I really dont wanna do this, dubs picks why i cant go

i really dont wanna do this, dubs picks why i cant go

Just tell her you're too busy masturbating

you are a shit brother . hope u die and your lil brotha' will get everything you own

go for this

I've gone blind in my left eye. Pretty sure I have to see a doctor.

im jerking off cant

I'm to busy fucking daddy in the ass

I'm fingering the dog/cat at the moment, can he wait?

im so horny i might try and fuck the children

My dick got stuck in the grapefruit

I'm busy fapping to you

You can't go because of a temporary genital incident

OP, you piece of shit. Pick up your fucking brother.

Then take a pic after getting him home safely. Timestamp. And don't forget optional sharpie in pooper.

Too busy fucking the neighbors dog.

ive got a banana up my ass

i raped one of his friends at the day care center and now its akward when i see them

bump

only if you suck my dick tonight after you serve me some tendies

Cash grass or ass, how are you two paying for my gas?

i got my fist stuck in my ass

winnar winnar chicken dinnar

Winnar, minus the cash part. Don't give any options other than weed or ass.

Cause you are rimming your dog

roll

This.

Dubs have spoken

dis

Tell her you're gay.

Rollianto

stfu there is already dubs

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I'm up to my dick in bitches right now, he'll have to wait.

You're a terrible son. Now go pick your brother up and bring him to get some fucking ice cream.

Do the line from Tooken by Lime Nelson. You know the "I'm not sure who you are but I have some skills" bit.

I need to stay in my boyfriend and honestly my dick takes priority here

김정은은 19 시간 만에 미국 선박에 로켓을 보냈다.

Fucking kek

Re-roll

This.

Checked

noice

thread is fake and bait

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Take him to McDonalds on the way home and get him anything he wants.

Mom, can't go because I'm a sex offender because I was caught with 14gb of cp on my computer

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ok imma leave now sorry

Tell her this
"AAAAAAAAAASDOIFJASOIGVNPSDIV"

re roll

Dick pic now. + "Are you gonna pay me afterwards?"

Okay, but you owe me a blowjob.

rolling for this

Send tits and consider it done...

Sorry mommy. Just messin around. I gotta stop listening to this hedonistic rap music. Is it ok if i take him for some ice cream after?

car won't start

Rebroll

tits or gtfo

topkek

But ive been drinking, i cant pick him up or id endanger us mommy mama

my mom caught me fucking my dog again.

roll

rolling for this

Get some tendies and we'll talk bitch ass

She is his mom gay retard

lulz dis but replace mom with friends name

come on james dont be a fucko

its your mum

ask for nudes and then you will?

KAPPA 123

winrar
replace mom with male friend name

sorry mom, can't do it. got arrested for public indecency at an elementary school. can you and dad help me get a lawyer? I'll explain later

roll

Should i bring dads gun? I want us to be safe. I refuse to go without it

lmao shes pissed

Say this OP

this

"Spank me, I'm your dirty boy."

Mom I have an idea that will keep both of us happy and get me to pick my brother up...

Your mouth on my dong and consider it done.

Oh shit perfect after that

so fake

trips get
winrar

wow man you never gettin nudes now

Just pick him up you faggot

after all of this to get yourself out of trouble OP just tell them your friend stole your phone and you never saw the messages. problem solved.

uh oh

Tell her she should've aborted if she couldn't take care of him

nudez or i'll drop him off at the nearest planned parenthood.

op here, she stopped responding and her phones off lol. im dead

7575 dubbs???

Gas the kikes Lynch the niggers Racewar NOW

Pick the nigger up take him to a strip club or something.

do what I said OP, friend took your phone.

but i dont have any friends

"I'm gonna send that little nigger to the petting zoo"

^

WINRAR

Fake and gay.
Abandon thread.

Can I see your butthole? My dick is still flaccid from infancy.

...

This

that sounds like a you problem


say you lost it and someone must have found it and did that