Everton - Manchester United ® match thread

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My body is ready
>slipperpoo
Dac rn

>skysports still pushing the poogba meme like he is a good player
lmao

Everton

What happened to Ellie lads? Not been here in ages

She's with me right now mate, we met at the West Ham cup game

Is this the real thread?

I guess it'll have to do since there's no Ellie (paki)

*dabs respectfully*

*kicks waterbottle*

reminder that mou was right all along

come on everton

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Good morning lads. Here's hoping Man U can get something out of this game.

Totally would

Is Ellie (paki) really a paki?

Lets not concede early again lads

Yeah but what about the girl?

Im not sure who wouldnt, shes not bad either

>suffering since sir alex left

1-1, you saw it here first

>no Blind
Yes

what a shit thread. where is the iraqi faggot?

>muh Chapocoense 70
>justice for the 70 dead hues

would give her the good ol' lickaroo

Iraqi

Have you all revved up yours dabs?

No it's a way she tried to deflect attention from her every thread

It's going to be 0-0 or 1-1

No, thank you.

Would rather have him over Darmian desu, at least Blind can offer something in attack

>minute of silence so no woman can pilot an airplane again
good cause

>she
>her

based 1 entire minute holy shit

based mou ;_;

thanks manure

can somebody put brendon "mourinho" fraser picture.
Just in case.

What is he thinking about?

>No it's a way she tried to deflect attention
that lying fucking paki

Both. At the same time.

>only 3 european cups

Nice trip, Eleanor

What's wrong with it, fellow client?

Manchester players must be swinging for the same deal

planning his next dab

FOR MONTHS THIS STUPID PIECE OF SHIT MEME HAS BEEN POSTED 24/7, ONLY THIS BOARD CAN BE THIS AUTISTIC. I HOPE THE FUCKING MODS PERMABAN ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS, GO MAKE YOUR OWN STUPID BOARD AND CALL IT 'LE EPIC 100 MILLION DABS CHAN'. IT'S PROBABLY THE MOST RETARDED THING IVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET, I ACTUALLY FEEL SAD FOR YOU PEOPLE THAT ARE SO AUTISTIC THAT YOU POST THIS THINKING THAT YOU'RE FUNNY, 'LOLOLOLO LOOOK AT ME IM LE DABBING FERNANDINHO XDDDD SO EPIC EPIC FOR THE WIN EPIC MAYMAY' Sup Forums IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE IM SICK OF YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS POSTING THIS STUPID ASS MEME 24/7 FUCK OFF U FUCKING FAGGOTS STOP POSTING THAT STUPID DAB SHIT AND THE OTHER DABBING WHO, 3 MONTHS, 3 FUCKING MONTHS POSTING THE SAME SHIT, NOT EVERY WEEK BUT EVERY HOUR, EVERY HOUR THERE'S A DAB THREAD, ON EVERY THREAD OF Sup Forums, U FUCKING AUTISTS, IVE NEVER SUCH SUCH HIGH LEVELS OF AUTISM, THIS BOARD IS MORE AUTISTIC THAN ALL THE OTHER BOARDS COMBINED, THE PREMIER LEAGUE SUCKS DICK AND SO DOES YOUR WORTHLESS LITTLE BOARD, I BET YOUR DICKLETS START TINGLING WHEN YOU POST SOMETHING ABOUT POGBA, ISN'T THAT RIGHT FAGGOTS? I BET THAT YOU GET SOME SEXUAL STIMULATION FROM UPLOADING A PICTURE OF DAB TO YOUR BOARD HUH? I BET THAT YOU MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF GETTING FUCKED BY THE EBIN SHINY KLEBERSON OF THE DARK DAB RISES. IT'S PROBABLY TRUE, YOU'RE ALL FAGGOTS AND WANT POGBA'S DICK. OH LOOK ITS TIME TO REPOST UR STUPID DAB THREAD, GO AHEAD AND CLICK THE BUTTON WITH YOUR GREASY NECKBEARD FINGERS. I BET YOU WEAR FEDORAS AND TRENCHCOATS TOO. STUPID ASS FAGGOTS, THIS FORCED MEME IS NOTHING MORE THAN SHIT, TRYHARD FEDORA NECKBEARDS ATTEMPT AT BEING ORIGINAL. YOUR "OC" IS PATHETIC, JUST SOME SHITTY PAINT EDITS OF THE SAME PIC OVER AND OVER. WHAT A BUNCH OF TALENTLESS FAGGOTS, GO CHEW ON YOUR MOUNTAIN DEW AND YOUR DORITOS. IM DONE ARGUING WITH YOU FAGGOTS, GO CHECK YOUR STUPID DUBS AND POST >TFW NO GF FOR THE 50TH TIME WHILE YOU MANCHILDREN KEEP REPOSTING THIS UNFUNNY CRAP EVERY SINGLE HOUR

Second time >we've given a minutes silence for Chap. Did the same in the cup game v West Ham.

>KEEP THAT FLAG FLYING HIGH

yea and the planes too pls

how many goals will Zlatan score today boys?

>mikitaryan starts

we will win lads

>no Juan on the pitch
what's the mata José?

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>feed the Scousers, let them know it's Christmas time
kek

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>instructing the side to sit-off again

Fuck off Jose.

Let them press.

trying too hard lad

COME ON UNITED SCORE A GOAL

kek

>ManU DNA #Pogback la
>he just needs to gel with the team give him more time
>stats don't matter because he influences the game so much la
>intimidating physical presence
>already better than Zidane la
>Hull didn't play fair they defended too much
>just watch him crush City la
>silky smooth dribbling
>number 6 ofcourse he doesn't assist or score la
>shirt sales basically paid the transfer fee by now
>if he flops United can afford it la
>*dabs*

did poogba being shit kill dabbing in europe?

It's crazy to see that Carrick is back on form. He wasn't this good under Van Gaal

Everyone just moved onto the latest fad.

he's right though, it's the sort of meme or viral shit 15 year old paki schoolchildren do, it's not fun or interesting or remotely subversive like memes should be, it's just boring facebook tripe oozing onto Sup Forums

Has to be one of the best Fergie purchases ever, don't think we'll ever find a replacement.

>Zlattrick incoming

You mentioned his name so i can post this

Just wait, dabbing will come back

>sitting off again

FUCK OFF MOU

It hasn't worked once this season.

come on everton

United already getting dominated and playing on the back foot.

Mou out.

Nice webm. I'll give you this one

>it's the sort of meme or viral shit 15 year old paki schoolchildren do
Like dabbing

>man utd vs everton
>whoever wins this becomes sixth

*dabs*

>mouyes

stop shooting you dumb nigger

But it serves my autism so well. Sometimes I just love to see a bad meme repeated over and over again so superficial faggots like you get annoyed.

I need crying Jose "fuck my shit up" Mourinho image.

>Pooshit

I'd like to call Pogba confident but he's just retarded.

What? THAT'S WHAT MY FUCKING POST WAS REFERENCING YOU DUMB FUCKING GOOK

>hey paul where we goin in the table?

100m shot

>PogDab
>Pogbad
>DrogDab
>Pogslag
>Pogbanana

>pogshit with his memeshots again

>memeal

Never forget™
Forcachape®

*dabs externally*

>martial arts

Wogba

>tight, he was just offside
He was like a whole step offside

>Memphis "I can't belive" Them pay

kek

*carves internally*

>100 million for the melanin-rich Gareth Barry

>literally a meter offside
>"it was tight"

What did he mean by this?

Is Rppney ded?

I don't understand why memepiss is still at United. Why haven't they sold the useless sack of shit?

*nonces secretly*

suspended for 1 game for picking up 5 yellows

>this NBC color commentator

He's going to Everton or Fenebache in January

Cant wait for /trans/

>all this Pogba greentext

The shot might have been wide of the goal but it was still great technique.