Any nice anons want to get this poor fag a pizza tonight?

Any nice anons want to get this poor fag a pizza tonight?

I am depressed from eating ramen all the time. Please give me a nice present.

pepperoni is gross

anchovies, olives, onions, jalapenos, italian sausage, and in some rare cases pineapple

those are all god-tier pizza toppings. for god's sake man, get some culture, get ANYTHING but pepperoni

Ham n jalepeno 4 this guy

hey reddit

>pineapple on pizza
>under ANY circumstance
neck yourself.

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>pineapple on pizza

>poor
why user, what's going on there?

Making fun of people who eat pineapple on pizza is the culinary equivalent being an atheist and making fun of people who believe in God

1. it has no effect on you if you don't participate in it
2. your life is shittier by missing out on it
3. you sound like a tryhard retarded autistic faggot every time you say "HUR DUR PINE AEPLLE IS FORR FAGGS"

in short, i TIP my fedora to you most eloquently, pineapple-hater faggots

Lost my job, got laid off. Been a few weeks and still haven't found work. Unemployment is barely able to keep up with things. Car broke down, so I've got to put money into that, and I still have school loans and other shit to pay off.

It's been a rough year already.

ill bet you love ketchup on your hotdog

tha best! absolute best!!! rotflmao!!!

>1. it has no effect on you if you don't participate in it

I bet you think that Hitler killing the Jews was OK, too.

In the same "vein"

OP here.

I am totally willing to post a pic of a Sharpie in my ass if someone will buy me a pizza. Will post pic on confirmation of delivery.

Obviously killing people has an effect on everyone, you fuckin idiot.

source please!

sorry bud, this thread turned into a pineapple-on-pizza debate, no room for begging left in here. sorry bro probably just go rob a bank? you can do it without a weapon just by passing a note to the teller and looking mean nowadays, you know?

>implying Hitler killed the Jews

i bet you think Obama's birth certificate was real, don't you?

i bet you believe Bush didn't do 9/11, don't you?

i bet you think Lee Harvey Oswald was the lone shooter in the book depository, don't you?

No, he should of killed all of them.

Let's say I would. How would I even?

Op I got you. How you wanna do this?

>inb4 CP

Do you have kik or an email? Obviously don't want to post my address here...

Will post results for all to see.

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I have Kik but how will I know it's you?

Will post screencap of my replies to you, complete with (You).

ordering a pizza for OP

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>bread and pineapple
>$19.69

holy FUCK!

where are you ordering that from, Alaska?

pizzahut

they're shit

Get creative. You could have ramen-pizza.

if I get dubs you owe ME a pizza OP

OP is on Sup Forums on a Friday night begging for pizza

i dont think creativity is exactly his strong suit

I want some digital pizza

Give me your address and I'll send you one right away

odds im orderng myself a pizza evens im not rollin

oh man i just have got to listen to The Prodigy now

b-but... no dubs