Walk into your home

>Walk into your home
>You find Katy Perry standing there

Wat do?

Premature ejaculation in my undies. Then ask if she wants me to make her a sandwich or something

Nut

Tell her I think she would be extremely beautiful with her natural blonde hair colour, and ask her why she dies it.

Ask how the fuck she got in my house.

/mlp/ has the answer dude...

"What the fuck you doing? This dick aint gonna suck itself!"
>Skull fuck her
>Hate fuck her in her asshole.
>Cum in her pussy without a jimmyhat.
"I voted for Trump, clean yourself up and get the fuck outta here you liberal fucktard whore"

Pull my Warthog .45 and shoot her.
>live in Texas, so 0 fucks given
Then I would post pics for the normies to cry over.

Tell her to get the fuck out my house before I ring the police for trespassing

ask her if she likes xbox

Slap the fuck out of her. When she falls over I'll jump ontop of her and spit in her face. Rip her pants off and fuck her in the ass until she cries. Stuff my cock down her throat and fill her stomach with my kids.

Idk
Run?

Spill sphagetti obviously.

turn 360° and leave

this katy perry? or dyke haircut katy perry?

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Ask her what was she thinking when she hooked up with this guy.

But I already know her answer will be, "Drugs are bad for you."

Turn 360 and walk away

What'd you do, hit your head bitch?
This isn't your house.

BUT THEN YOU WOULD BE FACING THE SAME DIRECTION

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kek

Fucking crack her one on the jaw and before she can even react she would be im a headlock, i would then make her sing one of her songs with a mouth full of man meat.

Chop her hair off, and bleach it blonde....oh, wait........

Dyke

make her buy me nice things and also maybe I can sex her just the one time

Ask her to be my friend and try to score some money off of her.

>mfw nobody has said raep
Raep

You would stll be facing her.....

Don't think I would have it in me to rape someone. Would probably just ask why shes here

>being this new

The fuck out of here

Ask if her ex-husband's dick was always half limp because of the coke problems. It probably wasn't that big to begin with, but kinda small and kinda soft, sucks to be her.

Especially since she could get the cream of the crop of cocks. Kind of a pity.

Put my 10mm on her head and force her to sing all of her hit songs just so I can get the satisfaction of knowing what a terrible singer she is

Then prolly brutally rape her

Id unzip my dick

get the fuck out before that reptilian kills me

GET DA FUCK OUT OF MY HOME

Box = Doos, means cunt in Dutch so basically yes. I'd xxx the shit out of that Box.

too funny

....now I am wondering this.

>being this new
GTFO

You can't unsee.

Woah he has a small dick... Damn

Huh, look at that. I was right.

Take out cock and start fapping

"Oh, hi, Katy Perry."

Katy stop posting and go to bed. Your drunk.

hes flaccid you fucking moron

Dude, that's a small dick.

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