After you cum from fapping, how do you clean up the semen?

After you cum from fapping, how do you clean up the semen?

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swallow of course

Use a straw to suck it up

Swallow it man proteins

Honestly, dip my pinky in there just to get a tiny drop then taste it. Sometimes it tastes sweet, other times bitter. Then I just wash it off.

i just let the dog lick it up

Wipe it on gf's face and say "Simba."

do dogs actually do this? they never reject it?

>lie down
>line of toilet paper on belly
>cum on TP
>throw away

If in the shower I just cum in my hand then shake it off into the toilet.

If with a girl - oh wait that never happens I'm a loser

i use condoms

It's free moisturizer, I rub it on my hands and legs.

No, I'm not kidding.

Fuck off normie. You need to be hanged.

Swallow ofcourse

this.

eat it

Clean out my fliphole

Its water based.....it will evaporate. No cleanup necessary just wait a bit. Fapped last night, this morning, nothing

>If in the shower I just cum in my hand then shake it off into the toilet.
Why not just cum in the shower?!

you're telling me that you faggots cum all over yourselves and then find something to wipe it up with? fucking plebian

Just go to the bathroom and cum in the toilet. As non-messy as it gets.

wipe it on your moms curtains as im leaving

Cum into a sock you fucking peasant.

I just spunk into a sock...

kleenexes. unless using the fleshlight, then it's cold water

Personally, I just cum straight into my mouth.

just don't forget to flush. things could get weird

I used to eat.
For the last 2yrs I been cleaning it with shirt or tissue cause I read eating it decreases protein

well at least you've streamlined the process. newfriends these days

I mean, testosterone

My friends dog loves to eat my cum. Moment I get my dick out it gets all excited

Toilet, shower, sink.

Sink is fun because I can kind of lean on the edge and it will press up on my taint, makes me shoot harder.

I use to cum in a sock until one morning
I discovered my cock had grown a toenail

Sock, it's soul purpose is just a cumrag. throw it through the wash once a week.

i hold it in

I do what Chris Chan does with his

kek
>scruffy wanna shlurp up a load?

This. I get that feel also. Thought I was the only one

I shoot straight into my mouth

Toilet paper.
Always toilet paper.
Why would anyone use anything else?

...

It will turn stuff crusty and yellow / brown if you keep putting it in the same place on/in fabrics.

>condom to fap

Wait you guys clean up afterwords?

I wad all over my t-shirt and then wear it the next day by accident and its all scrunched up in back
I call it "Crunchy Laundry"

Spunk out of window onto the peasants below.

fuck, I do this too. but ive done it so much that I dont get that awesome feeling anymore

>all these people cumming in socks
I always found it to be a mess. Have to wash it every time.

you put the semen in the woman.

Who
And what he does

Retrograde ejaculator here. I never have to clean it up.

if my gf isnt around I cum on her make up towels.

>from fapping

>Who
Hello newfriend, welcome to 4chins

I fap thru my drawz, cum in my drawz and wash them in the morning

Because toilet paper comes apart too easily and get's glued to your dick.

Gotta be at least a napkin, papertowel is even better.

it is clean and u get presure all over the dick, fells better

i cum straight into the boxers i have on and worry about it later

I've been busting into the same towel for about a month now. It's starting to get pretty fucking crusty

>cumming on yourself
i remember my first fap

I had white socks, the ones I used to mop turned yellow, washing didn't make it go away.

Got a beige carpet at the computer, there's a stain where I usually let the cum drip to the floor now.

It will stain light colored fabrics.

Not sure if you're trolling, but that shit will fuck up your pipes.

2/10 for making me reply

I like when it sticks together. that feeling when you pull them apart is satisfying to me

Buy something other than the cheapest toilet paper out there then, you fuck

See Fucked up my reply.

I dont

I do, it still comes apart way to fucking easy when wet, it's shit for cleaning up.

Chris Chan has cums into a cup after "mass debating" then drinks it to preserve his future children.
youtu.be/bXjnakAlF-s for people unaware of the legend of Chris Chan

Toilet paper to get fucking pieces of it on your dick ? Hell no

any anons old enough to have jacked off to magazines?

Was satisfying to lay out the pics then flip through while stroking, then choose one and shoot "on her" tits, pussy, etc. Way more satisfying than it is to hold a smartphone in one hand while jerking it.

>cheap toilet paper.
Take a piss after jerking off, flush away semen toilet paper

just stick your penis in you bfs ass. that should get those pieces off

You must constantly smell like shit.

use two layers and dont press it against your dick so it doesnt get "glued" on it
not that hard

Remember the first time you came on someone else though? Thats a moment

What?

I cum in my hand then go wash it.

Pull a little extra then and fold it

also "tributes" they do nowadays are actually pretty hot because you can shoot on a pic of a chick who then sees it, that's pretty cool.

there was a chan board that was good for tributes about 10 years ago, now all I see is the subleddit which is OK but I preferred the more anonymous chan board

I usually flush it down my girlfriends throat

Just wipe it with a toilet paper. Charmin does a real good job at picking it up.

enjoy your unwanted babies

It will clog up the pipes if you continuously do it. Haven't you ever seen what happens to cum if you mix it with water?

in yer mums stinker m8

> but check these dubs tho

With paper

virgin detected

Is this girl too young to sign up to this dating site? swingeer.com

Nope, you work it in well, no smell once it's gone.

He's fucking with you.

Yes but didn't know that shit could clog up the pipes lmao

sounds like a faggot tea party in here

all these faggots not abstaining. I bet you like girls too.

if it fucked up shower pipes it would have fucked up washing machine pipes from me washing my jizz sock all those years

Well my parents didnt mutilate my cock so I roll up my foreskin on the vinegar stroke and spooj into the little cum pocket which it provides. I then find tissue or walk into the bathroom to drip it into my Mum's toothbrush.

Except I'm not. Jesus, I thought you guys weren't quite this retarded.

It probably won't if you only do it once or twice, but if you constantly do it, then you'll probably notice the water starting to go down slower and slower.

Be classy and just cum in the toilet and flush it for fuck's sake.

lol ur that guys that smells worse than shit and doesn't know it. You know, the guy that smells so bad and nobody wants to tell him.

>vinegar stroke...gawhahahaha

love doing this at work

Wouldn't this only matter if it mixes with hair?

I have cum towel, just cum in that, fold it up or roll it and use it quite a few times. Wash it every couple of weeks. Quick and easy to do.

Not kidding it does drain slower now, how do I fix it now lol