It'll be my lil sister's 18th birthday in less than an hour

It'll be my lil sister's 18th birthday in less than an hour.
What should I give her?

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Should I put it in a box, or is a bow on top of it enough?

Does her name happen to be Katie?

Read OP again and see if the timezone is correct for such a name

A fake vagina

Some people wait until the actual time they were born, not just the day ya twat

fair enough
The question still hasn't received a viable option, though.

Doing things is better than items, watch movies she loved as a kid or go do something she likes

Post a pic of her

Ho boy, her favourite movie as a kid was the CGI cartoon equivalent of The Big Fish, complete with mindfuckery and dubious final message. it.wikipedia.org/wiki/L'apetta_Giulia_e_la_signora_Vita
She watched that over and over (and over)
I still don't know how they let that shit fly
I'll take your second option. She likes to watch some tween TV series, I think I'll go with the Netflix route
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This thread has been up how long and nobody's said AIDS yet? The fuck is wrong with the modern Sup Forums? Is it summer already?

Why don't we just kill old people?

Get a molding of your dick done and then make a dildo using the molding like in that movie neighbors and somehow give her that so she is basically masturbing with your dick.

It's my big sis's 18 birthday today and i bought her scented candles and bath soaps, I don't have much money so I hope she will like it.
You could go with something like that.

Underage b&

>big sis 18th
>big
>18th

Underage b& reported

Reported for announcing you reported

reported to pointing it that you reported him for announcing that he reported

I'm not underage...

Why don't we just kill you faggot?

under 18 is under age, if your big sis just turned 18 you must be younger.

It isn't fucking rocket science

banned

give her the dick

We're twins, she was born first.

[X] Doubt

Bullshit you dumb nigger you might as well just abandon thread.

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>hurr durr I was just pretending to be retarded

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Might take something like that in consideration, thanks.
Although she always take showers, not baths.

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You're baiting. It's so obvious that you're baiting that even an autistic fish wouldn't nibble on the bait.

>We're twins, she was born first.
>she was born first.
>born first
>we're twins
>born first

IF YOU WERE REALLY TWINS, YOU WOULD BE BORN AT THE SAME TIME. YOU CAN'T BE BORN FIRST IF YOU'RE TWINS, YOU UTTER FAGGOT.

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Technically one is born before the other, but it's just seconds or a couple minutes apart

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she's a girl (female). She doesn't have a dick