Is there anyway to trick my girlfriend into anal sex?

Is there anyway to trick my girlfriend into anal sex?

I don't care how overrated it is, I want to fuck an ass but she doesn't want to because it "might" hurt

Also general painal

dont ask her.. just do it. she will love it. trust me. im a random guy from the internet

Start by just putting a finger in while youre eating her out, ideally right when she's cumming. They'll let you do anything then.

Once she's used to that idea, stick a finger or two in while fucking. Use lots of lube at first.

Soon, she'll be cool with ass fucking, then after that, she'll be asking for it.

Just have normal sex, then "accidentally" slip into the ass

Also you're gay for wanting to fuck an ass

You save that shit for a birthday or something. That's how you get your foot in the door, so to speak.

What film is your caption from ?

Just get her horny enough and she'd try anything

I actually tried this, the moment I go anywhere near her butthole she flips out

This. Warm her up with a finger or your thumb.

Don't do what some other retard said and just shove your dick into her fart box.

Booze, then. Lots of booze.

Clearly you aren't attractive enough to her. Get back in the gym, learn to flirt with random girls, do this in front of your gf so she sees how easy it for you to get anyone

Wow actually good advice on Sup Forums

Just search for Beretta James and james deen

Just hold her down then.

Play with her asshole during doggystyle, rub it lightly with your finger but don't stick it in.

Then when she's used to that, next time wet your finger with saliva and slowly put it in her ass. Then when she's used to that, get her horny and tell her how badly you want to fuck her ass. Use a lot of lube and go really slowly, it will be extremely tight the first time. After a few times it gets a bit looser and feels better.

If she says no then she probably just isn't into anal, bad luck dude.

Simple

Eat. That. Ass.

Once she's used to a good tongue punch in her fart box, she'll be more willing to try fingers, then dicks.

If you fuck your girlfriend, she'll enjoy because of her prostate

OP is your "girlfriend" 12?

Shes 27

Normally older women tend to be less open to new things

Nigger, if you surprise your girlfriend with anal, she will absolutely break up with you. If she doesn't have her asshole perfectly relaxed, it will hurt like hell for a dick to suddenly go in there

wrong. chicks in their 30s get dirty as fuck, too bad their bodies are usually ruined by that point

Anal rape is the way forward user all girls love to be raped now and again, the key is lube make sure you've got plenty of lube handy
>during the act of raping a female
> slap plenty of lube up her back door
> slip your best friend in slowly
> she'll pretend it's hurting by crying
> She'll also pretend she doesn't like it
> It's all an act every last one of them loves being raped
>every last one of them loves to be
filled with protein
>knowing they won't get pregnant turns them on
> after committing the anal rape leave her your number
> she'll be in touch within 2 or 3 days at most
> wanting her back doors smashed in by you
Trust me I'm an veteran of at least 487 anal rapes on females ranging from 16 to 76. Do prefer under 50 yr old ass to be honest but I'm just serving the local community

here's my experience

>be fucking gf from behind
>accidentally pull dick too far out before thrusting
>when i thrust into her it feels different
>"wrong hole" she tells me in a voice that doesn't sound pained
>keep pushing it into her asshole
>she doesn't say anything back, just rolls with it
>fuck her ass and now she's cool with it

just use lube. all i can say.

Sauce??

Don't forget to call the police after anal raping a woman though. You've got to explain to them what you've done, so that they don't mistake you for a creep and arrest you on a misunderstanding. Sometimes women can be irrational and report the rape right afterwards.

sauce?

Your basic desire for this is rooted in a derivation of pleasure in causing her pain. You're a fuckin douchenozzle.

Yong girl, around 18, are só easily to manipulate.

You can literaly do anything to them and they wont say no

You don't have to explain anything to the police, it's the police who teach all the young black African males how to treat a woman right. I told you I'm serving the community, in Angola we're expected to do that stuff from the age of 12. The only time you might get a complaint is if your dick isn't at least 8 inches when erect. Being an African male your classed as being deformed if you don't have a big fat dick to bust some ass wide open. It helps the girls to not suffer hemorrhoids. Little dicks don't help in that department

your gf probly had load of niggers pund her in the ass before you since she can take it just like that or you got a micro penis and fucking op go google you idiote there like guids on how to get a girl to do anal dont listen to what peeple say here ever ever ever

This. Booze and drugs. Lots of it...

No, I just want to stick my Dick inside a Butthole, however I have weird values from my upbringing that makes me see cheating as a bad thing or I would just fuck some other girl that was into anal

Also since I like my girlfriend so I dont want to break up with her, probably some wierd subconcious shit from my education

when youre fucking her doggy style, massage her butthole with your thumb and ease the tip of it in there. Might take a few times, but eventually shell let you fuck her in the ass.

Works from experience.

Get her into pain in general by fucking her until she's cum enough that she's a little out of it and then introducing light spanking. Work your way up from there. If pain stops being an issue then pain from anal shouldn't be one either.

> The trick is called chloroform

why are you so keen on getting your dick covered in shit?

your dick will smell like a burreto

you need to do a lot of assplay for it not to be painful.

talk to her, tell her you dont want to hurt her but want to try it. Buy some rubber gloves, condoms and lube.
play with her clit alot and finger/eat her out with you start playing with her asshole and start with your pinky.
slow add fingers until your at the girth of your penis and then try sex.

if you assure you dont want to hurt her she'll be more likely to try it.

what i did it to try with my wife the first time and now she loves it.

good luck user

2 in the pinky three in the stinky

Just pretend to be into bondage, ask if u can bang her while she's tied up with a gag in her mouth, fuck her in the ass and claim you didn't know it was the wrong hole. And if she says she was screaming, u say I thought u were screaming of joy the gag made it hard to tell.

>your dick will smell like a burreto

Crush up a Xanax in some vodka, when she dozes off, fuck her cornhole.

Bullshit. Total bullshit. I popped 4 back cherries in a week because abs

trust him
he's the best
great guy
the others are a total mess

Just fuck yourself with her dildo in front of her
that will convince her that its fine and pleasuring

how does it feel?

Story

Just get her super drunk and say she consented.

She was very vocal about it, exactly because of this, she thinks it will hurt like hell

Salsa by the way please!!

this was what I was thinking, when she gets drunk she is more open to stuff, obviously I don't want to rape her but I want her to be open to the idea

Chunky

Would you want someone to stick a dick in your ass?

If she doesn't want to do it then don't do it you degenerate.

any pics?

yeah and you tell her youll take it slow and will stop if its ever too painful for her.
whats so hard about that?

the fact that she is completly closed to the idea, not even try. Like I said before if I even rub my finger across her butthole she freaks out a little

My girlfriend loves anal but I'm not into it and can't even get it up knowing it's going in there. We have tried and as soon as I lube up and start putting it in, I go limp. She's frustrated. I guess she did it often with an old boyfriend. Other than that, everything else is fine.

Its a good feeling actually,once you get passed the idea of it being nasty.

Force her.
You're the man.

You're not doing it right then bud.

eat her ass. EOT.

This is actually the answer to most, if not all, "how do I get my gf into" questions.

This isn't really all that inaccurate I guess, I would content that it actually doesn't take too much play before you're loose enough to take a good cock, especially if you're using a LOT of lube.

Good starters would be fingers, small bullet vibrator and lots of communication

tell her your ex let you do it and it was great

wouldn't recommend this, but...

>have an affair
>got caught
>talk about it with wife
>part of reconciliation process is to be open and honest
>she asks what we did
>tell her fucked, oral and anal
>month later she's fucked something up on her computer
>looking at it and look at her search history
>"blow jobs" and "anal sex"
>think nothing of it
>one night we're having sex and she says "I want you to fuck me in the ass"
>had tried once before years and years ago and it was disastrous
>Lube her up
>continue foreplay while slipping one, then two, then three fingers in her ass
>mount her while she lays on her stomach
>slide in easily
>she's OK
>start fucking her
>she's just moaning underneath me
>cum in her ass
>lay in bed after
>"user, that was the most erotic thing I've ever done"
>now anal is probably 75% of what we do

point is if it's done right and she wants to try, it will work (assuming your cock isn't the size of a baseball bat)

Don't be a retard; it is overrated - you will end up with shit all over your dick. If the girl does not want, its not worth it!

Try your tongue. Rimjob that bitch.

one time when she was on her period I actually said that, I could eat her ass, she was not up for the idea, but didnt dismissed it completly maybe I need to bring up again

Get her so drunk she can't stand up or form words. Then Shes open to anything.

Booze is also good because it helps relax the muscles. When my girl is drunk she needs almost no prep for a good assfuck.

As long as she's not too drunk to remember it. Then they tend to get creeped out and feel taken advantage of if they are too drunk to remember giving the go-ahead on butt stuff.

The pain thing, while true, is just an excuse. She doesn't want to get shit on you because that would be embarrassing .

Its fun when they complain about their rectun hurting for days after.

This is key, it will make her feel more comfortable with her ass. And sometimes whike fucking shell forget you ate her ass and kiss you, then shell make a certain facial expression upon tasting her own ass and you will cum buckets my friend.

That's not true. I'm 26 female and I love anal and blowjobs. We do exist.

...

you know the drill

This, but I did it when I was fucking her and she was cumming. I ended up putting 2 fingers in and stretching her and she loved it.

She was kinda interested, but also uncomfortable. It felt good, but she was straining so much, so it was awkward. I never got her to feel comfortable with it.

Always wear a condom, or have a wash cloth, because you will probably get shit on your dick. Tho pushing it feels weirdly hot.

I would also suggest switching between eating her ass when you're already down there.

cheating is your only option, or get a new gf..trust me

Get her drunk and ask her. Worked for me. I asked about anal when we were sober, and she said " OK, fuck my ass then" when she got drunk one time.

loli noncon>>>

Get some poppers

Stupid just prep her and it won't hurt in fact do it long enough it'll feel good. Start with small things fingers small toys then work up and use lub

Next

You fucking idiots know that fags used poppers for like 40 years to make anal amazing theres nothing like turning out an 18 year old with sex drugs. Yall are some sex noobs holy fuck

drop her and get a dude if you want poop on your dick so bad

"might" it hurt for her to shove something up your ass? what's the difference. Answer: your ass has a prostate that can be stimulated and hers does not.

Get her trunk

nice nips

I've done this with an old gf that originally didn't want anything to do with her ass but she loved me eating her out. a few times moving closer with my fingers and soon she loved having a finger pressing in there, especially when she came. Her juice and my saliva got that balloon knot all slick.

>Her juice
pussy juice or asshole sweat?

Where do you live? I'd like to drop by and dump a load on those lovely tits.

nice tits

My gf is also totally obsessed with blowjobs but not anal. However, being the good sport she is, she's psyching herself up for it and is going to let me do it to her for the first time in years.

So because women don't have a prostate they're incapable of enjoying anal... bahaha. ok.

where did you read that? I'd say it's a safe bet that most humans don't want stuff shoved up their butt, but I'm sure there are still plenty who do.

I live in the state of WA.

I don't think you can just surprisingly stick your dick in her ass, even in porn butthole looks really tight, and i guess anal sex requires quite a bit of preparation and getting soft

Fuck you guys. I love my gf, but she isn't very fond of bjs or anal. I mean I get to do both, but they are rare. I just want her to love it too.

At least she's willing to try, you've got that going for ya. Just go real slow until it's stretched out real good then fuck the shit out of her literally.

Used to live out that way myself. Kelso/Longview area to be exact.

Though if I had to guess, I'd say you're probably closer to Seattle. Just a hunch

1. Find another gf, one that answers "Teach me" in a breathless voice when you mention anal

2. She fits your dick up her butt, you don't jam it in. So no pushing until she tells you, understand?

>I live in the state of WA
I used to live in Bremerton. So close and yet so far. I'll just have to fap and imagine I'm blowing a load on your chest.