Walk into a room and find this

walk into a room and find this

wat do?

sniff her shoes

bang if she's still warm

ive been on Sup Forums about a year now, so i am bit of a newfag, but a year is still a decent amount of time. how long until i get used to people catching me off guard with fucked up shit like this?

very nice

bump

bro I've been on a month and it already doesn't bother me. But I think it depends on you.

$40 worth of 360 egg bowls full of logs.

have sex with it before calling the paramedics to take it out of my room

fucking kek

sprinkle a little bit of incest on it and i think im going to bed

Turn 360° and moonwalk away

Trying this hard to bait...

I arrived about five years ago, so there's a chance my memory is skewed; but shit like his never cought me off guard. Always just gives me laughs.

Just depends on the room

Probs check for a pulse then for body temp

If her heart's beating or she's still warm, attempt to revive.

She'd still have to eat a bowl full of eggs before she left.

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Anyone gonna post the bowl of eggs story? I never save it and then miss it so much at times like this

All the eggs

whats it baiting exactly?

Eat a dick you asshole, my ex was suicidal.

Newfag.

I would still call her my girlfriend

you thought that was fucked up?
second thing i would do after sniffing her shoes would be to jack off on the chair she kicked over...

Try to explain to my girl why some white bitch hung herself in my crib again.

Ask her if she is ok

I'd made her pose and take pictures

Too soon

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doooon't they knooow, it's the eeeeend of the world

Lose my virginity. Can't make fun of my small penis if she can't talk

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ask her if she is alive, and when there is no answer get closer touch her like i am touching a dead snake. Cautious but HORNY. Slowly come closer and touch her boobs. Laugh a bit because wtf i am touching a dead body I should call the cops right? BUT NO I keep touching until my dick is hard. After my dick says hey man enough is enough lets fuck her. I slowly take her shit clothes and bring back the desk or chair she knocked off. Lie her there and fuck her. While I am fucking think deep shit like. Why this fucking idiot suicide ? Maybe this is a way of GOD telling me to keep fucking dead people like a year ago at my friend's funeral :(

Too soon man

It ended wheen you saiiid "goodbye"

Ask her if she's ok.
If she is dead I keep asking if she is ok over and over while fucking her corpse voraciously then preserve and reanimate her with technology and brand ARE YOU OK on her ass so she will know that she is ok when she comes back to "life".

i dont see this ending in any other way than raping her

>get out of my house

Drink her piss and shit that comes out of her when she dies.

so many minds alike on this thread, i feel like home.

damn, someone wasnt messin around. bitch got ventilated

they didnt like that she had no ass

/r/ more dead teen corpses, it strangely calms me down.

quite rude, if i may be honest with you

not my fault she doesnt have any ass

there's something about rigor mortis that turns me on

what a waste those are some smooth ass legs

What is the whole story if this girl. Anyone got a link?

>not even drinking her blood

What are you a newfag?

do you think there might be a mortuary guy willing to sell a snuff vids of him fucking a girl's corpse? how much do you think it would be worth?

the chinks like to leak these around

last one for me, i'm off to bed

r u really so fucking retarded that u dont know how to use google u fucking stupid cunt

Bang if even a little cold, in russia we take what we get.

same