Alone in my girlfriends parents house. Dubs decide

Alone in my girlfriends parents house. Dubs decide

Take a shit and don't flush

Shit in their bed. Dance in the shit until your girlfriend or her parents get back. Scream and flail your arms as you dance on the shit.

winner

Rarwin

steal their potatoes

a winnar is you

o shi

Would do but havent got a shit ready yet

Panty raid mom , post pics

Cum in mom's undie drawer

Piss in the ice cube trays and freeze it

You should be a fag and not deliver

this

Rolling for this

this

roll

Leave a note in the dad's sock drawer that says:

"Look man, I'm so sorry to tell you this but I've been sleeping with [her mom's name]. I thought she was single for almost a year but she brought me here and I realized she has a family. There's nothing I can do to make this up to you, but I swear I didn't know.

Please don't tell her I told you. If you get a divorce I still want to try to pursue a relationship. But this feels wrong now that I know she's married."

Dis

Piss in a bottle of water, coke whatever is nearby, at least she must drink it with you.

Clog the toilet with a towel and flush till it overflows.

reroll

suicide
or kill her pet

roll

rape your gf with a knife

Fucking do it, OP

piss below her pillow

take shit in a bowl and cum on it

rolling for this

Watch TV

Pour every single beverage and liquid in the house and garage onto their couch.

Post pics

Piss in their milk. Put it back in the fridge.

Take your clothes off in front of her parents and start jacking off.
From their, they decide what happens to you

Undo all the S bends of every sink in the house and hide them in the freezer

No fucking clue how to do that

Reroll

Rerolling again

Move all the furnitures

Third times the charm?

Damn give me dubs damnit

cum on moms pillow

Pull her moms panties out and cum all over them. Put them back after.

I WILL NOT GIVE UP THIS EASILY

kys

tribute the family photos w cock and cum

...

reroll

Cmon...

cum on dads pillow

If it doesnt get it this time i give up

Smoke a blunt in the house

They just screw off. No tools needed.

Damnit

Eat ass

Surely you raid the mother's underwear drawer and post pics.

Wank in her silkies.

Jizz on her couch

Go through parents room, dumbass.
Post evidence, delivar damn it.

20 bucks on OP saying he doesnt have a blunt

fag never delivers

Rerolll

Fuck her against the window with the curtains open so all their neighbors can see you

Rollin'

>winrar

yeah probably so

>OP do you ?

I CHANGED MY MIND ILL TRY ONE MORE TIME

Reroll

They see me rollin'

One more roll

This one yeah?

Write your name using your own shit on her parent's bedroom wall.

Damn that was pointless.
You'd think like 9 attempts would get dubs at some point

Like i said, currently outta shit

They rerollin'

XD

Didnt he already mention he has no shit built up right now?

What are you even asking him?

Winrar

Roll

Roll again

Do you guys recon they'd put security cameras in their bedroom? If not, ill go explore

...

One more time

That's it. Take every one you can find off. Hide it in the freezer. They won't notice until water starts pissing everywhere when they run the sink.

Pee in the kitchen sink or leave porn up on there computers

One... more time

....

Skim through all Image ans Video files on the pc

ONE MORE TIME DAMNIT

Aaaaaa!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Cover their flatscreen tv with your semen, and leave it there to dry.

No excuses. Do it.

Ive literally tried like, 10 times or so, cmon gimme dubs

Last time, for now anyway

Rolling for this, maximum damage.

Stop trying, it's not like he'd do it even if you got them.

That's called a P trap. How appropriate for this board with its obsession with traps.

That's brutal.

Rolling.

True

Put there toothbrushes in the toilet then put the back in the holder

Finally, a winrar that OP can't come up with an excuse to avoid!!

>inb4 no pen

There you go, OP. Something simple and anonymous enough.