Why the fuck doesn't this culinary genius have his own food network show yet? is america not ready?

why the fuck doesn't this culinary genius have his own food network show yet? is america not ready?

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Have you seen a single person on the food network show any skill with a knife like this?

I liked the time he ate raw chicken

yeah I'm not sure really

if those absolute faggots from epic meal time can get a show on TV where they mangle and waste a bunch of food to make something completely inedible then jacky boy should get some love too

fyi.tv/shows/epic-meal-empire/recipes/finception

I can handle graphic images and whatnot but this shit was upsetting the way they were just disrespecting/wasting the food

it wasn't raw, it was just extra juicy

Perfectly cooked.

Jack has an especially sophisticated palate.

Shit.

Pretty sure he is retarded

You guys like pulled pork?

whos this ?

i'm interested

>let me just stab both my hands simultaneously
unbelievable how much luck he has

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what an ineffective tool

nice medium rare chicken

its effective if you actually cook the pork

What separates Jack from other chefs is his attention to detail.

not anymore!

Someone post the fly

someone post the jello salad disgrace

its also pretty effective if you actually use it right.

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It's fine. It's that he's horrnedously undercooked the meat. The tools work fine for a meme unitasker that you could just as easily do with a fork.

This is the grossest shit I've ever seen,

If you actually cook the shit it basically falls apart on its own.

Is this it?

that's free protein

what the fuck am I watcHing!!!?

thats the one

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Jack has to be my favorite meme personality

I mean everything he does is so ridiculous

This shit is basically art and horror.

what? its jack's famous bean salad, whats wrong with it?

>raw ground beef

what the fuck

are you talking about jack or the pork claws?

what the fuck is wrong with this dude

he doesn't eat that...right?

That episode of West Texas Investors Club with Jack showing how incompetent he is at cooking food and crying after being told he seems fake is kino.

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You don't like BEAUTIFUL and JUICY user?

yeah he even takes a bite on camera

i...i like cooked

hahahaha holy shit he already was on tv

vid.me/IHoJ/crying-with-jack-on-the-west-texas-investors-clu

>ever wanted to pretend youre a bear and a cook at the same time? WELL WAIT NO MORE

Checked. Even the tortillas look undercooked.

youtube.com/watch?v=J47pL_BW8TQ
skip to 11:00

Why the fuck can't he literally cook a single fucking thing?

Grilling meat takes no fucking skill, and all this shit is raw/undercooked as fuck

Holy fuck how is there even that much liquid in that taco?

Is this real? Also, nice trips bub.

i hope he went and threw it up afterwards

>that murrika music
>"No matter how you cook it, it's still beef."
o i m laffin

BIG BOY BITE

It looks like one of those puking gags in a movie, like jack has a water line running up his arm into the taco. No way it was that JUUUUICCYYY

My favorite video is when he tries to make pickles by putting raw cucumber in some spiced water for twelve hours

He literally has the mind of a child

somebody post the one about him hitting his son

youtube.com/watch?v=UUvYcUbxzYI

tacos should not drip like that

in fact, they shouldn't drip at all

RAW BISON
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wheres the webm of him pouring watery/oily as fuck "salsa" over a block of butter? isn't that salsa his own special brand or something

>Lazy Man's enchiladas
>they take a fuckton of ingredients you need to go to the store for
>they're not even enchiladas, but tortilla chips, cheese and sauce

I think an accomplished chef like Jack knows what he's doing.

Is this food kino ?

Hey man they did it in 30 minutes on magic school bus.

the intro is already adult swim material

Thank god this prick isn't my father. Now I feel bad for Jack's son, for fucks sake, this guy is a horrible human being.

What the fuck? Is this out of context or something? What the hell is this from

It's a shame they backed down. Either he was just using them for publicity or her was a complete fucking moron, both options are deserving of spite. The fact he wanted so much cash for a project that he TOLD them wasn't as important as his other business should have raised red flags by the dozen.

>cell phone in the foam tray that the meat came in

The guy wants to die.

It appears ja/ck/ is finally infiltrating other boards. When will this tyranny end?

Sweet Jesus

We ain't had nothing but Ja/ck/ threads for three stinking days!

jesus fuck

>his smile and optimism: gone
what a great time to buffer

ja/ck/ threads are a fucking goldmine, aren't they banned on /ck/? (I don't go there often, and i wouldn't just go for ja/ck/ generals)

>tfw some dude tried to push him as a meme in my country's general on Sup Forums

How hard do you think it would be to get someone like Gordon Ramsey to watch his videos, rage like a fucker go to his house and smash his fucking head in with real cooking skills?

send him one of jacks videos on twitter, gordon would probably book the first flight out to strip him of his dignity

But gordon cant cook.

Yeah, they're effectively banned on /ck/. The faggot janitors over there constantly delete them.

youtube.com/watch?v=fl5T5sw0238

>4 pounds of cheese

why

All these posts and yet no one has shared the salmon yet.

He also once made a video about canning food but the method he used was incorrect and can apparently cause botulism. It was people in the comments who alerted him to this and after enough of an outcry I believe he took the video down.

Has he topped this one yet?

I've posted all my webm's, if someone has it I'd love to add it to my collection.

you mean """"""cheese""""""

Yes

How has Jack been in the YouTube cooking scene this long without literally killing someone yet?

youtube.com/watch?v=WLTynG9aVvE

the one dish he doesn't undercook he somehow manages to overcook it to shit

jack scalfani is astounding

your immune system adapts, cavemen drank water from streams, Jack can drink water from nuclear reactors

Top fucking kek

Where do you think the ground "beef" comes from.

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It's the fucking butter and oil man, how can anyone think that's correct.

How do you defeat Jack in a fight then. His obese body provides him with a protective layer of fat impervious from attacks and his immune system protects him from every type of poison possible. He has also been shown to have highly effective combat skills defeating his son whom is at least 20 something years younger than him. So, how does one defeat this staggeringly powerful opponent.

>Jack can drink water from nuclear reactors

Jack in 5 years

Rare steak is literally the fedora of food.

>What a healthy dish
>literally soaked in butter

lmao

JACKINO

ITS FUCKING RAW!!!!!!!!!

how would fare in Hells Kitchen?