Why are Americans so pathetic? One bridge $200,000,000 (200 MILLION) on a net for suicide prevention lmao

Why are Americans so pathetic? One bridge $200,000,000 (200 MILLION) on a net for suicide prevention lmao

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it is kinda silly
>jump off bridge
>land on net
>jump off net
>die anyway

I was literally thinking the same thing.

>jump off bridge
>land on net
>pull snub nose .38 out of pocket
>blast brains
Net is pointless

or just

>walk into gun store
>buy an assault weapon (easily available in america only)
>put it in your mouth
>shoot it

it will create a mess for the people who are gonna clean it up and it will lay waste on medical resources that could be used to save people's lives, so this net is literally to shoot yourself in the foot

they tried

May i just correct some of your points:
>walk into gun store
>buy an assault weapon (easily available in america only)
>kill some niggers doing a favour for everyone
>put it in your mouth
>shoot it

Could do a mean bounce off that net

200mill on a fucking net..... why don't they just build a cage around it so it's impossible to jump off.

There should not be patrols. Let the zeroes get eaten by the sharks.

It's a more convenient way for everyone involved than say jumping in front of a train.

>go into bridge store
>buy net
>jump in assault gun
>shoot net with bridge
>put nigger in mouth
>niggers tongue my anus
>something something Hillary Clinton
>profit

>walk into nigger store
>buy an assault nigger (easily available in America only )
>put in your mouth
>shoot it

lol that's pretty funny

I've never understood why retards jump off of bridges into water. It's not like you're hitting concrete or something hard, so you almost never die.

hitting water at high speeds is about like hitting concrete

1/10 made me reply

what is surface tension

Because in reality we don't give a fuk if you kill YOURSELF . The net is there so it looks like we are trying to prevent it YOU immigrant fuk

I do canonballs all the time and im fine, you faggots are stupid

Try it some day. Nice bait tho, 7/10

I love these kind of threads. It's like if the old Sup Forums was back.

Its just California.

Under rated amount of kek.

LOL... wonder why

From 20m or less maybe you are fine, but try that shit from 100m+ and we'll see if you still laughing.

Why don't they make CA less shitty by ending socialism

Wait, what.. cant you just, land on the net and roll over to the water anyways?

>walk without suicide intention
>see that stupid net
>dont want to live on that planet anymore
>suicide with handgun

>new kids on the block
>bunch of hits
>Chinese food

It's in California so everything costs 10 to 20 times the cost if done anywhere else.

Underrated like my chicken dinner, that's not acruelly a chicken dinner, it's actually a cartoon figure out in the microwave

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Then the real faggot shows up to the party.

Wat

>assault weapon
I fucking cringed nice bait

This guy gets it

Yes, the net is to prevent suicide, but we're actually collecting the jumpers for a deadliest game type event this summer.