>Walk into your home
>You find Katy Perry standing there
Wat do?
>Walk into your home
>You find Katy Perry standing there
Wat do?
Premature ejaculation in my undies. Then ask if she wants me to make her a sandwich or something
Nut
Tell her I think she would be extremely beautiful with her natural blonde hair colour, and ask her why she dies it.
Ask how the fuck she got in my house.
/mlp/ has the answer dude...
"What the fuck you doing? This dick aint gonna suck itself!"
>Skull fuck her
>Hate fuck her in her asshole.
>Cum in her pussy without a jimmyhat.
"I voted for Trump, clean yourself up and get the fuck outta here you liberal fucktard whore"
Pull my Warthog .45 and shoot her.
>live in Texas, so 0 fucks given
Then I would post pics for the normies to cry over.
Tell her to get the fuck out my house before I ring the police for trespassing
ask her if she likes xbox
Slap the fuck out of her. When she falls over I'll jump ontop of her and spit in her face. Rip her pants off and fuck her in the ass until she cries. Stuff my cock down her throat and fill her stomach with my kids.
Idk
Run?
Spill sphagetti obviously.
turn 360° and leave
this katy perry? or dyke haircut katy perry?
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Ask her what was she thinking when she hooked up with this guy.
But I already know her answer will be, "Drugs are bad for you."
Turn 360 and walk away
What'd you do, hit your head bitch?
This isn't your house.
BUT THEN YOU WOULD BE FACING THE SAME DIRECTION
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kek
Fucking crack her one on the jaw and before she can even react she would be im a headlock, i would then make her sing one of her songs with a mouth full of man meat.
Chop her hair off, and bleach it blonde....oh, wait........
Dyke
make her buy me nice things and also maybe I can sex her just the one time
Ask her to be my friend and try to score some money off of her.
>mfw nobody has said raep
Raep
You would stll be facing her.....
Don't think I would have it in me to rape someone. Would probably just ask why shes here
>being this new
The fuck out of here
Ask if her ex-husband's dick was always half limp because of the coke problems. It probably wasn't that big to begin with, but kinda small and kinda soft, sucks to be her.
Especially since she could get the cream of the crop of cocks. Kind of a pity.
Put my 10mm on her head and force her to sing all of her hit songs just so I can get the satisfaction of knowing what a terrible singer she is
Then prolly brutally rape her
Id unzip my dick
get the fuck out before that reptilian kills me
GET DA FUCK OUT OF MY HOME
Box = Doos, means cunt in Dutch so basically yes. I'd xxx the shit out of that Box.
too funny
....now I am wondering this.
>being this new
GTFO
You can't unsee.
Woah he has a small dick... Damn
Huh, look at that. I was right.
Take out cock and start fapping
"Oh, hi, Katy Perry."
Katy stop posting and go to bed. Your drunk.
hes flaccid you fucking moron
Dude, that's a small dick.
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