/NFL/ general - Bold Brave Berry Edition

DEN:Paxton Lynch struggles mightily in 2nd start
MIA:Ryan Tannehill melts down in loss to Baltimore
BAL:Flacco slays Dolphins with four touchdowns
PHI:Zach Ertz goes 9-79-1 on 15 targets in defeat
JAC:Bortles throws 11th career pick 6 vs. Broncos
ATL:Devonta Freeman scores two more touchdowns
BAL:Pitta scores twice as Ravens toast Dolphins
KC:Spencer Ware finds end zone twice in Atlanta
KC:Kelce keeps cooking, shreds Falcons for 140
NE:Edelman grabs 8, goes for 101 yards vs Rams
CHI:Marquess Wilson suffers groin injury vs 49ers
NE:Dion Lewis handles only 9 touches vs. Rams

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>be fucked until at least 2019

>tfw cowboys aren't playing today

If you don't reply to this post your franchise quarterback will die in his sleep tonight.

>tfw the sport of football will die off before your team makes the playoffs

>post yfw barkley superb owl champ

Only 3 more? Fucking up a #1 overall pick kills teams for a minimum of 5

A little too much autism from Eli today

He's already ded.

>implying the Fisherman ever goes away

>4TH AND 13
>GO FOR IT

>THROW A FUCKING PICK

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>ELI
>ELITE
>GNATS
>GOOD

KEK

(You) cocksucker

Based on the abuse he takes Luck may die in his sleep anyway

Are the Chefs the most meme team in the NFL?

jay will live forever

This team is talented as fuck but its coaching and general management are moronic.

He was good with the late 90s and early 00s Titans but other than that he's a loser.

Never even had a franchise QB before

I want off this train

The offense is ranked right, but how can they be that low in total D?

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>implying anyone ITT even was around to witness the Raiders history besides them being ass and Rich Gannon

Lel


Cowboys Ill give you cause I was born in 90 but even still acting like this board isnt full of underage fucks your fooling.

Literally what the fuck? Are Michiniggers really that crazy about Stafford?

DELET THIS

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(You) For Matt Stafford

They're focusing on him because michigan got btfo by the CFP committee today

>mfw the bills

>eli
>good

>franchise QB

Good one

The Loins and WMU are the only good football teams in all of Michigan.

i dont want him to die

also
>woman
>6 pack
>not that creepy body builder physique
my mind is so confused

How is it possible to give up 26 points to the bears without their starting qb?

Not really btfo when they didn't have a chance in the first place. In all the threads they were all who /orange/ bowl here? Even before the selection show. Penn State got btfo tbhonest

>people keep on eating the cake

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>entire AFC East
it should be illegal to have competition this incompetent

FACT: Giants are the biggest paper tiger in the league.

FACT: After being 8-4 week 12 the Giants have the best chance of missing the playoffs of any other team.

why doe the eye on the left have those red spots near the pupil?

i mean that deluded michigan fans on social media got btfo
everyone else knew they had no chance

All I know is inglewood isnt putting up with this shit, we've already got gentrification to worry about now were housing a shit team. There will be riots

Alex "Pull the trigger on every Raidnigger" Smeth will put an end to this bad meme on thursday.

ELITE

Uhhhhhhh HELLO?

Billy had Brady killed years ago.

Cyborg Brady is all that's left.

godspeed chiefs
raiders need to be exposed with their awful defense

lol no

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ORANGEB OWL

>ELI

THE CITY OF THE BILLS

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wtf guys you told me eli was elite

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he's only elite facing the Patriots

>Everything except the Giants game went my way

Fuck you Eli

The new stadium is just another way from (((Kroenke))) to make money and not focus on building a winning team. Then he'll realize that the Rams are this irrelevant that every home game going forward will be a home game for the away team because L.A. is a city of transplant NFL fans enough to make home crowds boring and bland.

It's until management of the team changes and there's no way (((Kroenke))) is focused on that, but just for his shekels he'll make on fucking up Inglewood even further.

only in the playoffs

Post 'em

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Will it happen?

>Chefs vs Clots

NO

NONONO

NOT AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER

can mike brown be next

>be 49ers
>dispute between your objectively great coach and your GM of questionable talent
>side with GM in the dispute
>fire head coach
>immediately go to shit
>NOW proceed to fire GM

Pure retardation.

No matter how shitty >we are, we will always find a way to beat the chiefs in the playoffs

Sad Eli makes me sad

and then lose to the Patriots

Can the Razorcakes do anything right?

It's his own fault for being the 2nd biggest piece of shit this weak outside of Kap.

WEW LAD

Eric Berry being back and dominating makes me happy as a fan, I don't care about the chiefs but that guy is fucking great.

No. Never trust a team that's 0-4 in owls

If you make the playoffs

>mfw someone says the lions can't play defense near me

I didn't even want to trust them, I just thought they might actually do >us a fucking solid and beat Oakland after leading by 2 possessions

but holy fuck this is some incredible incompetence

York hated Harbaugh too. The whole organization is a dumpster fire

Falcons are getting to 11 wins, they will probably win the division but it's going to be at 9-7.

>RIVERS

They are like a shittier version of last year's panthers, completely carried by turnovers.

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

They were great when Kenny Stabler was QB

>CHORGERS
>CHORGERS
>CHORGERS
>FELIPE RIOS
>CLASSIC 4TH QUARTER PLAY

I lost money today

At least Flacco had his best game of the season

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>the city of Ron Jaworski

He threw some deep today!

>taking shelter in the general thread after the Steelers put the game away

This is all part of Eli's master plan. He's playing 5d chess guys

What does Jaws even do at ESPN any more? I haven't seen him on TV for like a full calendar year.

This. He wants to lose these games. It's too genius

>football """""""""""experts"""""""""""" actually thought an offense-only team could out-meme the Chefs

>it's real

Fuck you

>Colts in charge of making the playoffs
Laughing Girls .jpg

Wow that Carr kid is really something. See you in the AFCC game Raidniggers.

>bills
>chiefs

know your place

The Cowboys new favorite player, the cards just guaranteed them a playoff spot

Chargers are just sort of bumping along the bottom

>tfw 2 smart too win games

>TIED FOR FIRST IN THE DIVISION

HOW SCARED ARE THE FALCON NIGGERS

i just heard that blake bortles has more pick 6s than career games won

11 vs 10

>Broncos lose to the Chefs and also have a worse record
>Chefs have a lower chance of making the playoffs than them

>there's a good chance the seahawks will get murdered by the panthers because that offense is complete crap