What the fuck Marvelbros? We were supposed to be win this. Why did we lose?

What the fuck Marvelbros? We were supposed to be win this. Why did we lose?

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MARVTARDS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>Marvel cucked again

To be fair, GotG is terrible

reminder that the joker and harley quinn literally fuck in a vat of acid while their skin melts

youtube.com/watch?v=4m8aAG4OSvg

Rolling

WTF WTF WTFFFFFFFFFFF GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY IS MY FAVOURITE FILM OF MY FAVOURITE FILM FRANCHISE AND IT JUST GOT BTFO BY THIS FUCKING MTV MUSIC VIDEO PIECE OF SHIT????????? IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!!!!!!!!!!! NO ONE EVEN LIKES IT!!!!!!!!!!! THE QUIPS NO QUIP AND THE HONKA HONKA NO HONKA HONKA I DIDN'T LAUGH LAUGH CLAP CLAP 0/10 SO BAD MOVIE

Boredom

Rolling

What the actual fuck

good thing nobody will go see it next weekend
everyone I know who saw it were underwhelmed, word of mouth will spread

Reroll

GotG vol.2
Drops next August

Hope you enjoyed you stay at the top DC

Daily reminder that Guardians outgrossed Batman V Superman domestically despite Batman v Superman having almost twice the opening weekend

SS will drop like a stone in the next few weeks.

even Disney bribing every reviewer on Earth still cannot stop people power.

good marketing works.

yes

>BvS made 170.1 million it's first estimate weekend!
>le biggest superhero opening worldwide

we know how that turned out

Hey Cunt's back

jesus fucking christ, enough of this shit already

I like both MoS and BvS (haven't seen SS) and don't even like the newer MCU movies but this shit is getting more pathetic by the day. Can't you retards just make regular threads instead of this shitposting crap?

just look at this, it's like a meeting for people with down syndrome except for the fact that downies aren't edgy shitposting cunts

yeah, it made $900 million.

your status = BTFO.

Guardians 2 got moved up to May because the first was enough of a success that Disney trusts it to be its tentpole summer kickoff movie

you're the one having an autism anger explosion here.

cool your head.

BvS did reasonably well, I don't know what you're getting at. do people here actually believe that every movie needs to break the 1 billion mark to be successful?

Actually, BvS's DVD and Blu-Ray sales were really good. I'm not expecting anyone here to know jackshit about business but BvS generated nice revenues for Warnerbros, just through several channels

>he doesn't like the shitposting wars

Faggot. I bet you're an agnostic too.

3 of the biggest and most recognizable names in comic book history and it couldn't even break 1 billion. Fucking lol.

>he does
Are you a Sup Forumsedditor that came here because he saw epic meme caps on reddit and twitter?

>I cant detect the humor

a sure sign of autism.

protip: we are JOKING

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>discussion board
>people discuss jack shit

it's not that I'm angry, I'm just annoyed that one can't visit this board without seeing at least 20 shitpost threads. The people don't discuss capeshit, they just spout stupid memes while promoting company wars. Funny thing is though that although all these people spend so much time sucking one company's dick, they will never get anything from that. Even literal shills are above Sup Forums shitposters

more like

>the film did not make the monstrous amount of money that Warner Bros. was probably hoping it would. Since the film’s release, we have seen a barrage of reports of a shakeup on both the executive and producing levels. There were rumors that producers Charles Roven and Deborah Snyder had been privately demoted. Batman actor Ben Affleck was given an increased creative presence on this film as well as an executive producer credit. And there are lots of additional rumblings in the inner circles that haven’t made the Internet.

DCucks still fucking retarded and don't understand business

They totally had a fucking company THAT EDITS TRAILERS EDIT THEIR MOVIE 3 MONTHS BEFORE RELEASE!!

Rolll

Alright, let's give it a try.

why should I? it's no fun at all trying to discuss a movie while others try to interrupt you. I bet you'd be the first beta fag to shut the fuck up while somebody interrupts one of your conversations

it's actually not jokes but quips, repeated over and over again

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You people are so fucking retarded that you voluntarily side with Marvel or DC or whatever stupid company comes next and defend their awful products while millionaires literally laugh about you for being such a docile flock of sheep.

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I don't think WB is laughing.

Zack Snyder is making art, not a cash cow. he is elevating the genre beyond mere kiddie movies.

but yes, youre capeshit made more money than my capeshit .. you "won".

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you apparently don't know the business yourself. apart from the fact that WB is being run by a bunch of retards, there are always projections about how well movies will do. at the same time, comparisons are made to other high earning companies, ergo disney. WB's biggest problem is that they don't have any proper strategy but just try to learn by doing. they change shit up impulsively without properly thinking the whole thing through

Their planning is literally shit. Furthermore, their estimates about BvS making 1-1,5 billion dollars was total bullshit and only due to Avenger's success. Their accounting employees have no clue what they are doing

BvS did make a nice buck but only not in WB's eyes

did Suskwa open bigger than BvS?

if not, guaranteed that Suskwa doesn't beat Guardians total by the end of it all. the drops man, the drops.

why not

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so ... giggle .. when do Marvel ... guffaw .. plan to release ... snigger ... R-Rated Directors cuts of their capeshit movies? BWAHAHAHAHAHA

>deadshot, harley quinn, joker, and batman with literal whos vs all literal whos

Gee I dunno

MODS

A film about the two most iconic superheroes of all time having a fight should break 1 billion, yes.

that's a good reason not to I guess

>Zack Snyder is making art

Guess what user, this picture is art. Is it good art? Some might think so, but the vast majority probably think its shit art. But yes, it is art nonetheless, just like MoS and BvS.

Rollo

Joker and Harley are immune to that shit.

>Why did we lose?

Harley's ass makes me people show up places. It's most of the reason I saw it yesterday.

Rollingu

>"winning"
>nobody gets a price

Sup Forums in a nutshell ladies and gentlemen

>WB's biggest problem is that they don't have any proper strategy

their biggest problem is just fucking making shitty movies

they seem to be able to sell shit to people but since their movies are fucking shit they don't have legs

So much autism

>BvS gets critically panned
It will still make more than Avengers, g-guys
>BvS makes only 870million
Its not about the money, g-guys. Zack Snyder is just a misunderstood genius. People aren't ready for "kino".

DCucks are the biggest goalpost movers on this fucking board. Reminder that Marvel never needs to justify shit, or argue anything. They got critical acclaim and they're a 10 billion dollar franchise. What is left is your opinion that they are boring safe movies and that opinion ain't worth shit to the world.

at least Snyder is allowed to risk things. Marvel directors are told what to do to ensure maximum profit.

its just copy and paste bullshit

just look at the blu-ray sales. those compensate the poor ticket sales more than you think

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That picture alone has more artistic merit than capeshit or any Zack Snyder "movie"

He makes shit art and uses babby philosophy

Rollan

>a-atleast
Yeah, fuck off. We should praise Green Lantern because it tried, then.

I can't agree with you there. man of steel was a nice movie and the BvS ultimate cut was good too

people are just way too used to marvel's formula so they can't take anything different. moreover, fanboys will cry all day about a different take on superman and batman even if it's actually nice to see a non-boyscout supes for a change. it's like you fuckers didn't have enough of adventures of lois and clark and smallville

so are you ready for Joss Wheedons Generic Copy and Paste Quipfest IV?

change is scary, I know. you like your safe space in movies, I get it.

>Marvel directors are told what to do to ensure maximum profits

That might be true, but that is also literally what is happening with DC right now. Snyder took risks in the beginning and they didn't pay off to WB standards, now WB is going full damage control mode and interfering with the movies to try and save them, and Suicide Squad is the perfect example of how bad they're fucking that up. Studio interference is usually a bad thing, but so far with Marvel, its worked in their favor. Would I like to see Edgar Wrights version of Ant-Man? Of course. Was forcing Thanos into Guardians a bit odd and out of place? Yeah a little, but both movies still turned out great.

Roll famm

>implying i like Thumb Man
But well, you posted a nice example:
>Whedon fucks everything up and Marvel decides to not support him anymore.
Is WB doing the same?

It was heavily marketed to the retarded Hot Topic teen crowd.

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I'm on a roll

Le rollo

Please be DCuck porn

>Emos

DCucks really is becoming a solid term. They're like someone in an abusive relationship, they go see DC movies in massive numbers, despite bad reviews and a pattern of bad films. They're supporting this behavior while you know.. most people don't support a film no matter what.

They're totally in an abusive relationship. They get mislead and and shit on, and they lash out in anger against others, when in reality they should be upset with WB for ruining what could potentially be something great. Marvel and Marvelbros aren't the enemy guys, stand up and vote with your wallet. Stop putting up with the abuse.

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Aight

Jesus, where do I find CP?

DKEKS BTFO

Careful asking those questions user.

It's yet another example of meme magic. Praise kek

thank you for saving this thread

It made less than a hundred mil in profit.

Its sad because they see marvel doing well as "support no matter what" as well....but they're making better quality products. Maybe its not your flavor, but at least its not fucked up and shitty from just, standard story telling points. WB just seems to bank on "batman is in it, you'll see it fuck heads" Fox is similar with xmen.... but I think fox learns from their mistakes and thats why seemingly every other film they do sucks.

Marvel uses a formula, plays it safe, which can be boring

WB is trying really hard and has no idea what they're doing, which can be fun to watch like a trainwreck

Fox takes risks some times it works, sometimes not.

every big movie is breaking opening day records because they're counting all ticket presales, no matter what day they're for, as opening day sales.

Rolling

rolling for maids

ROLLA ROLLA

If you don't fight for something you stand for shit.

>one of the best selling blu ray releases in history
variety.com/2016/digital/news/batman-v-superman-shoots-to-top-of-disc-charts-1201825810/
amazon.com/Best-Sellers-Movies-TV-Blu-ray/zgbs/movies-tv/2958935011

Marvel loses again

just like critic reviews, box office results don't matter anymore

>t. marvelcuck

Rollo did nothing wrong

Papa needs a new paor of faps

Moham