I've had a shit day

I've had a shit day...

Bane?

Just for you, OP.

Wew lad

That's a big get.

Who paid you to do Bobby Lupo??

4 me

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Baneposting always gets me into a good mood, even after a shit day.

How much can you recite from the plane scene from memory?

If you cheat you're a small guy for me

Was going for a Bane thread, but j guess the dubs gods have made their choices.

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dr pavel i'm cia
he wasn't alone
uhhh you dont get to bring friends
they're not my friends
dont worry no charge for them
and why would i want them?
they were trying to grab your prize
they work for the mercenary, the masked man
bane
aye
get on board i'll call it in
the flight plan i just filed with the agency lists smee, maimen, dr. pavelier but only one of you
first one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft
who paid you to steal dr pavel
he didn't fly so good
tell me about bane why does he wear the mask
a lot of loyalty for a hired gun
who perhaps hes wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane

They have indeed

at least you can talk
who are you?
no one cared who i was until i put on the mask
if i pull that off would you die
it would be extremely painful
you're a big guy
for you
was getting caught part of your plan?
of coursh
sir?
well you got yourself caught now whats the next step of your master plan
crashing this plane
WITH NO SURVIVORS

dr pavel, im siayej-ae

>he didn't fly so good
>tell me about bane why does he wear the mask

You FUCKED up

this thread cannot die

the fire must always rise

Maybe some quads will brighten my day

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fuck you're right
guess i'm not as big of a guy as i thought
will CIA forgive my sins?

Never mind...

So close...

FIRST ONE TO GET DUBS GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRCRAFT

We can do both. Get these on board, I'll call it in

First I get dubs.

Then I crash this plane

Not quite my digits

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>"get on board" instead of "get them on board"
>"steal dr pavel" instead of "grab dr. pavel"
>missing out "who wants to try next?"
>"who perhaps he's wondering" instead of "or perhaps he's wondering"
>missing out "it doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan"
>"would you die" instead of "will you die"
>missing out "doctor pavel refused our offer in favor of yours; we had to find out what he told you", "nothing, I said nothing!"
>well you got yourself caught" instead of "well congratulations, you got yourself caught!"
>wrongly placing "sir?"

2/10, small guy

NOTHING!

I GET NOTHING!

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BANE?

good thread

You are the chosen one. The Big Guy upstairs has you on his Flight Plan.

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth CIA the small?

i'm a six pack deep i tried my best

>Baneposting wouldn't exist if this faggot had stayed alive
That's not very nice.

Have we started the dubs?

So what's the deal with this scene? Was Bane really a big guy or was CIA just imagining it? Is there meant to be an answer or is it deliberately open ended?

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>i'm a six pack deep

Well congratulations, you got yourself tipsy! Now what's the next step of your master plan?

WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB DOUBLE DIGITS?

NO NEED TO STAND ON CEREMONY, MR. SHEEV.

crushing this case

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CRASHING THIS CARTON

WITH NO SOBRIETY

AT LEAST YOU CAN DUBS, WHO ARE YOU?

But we are initiated, aren't we?

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We'll congratulations! You got yourself dubs. What's the next step in your master plan?

>Dr. Pavel I'm CIA.
>Uh.... You don't get to bring friends.
>They're not my friends.
>They work for the masked man.
>Bane? Bring them on board.
>My flight plan lists Dr. Pavel here, but only one of you! First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft.
>Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask!
>He didn't fly so good.
>Lotta loyalty for a hired gun.
>Or perhaps he is wondering why someone would shoot a man... Before throwing him out of a plane.
>No one cared who I was till I put on the mask.
>If I take that off will you die?
>It would be extremely painful.
>You're a big guy.
>For you.
>Was getting caught part of your plan?
>OF CORSH!
>Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favour of yours. We had to find out what he told you
>Nothing, I've told them nothing.
>Well congratulations. You got yourself caught. Now what's the next step of your master plan?
>Crashing this plane. With no survivors!
>No! They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.
>Have we started the fire?
>Yesh. The fire rises.

BRAVO
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NOLAN
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CIA, look at me
And tell me what you see
You ain't seen the best of me yet.
Give me time,
I'll make you forget the rest.
I got more in me,
And you can set it free
I can catch the moon in my hand
Don't you know who I am?

Remember my name. BANE!
I'm gonna live forever
I'm gonna learn how to fly--high!

I feel it comin' together
People will see me and cry. BANE!
I'm gonna make it to heaven
Light up the sky like a flame. BANE!
I'm gonna live forever
CIA, remember my name
Remember, remember, remember, remember,
Remember, remember, remember, remember.

CIA, hold me tight
'Cause you can make it right.
You can shoot me straight to the top
Give me love and take all I got to give

CIA, I'll be tough
Too much is not enough, no
I can ride your heart 'till it breaks.
Ooh, I got what it takes.

BANE
I'm gonna live forever
I'm gonna learn how to fly--high!

I feel it comin' together
People will see me and cry. BANE!
I'm gonna make it to heaven
Light up the sky like a flame. BANE!
I'm gonna live forever
CIA, remember my name
Remember, remember, remember, remember,
Remember, remember, remember, remember.

It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our get

MEMBERS OF THE LEAGUE OF SITH. AND YOU BETRAYED US

>For me
>For you

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO YOU'RE MEMEING WITH? YOU AND YOUR GETS ARE DEAD

If I gave you water, would you sober up?

You may be having a shit day but your thread has made mine a little better. You've earned your (you)s

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INTO THE LEAGUE OF MEMES!