Pick a super power, first reply to it is the conditions in which you can use your new power.
I'll go first
understanding all known human languages.
Pick a super power, first reply to it is the conditions in which you can use your new power.
I'll go first
understanding all known human languages.
sucking dick everyday
being asexual
whenever you blink
that was OPs condition
what homofaggot thinks that would be a superpower
you get molested by your uncle
but everybody fucks you in the ass constantly
absoloute omnipotence
must reach 300kg before you can split
the ability to teleport once per day (Universally) but requires something to charge it per tp
but you are bound to a wheelchair
>ikr
but can't make a weight that you can't lift
there are no chargers
infinite homosexuality
you aren't following the rules... can't make up your own condition...even if in part
being asexual
but no one likes you
The ability to read minds and control people
Be normal
you are charged for child abuse
but you and they only get every third word.
did you just assume my powers requirement ?
but no one likes you
But then you're a filthy normie. Get the fuck out.
only when no one is looking
16 is legal here
whenever you sleep, the rest of the day you're OP
Ability to pause time for everything but you
wish for whatever i want, unlimited wishes.
copping a load from a horse in the ass
wishes come true upon your death
The air also pauses and you can't breathe while time is paused.
How?
Only when you are sleeping
as long as you trip on acid
but everytime you do it a horse cums in your ass
power to turn women into jockstraps
Only while telemarketing.
Unlimited shape shifting ability
as long as he isn't breathing
you can only wish for more wishes
youre gay
your fathers finger needs to be in your asshole for the power to work
can only shapeshift when orgasming
Even if you can breathe for a second you wpuld be blind, and what happens with all the momentum you have form earth's spin, and the pressure change?
Tired of all that " time stopping" bs.
...
the thousand year door must be the best game of 2000-2010
Able to create 13 tapes before an hero.
the power to turn anything into solid gold
someone screencap dis
But now that gold is so plentiful, it is effectively worthless.
Molten gold
But you die
you can't count
but the gold is in reality dirt
Immortality
can turn myself into a diaper
only when you're sleeping
but Sup Forums shuts down. permanently.
Only when the full moon has appeared and you have drop kicked a baby as sacrifice
Ask for help
The ability too make any women do what I want
The united states of America
help
you are forced to socialize
Only while telemarketing.
but the closest men will also do what you command the women to do
only when they are tied up in your rape dungeon
Able to cure Sup Forums's cancer without being cancer
I can sleep as long as I fucking want
but you are a newfag
Can make anyone orgasm just by winking at them.
Only when you sleep
but then you lose internet forever
but only during daylight hours
that thinks Sup Forums is the deep web
but you have no eyelids!!
but you are in a tanning salon
but you will never cum again
I'm faster than the Flash
solving the paradox causes universal system shock, the plus 4 dimensions collapse into a singularity. all life, time, space become static...
But youre a faggot
I faster than
And a bigger fag
But the laws of physics still apply to you and if you go too fast you burn up and die.
speed surpasses both weak and strong nuclear force, upon you first 'real' run you manage to separate your and the surrounding materials atomic structure. the chain reaction. the citizens of Trappist-B1, a planet within a system 40 lightyears away a nearby star has gone nova
but you're on the sun
I'm the sun
I can fart Zirkon B.
Something I've always wanted, even fantasized and dreampt about, is telekinesis. But telekinesis to such a degree that you can "see" and "feel" atomic structure around you.
but you are a newfag
as long as you eat hair
You just want to grope people, don't you?
but you are an oldfag
Everyone's excretions effect you the same way that pure capsaicin would
Can only shapeshift into that you understand completely. Molecular structure, ect.
That, in it self, is the ultimate curse. See everyone you've loved die. Everyone that you might love die. Everything you've loved die. No wonder God left us.
but, fuck people. I could carry out a meaningless existence of just existing. If I ever got truly bored I'd just do a GTA rampage for eternity.
That raises the question. Would an immortal be able to survive the destruction of the universe?