This is, without doubt, the worst pirates of the Caribbean thread I've ever seen.
Why do I identify with Norrington so much?
This is, without doubt, the worst pirates of the Caribbean thread I've ever seen.
Why do I identify with Norrington so much?
>Why do I identify with Norrington so much?
Because you have experience of getting cucked.
Just realised that's Steve off of coupling
Dead Man's Chest is the best in the series.
Prove me wrong.
cant wait for the next one, any trailer soon?
No need, you're absolutely right. That 3-way sword-fight on the island is pure kino.
Norrington was the real hero.
I like that fight. I want to ejaculate inside of Keira Knightley.
Nah, Black Pearl is the best. It's a comfy standalone adventure flick. Dead Mans Chest and Worlds End are still good, they sontnhave the same vibe and feel as Black Pearl. Not to mention Dead Mans Chest is missing based Barbossa.
>Black Pear >Dead Mans Chest > World's End > Stranger Tides
>APPARENTLY!
Childhood is when you idolise Jack Sparrow.
Adulthood is when you realise Norrington makes more sense.
is it kuh-ribbian or kara-bian
There movies have aged like milk.
There's zero charm in even watching the first one anymore.
he did nothing wrong, got screwed by degenerates
well he is the hard working dude who gets shit on by an effeminate chad who has nothing but luck and the ladies on his side
this is literally Sup Forums's nightmare
>Norrington
>not Beckett
Is Jack sparrow kino character?
No, Barbossa and Jones are.
didn't he become a pirate too? his worst nightmare made real
Governor Swann, I'm East India Company.
(you)
I got him the pirata guy
i'm getting cold shivers
I wish I was joking actually. Loved these movies, even bought them on DVD.
They're really not as great as I remember.
I watched the first one on Blu-ray the other day with my partner, keked audibly throughout
I remember watching the third one as a kid an absolutely hating it
so much so that I forgot about the franchise
but after recently re watching all three movies I gotta say that it was pretty good
back then I think I hated how everybody was constantly betraying each other but that had been a thing since the very first movie so you can´t really fault the third one for that. Plus it was actually entertaining to see how all the different plans crossed and backfired.
my only real problem with the third one nowadays is that the east indian company guy doesn´t get to do much and that his death scenes makes no sense
I bought the bunch on BD and they have GOAT rewatchability
The first one is fucking hilarious the first scene when he comes in a drowning ship gets me every time
not true at all
I rewatched the first three two weeks ago.
they still hold up and are fun.
sure there are some plot holes but nothing one can´t forgive
They're literally fine. Your sense of humour has changed, it's nothing to do with how they've "aged".
It serves the character well. The shot starts off with him looking like a badass, then you see he's riding in a sinking tiny ship and think he is a clown, then he manages to smooth sail the thing right into the dock and you don't know what to make of the character.
>have good memories of 3
>it's fucking terrible on rewatch
"It's just..."
What was it that you didnt like senpai?
"it's JUST..."
FUCK
3 was good, but it had too much weird stuff that didn't make any sense.
What was the point of releasing Calypso?
MY
You're a big Kraken.
SHIP
>What was the point of releasing Calypso?
It... gave them the confidence to win?
I agree. It's just long as fuck, all over the place, and each character plays up to their strengths. A lot of people bitch that it's wacky and over-the-top but i like to disagree.
>Not Im EIA
you blew it
For----------------^
Barbossa made a pact to release her, in return she was meant to fuck davey jones and the EIC up, Will also tried to get her on their side by ratting out based davey. In the end she threw a bitchft and didn't help anyone, but sure made them a cool battlefield
True, I love it too but the first one is still overall the better movie.
Fuel for my giantess fetish.
She could have been better looking, though...
>they killed off the Kraken pre-film so we didn't get to see the Kraken rekting shit in the maelstrom
Its kuh-ribbian for yanks and kara-bian for brits
Best Piratefu, prove me wrong
>Sup Forums
>hard working
feels pretty bad mane
It's the latter then.
This is how I feel about all three of the first films, desu.
Even first one had a horrible pacing when I rewatched it.
but user everybody on here is working hard on their first genius screenplay
1 > 2 > 4 > 3
Any other opinion is wrong.
that's a cute fox
I don't care what other think, I love all of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, I don't even know why, I just love them. They are incredibly comfy.
The only correct order
patrician taste
I know right, same goes for Indiana Jones.
maybe you're right but all the movies after the first are shit anyway
faggot
Except for the the kingdom of the crystal skull. Fuck that movie.
>t. lonely basement virgin
That what of the what?
Because he's one of the few rational human beings in the series and puts up with none of Jack Sparrow's bullshit
But you have seen it
Indiana Jones and the Attack of The Giant Ants
...
Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps
Sorry but I'm afraid I have never heard of that
What I hated about the sequels (only saw 2 and 3) was that they let every evil character from the original film return as vindicated bad guys. It was Disney's first franchise, and boy did the merchandise play a big part in steering the ship from the getgo.