Gay death thread

gay death thread

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My sex life basically.

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All you need is a cannabis seed...

I'm actually back until I get my laundry through the wash.

>not showering
Literal filth.

Is that a joke about semen?

I showered. I just threw my underpants and some other stuff in the wash, but I don't want to sleep naked so I'm waiting for them to be done.

>sigh~*

it was in no way

consider it my honest to god best advice I can think to give you at this point.

Get naked.

>not wanting to sleep naked

Dude that's one of the main pros of sleeping in a bed, you get to sleep naked.

Gross.
Do not give me such a vile image to ponder.

I am, but I am under a blanket.

I don't like to for whatever reason.

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You need to go back in the shower and clean up those thoughts of yours.

Join me.

Pics.

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50 bucks.

You already used up all your tickets on that dumb bike.

Nibi you just gotta find a guy that enjoys penis as much as you do

No wait.
I want to give it back.

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You dont smoke the seeds... Or "Beaners"

what attributes do you see

Classy.

What is wrong with the bike?

No.

My attributes or yours?

I really dont like penis that much.

It's not what I had in mind when I wanted to ride something.

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You are riding what is called the train of regret.
Shame the bike was not peanut butter flavored, unlike other viable alternatives.

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Ive been finding it hard to masturbate since around November/December.
Both Male and Female speaking.

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Then don't masturbate

Employ other methods

the aging ones

I play video games to pass the time.

I've been finding it hard to masturbate since I caught hpv

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You will have to earn more tickets the old fashioned way.

I guess like muscle? Then again there is no particular relationship between that and age at all.
Arm hair is nice to have. Also height is good. A nice big tail of course.

same but without the hpv

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How?

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Begging, of course.

Or find someone to pluck your strings for ya

I feel like almost everyone who has sex gets at some point it you either notice or you don't

I CAN DO THAT.

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Not understanding this innuendo.

Ive never had sex.
I'd say im a pure virgin, but i am a pervert.

Stairs.

i love hugely hairy gents

FIND SOMEONE TO BLOW YOU AND/OR FUGG UR BUTT

Also get laid you homo it's about time.

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with big, used buttholes

like t his

That is me.

My pm inbox better be full when I wake up, then. Anyways I am gonna snooze now.

Wew.

I am never getting laid, it is okay. I do not mind anymore.

You're like
my second favorite person in the thread right now.

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Night.

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I used to think the same thing, then I ended up getting laid.

Eventually you will get laid but the only one standing in the way of that happening is you.

Leaving.

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WAIT

I do not want to have sex. It will not be of my own volition.

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ay yo nigga I thought you died

squash you do legendary pve yet?

love me

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Stop being lame and weird and go get some fucc

Even if the pursuit isn't sex at least try to meet someone

You are not among the worst people in threads.

I will live your tail sweet stroking pets

*give

and hi katia how are you

You are right
I will go away now.

yes that is me.

I do not care about meeting people.

men are so lucky to be hot through their 50s

youtube.com/watch?v=TmXdttx4brg

do not

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STOP BEING A WEIRDO

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oh my god you have the original gif

excuse?

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why do you love to fuck ass?

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There's nothing left inside me now. Nothing at all.

Idk I think my mom dropped me or something

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