I fucking hate myself

I fucking hate myself.

>be me
>meet up with cute girl I met online
>think I'm finally gonna lose virginity
>go back to her house and start fore playing
>she lets me feel up her ass, shows me her tits, plays with my dick, etc.
>get rock hard
>she lets me take off her pants, first time seeing pussy irl
>think about eating her out, but cross off that possibility as soon as I get a smell
>start fingering her
>it's fucking disgusting
>finally stop pussyfooting around and decide to fuck her
>getting condom on takes like 2 minutes, go completely soft in that time
>start trying to go inside her, goes about as well as you'd expect with a soft cock
>she notices pretty quickly
>tell her she can get me hard again if she uses her mouth
>she agrees
>take off condom
>she starts licking and sucking
>every move she makes just gives me butterflies, not getting hard at all
>she gives up and lays back down, I get back in position
>eventually manage to get hard again, even after putting condom back on
>go inside her, things going pretty well for now
>boner lasts for all of 15 seconds
>make her think I'm doing something for maybe a minute
>she thinks I slipped out
>can't even finish
>we give up
>all I want to do is go to the bathroom

Fucking end my shitty fucking life.
Anyone else have failed sex stories? Make me feel like less of a piece of shit.

Pic unrelated, if that wasn't obvious

At least you got some fuk

Not your fault.
Next time stick your finger under her nose and tell her to take a shower
>join her

You are clearly a homosexual.

Don't know how to green text but here OP.

Invite female over, I was like 16 at the time and had a seperate room from the house. Bed, desk and battlestation. Shit was cash.

Didn't let her know I was a virgin and she was a seasoned slut at that age.

Now she was a solid 5/10. I just wanted to do it and had seen that much porn by then that I had high expectations.

We were kissing and things were going pretty good. Ask her to suck my dick and she says she doesn't know how.

Instant chad moment and said to her that there is only one way to learn.

After all of 3 minutes of having my dick bitten and literally sucked inside a vacuum I lost all mobility and feeling.

Proceed to take of her pants to get her naked and was caught off guard by a hairy box and a stank ass smell.

Is this what is really like I ask myself?
Regrets.mp3, is there porn like this?

Fuck it, figured I would be dominate and go on top. Got no fucking clue where it goes because I can't identify between the forest and the wildlife.

Literally either pushing into her clit or in her asshole. Going soft and still in pain from the booby-trapped blowjob I had received.

Ask her to go on top. Lasted all of 15 seconds.

Got dressed asked her to leave. But thought I had to walk her the kilometre to the train station. Made up phone call from work 100 metres away from house and never spoke to her again.

Felt betrayed by porn and was dirty with myself until I met my high school sweetheart.

Hope you feel better OP.

How does one go soft with a naked girl sucking one off? Failure of a man..

Its happens to all at one point. Stop focusing on keeping your dick hard and start focusing on her, feeling , touching her tits, while nibbling on hee ear or some shit and let your cock do its job

OP here

Got her to cum by letting her grind on my foreplay erection

Success??

the most beta part was where you admitted you can't greentext you summerfag

...

Just a lurker from 05'
I am 26 now.

But just dealwithitfgt.

Doubt you got a story that doesn't include your uncle and his best mate Michael Jackson.

first time I ever fucked a fatty......

I was 22
friend hooks me up with his cousin
she had nice fat tits, a beautiful face, and nice ass, but she was fat
she also had a drinking problem
I just wanted to fuck her tits, they were so awesome I forgot she was fat
get her in my room
played around for a bit, tits out, dick out
decide to go down on her
fucking hell... something crawled up in there and died
tried to keep it up
couldn't
she gets on top of me, I'm trying to fuck her but she's fat and had me pinned down
couldn't focus because her stinky, wiping problem, pussy scent was all over my face
we end up spooning

What the fuck is wrong with your women? Where are you from?

I never had a dirty stinking vagina. I fucked "that strange ugly girl" in my teenage years and even she was clean.

Also protip: dont get down under on girls you dont know much. You could end up having a bunch of dicks in your mouth.

nothing wrong over here. live in Chicago, fuck mostly Polish chicks, a Mexican or Italian here and there. all delicious.... but that fatty had a disgusting vagina. never encountered any pussy like that again... it was a disgusting smell. I wish I could describe it.

My story is from Aus.
I just wasn't the man I am now, back then I was just naive and really had no idea what I was getting into.

Guess you got lucky user. Some women just don't have any real hygiene.

I had a mate who went down on someone who still had her tampon inside her from her previous cycle. He said it was as if something had died, we still give him shit to this day. She was a solid 9/10 but probably realistically a 2.

thats exactly like the first time i had sex with my ex, makes them think theres something wrong with them, it was normal the second time and 3rd its just from being uncomfortable i think

alright fuckwits listen up. this is how you do it.

> be me, 16, high school. not very outspoken. comfortable talking to girls. been on dates. never had a for real girlfriend.
> meet girl in school, share 4/6 classes for most of the year. super cute. unashamed and bold. down to earth. writes a lot. funny.
> she's dating older pretty-boy from college. has car. has job. does cockups daily. etc
> become friends with her. start talking more and more. eventually talking on the phone many times a week, sometimes until morning.
> get to know her backstory, her childhood, her secrets, dreams, life, god, death, family, trauma, jokes... everything and nothing. this goes on for months.
> time passes. strong bond forms
> break it to her: feelings.mov. not just boner madness. actual human connection ffs.
> level-9 friendzoned. classic she loves-me-but-not-like-that. doesn't want to risk what we have. etc.
> convinced she feels something but doesn't want to admit it b/c she's with college boy 3000 and isn't a fickle cheater or w/e
> keep talking to her, tho less often and for less long
> time passes. do wild things I didn't think I'd do. sneak out at night to walk up the hill to see her even in snow. snuck the keys to my dad's car once. try not to unload on her about feelings, just enjoy it for what it is.
> get impression she likes me more than she lets on
> fast-forward, she breaks up with dr cockulous. we get together.
> 2 years being crazy about her and it worked. I actually broke out of the friendzone. king of the neckbeards.
> summer after sr year. be me. 18. best friend / girl of my dreams, crazy in love both ways.
> mom lets us share the guest bed. says she trusts us. sorry ma
> go all the way that night. lost my virginity with some of the best sex I've ever had. 8 hours straight (0 exaggeration). have never gone that long since.

years later, it still kinda fucks me up a little that it didn't last. haven't connected with anyone quite like that since.

pic related.

Yeah I fucked some whore once without a condom with like half a boner. I went soft and made hersuck me off but I wasn't really feeling her so I couldn't really get hard but I still busted my nut all on her pussy. It happens man. Also stop jerking off.

Heartfelt my dude. I feel you. Currently in love with my best friend but shes a mess. Stripper,has a three year old,fucks alot of people. We used to fuck before i loved her. Pretty weird situation tbh. I'm not stupid enough to be with her though.

Checked

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Meh, almost the exact same thing happened to me the first time I tried to have sex. Not a big deal. It's just a little performance anxiety. Happens to most guys at some point.

Next time, don't jerk off and have maybe 1-2 drinks beforehand to get you relaxed. Stop thinking and worrying about it so much and you'll be fine.

If you do end up with serious sexual performance anxiety, as I have from time to time, go to Viagra or Cialis. Seriously, those guys didn't win the Nobel Prize for nothing. Miracle drugs for anyone who has performance issues.

Not him but how long will my dick be hard for with viagra ?

I would probably cum in like 10 seconds. I fap once in like 6 months and accepted my fate as a wizard. I get turned off trying to fap realizing no woman will ever actually find me attractive but if it were to happen all it would take is a slight touch.

Don't be so hard in yourself man. Worst case scenario find a decent hooker.

Took a Viagra at 28 when I hooked up with the hot cheerleader from HS. Fucked her for 3 hrs couldn't come, woke up hard and finished the job. It was SO CASH.

No really, it works

dude its always awk the first time. try not to fuck just to fuck so you can say you fucked. do it when you're ready and shit will be cash

Fucking dubs thread. I might try it once see how long I can fuck my gf for. I wont jack off for like 3 months see how it goes.

>"lurker from '05"
>never noticed what every line of greentext has

ITT: LIES

I would kill myself if a hooker rejected me and I can't stand the thought of her finding me disgusting and doing it because she is desperate for the money. I have started to see myself as an ogre subhuman.

Are you a fat piece of shit ? If so lose weight and start exercising it does wonders

No I was quite skinny before. I tried working out and gaining weight but still look athletic at best.

You can't fix an ugly face by lifting weights.

Just stop being a pussy and go fuck some bitches