YOU.

What do?

What you want as an actor is an actress wife so they keep themselves looking respectable even after having kids.

Put my cap on and call my mate.

call him a mug and whip my phone out

Mumble GWAN RONNIE quietly to myself.

Hugh Jackman is really gay. The wife is a beard who lets him fuck other men.

>What you want as an actor is an actress wife
So you basically never spend time together, because both of you are busy making movies?

>have to watch them passionately kissing dozens of other people

??

Keeps it passionate.

>this fucking frame

You'd be ejected on the spot. Not so tough now eh.

>Ronnie almost faceplanting the edge of the table

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WHERE'S THE CUE BALL GOIN

White pot, literally first time seeing that lads.
Is it all over?

>liverploop

wew liverpool

>this does not fooking slip

>it literally slipped

What happened? I'm listening to music.

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Liverpool were 3-1 up and lost 4-3.

Lelerpool did what they do best

Fucking hell.