Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexulaised content
>most important: Have fun!

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KYS YOU 12YO VIRGIN FAGGOT WEEB

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You can't imagine. I'm kind of in a pickle right now too.

Close enough.

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claimed

why did you delete -_-

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at least the trees make me feel safe
unlike you, north korean

What's the pickle?

kumikutie!
so I could get last image :o

after careful examination I concluded pic related

stop bullying me ayaya

Family. And having little kids around.

It was a nice last image.
It actually looks tasty

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Also I'll have you know saying I'm from best korea is no insult
I'd never bully you Karen san

カラミチーマス

Are they bullying you?

Crotch tattoo

Hi Kona.

Claiming best girl.

Just let me be with the trees you nigger
Why do you have to hurt me

so do you

post cute and cool akame
my dick is turned on
hey you :o

how are you tonight?

If you count being annoying as bullying then yes.

Apparently I was given the task of entertaining them, because I'm "good" with kids.

you can have all the trees karen

Are you, like, a treehugger?

Oh my god do i know that feeling. I get the same treatment.

Are you Lebonese Bob Rosd

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forsen1

I'm not

She can't get any cooler than in this one.
It has been done by a photoshop master

this is one of the best images you have
post a cute saya :o

Meh.
You?

Chibi or normal? :o

cold and meh

my wifi apparently needs time to get better, can't do much at the moment because too slow
Muffin :o
normal please

saya is always a cute

let's paint a happy little civil war

Tell them about your waifu and the history of greek literature
I'm sure they'll find something you say interesting as long as you move your hands around a lot

I want the panzers and the trees
all of them

Sayaya

I mean, in my case it's sort of true, I just dislike the little ones.

So I'll just teach them what it means to be a real adult.

Tax forms.

Are you ready for WW3 my dude

I can give you a 1000 stugs

alright that's a cool picture as well you have there

Slow internet makes me want to pull teeth. My own, preferably.
I'm gonna watch something.

She is very cute in this picture.

Aya always a cute too!

Kareren!

I'm trying to make real men, not drooling retards here.

I could just wave keys in front of their dumb little 5 year old faces in that case.

Good idea, I'll be the one to raise the next generation of autistic webs.

take care cutie
nice fedora tip :o
she looks like an elf

Even when the defining feature of elves are their ears?

if they're five years old then you can teach them about stuff as long as you phrase it nicely!
Tell them about anime and cartoons and stuff, show them something with a lot of color and movement
They'll love you forever if you play with them when they're young.

The ENTIRE STUGS?

I can't wait man, honestly can't wait.
I just want it to get going already so I have an excuse to leave the country
so fucking done with lebanon and the middle east in general

How it going dess?

>Best Girl

Why does he call you treeman in the first place

tip tip

Great idea. But first I have to get through them sleeping and me not basing their head in while they do so.

What should I show them, give me something specific. I will resume parenthood if you don't dissapoint me.

Howdy all

>Misaki Claimed

she has big pointy ears in that pic though :o
hello, who is this?
that's a tasty jelly donut

All the stugs, karen san

Just had a nap. Feeling comfy and still just a little bit tired.

They aren't that big or pointy!

How's you?

How close is it to actually happening? I've heard some shit Korea recently too

You should come to America if you can so you can meme :sunglasses:

>Filename
Retard

Man, thread sure is cancer xd.

Nah, but seriously, I feel like posting again, so can I have some incentive?

What are you up to anons?

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>so fucking done with lebanon and the middle east in general
you can stay with me in England I'll give you your own tree as a welcome gift

Hello Misaki.

I guess I'm Haruhi now
they're cute though :c

not a jelly donut -_-
and that's a weird name you have now

Saving pics, watching someone play gaems, listening to music.

THANK YOU AYAYA
But I can't come live with you if you don't even talk to me :c

I'm from Lebanon dess

Don't hurt the babbies
Hurt them when they grow up so you can savor the victory
Maybe show them something like Master of Killing Time
Actually maybe that's not so good, even though it's short and fast paced, they might be too young to enjoy it.
Not really sure tbh

I don't know dess, I think with everything happening though there's no way that shit doesn't start, I just hope it happens soon
And yeah probably running with family to america or canada if shit starts going down

Kek, you always seem to be coming from a nap
I'm doing okay, enjoying the vacation and stuff but went through some stuff before it so it's bittersweet
Back to school soon though, meh.

Ohayo

then I will talk to you

Ah yes, tree-austrians

You could also just take the next UNIFIL plane to Austria

it's a pokemon meme -_-

I like your broken in half name :o

Post music.

Just give me something with no dialogue. Or at least that has good visual story telling. Pro tip: They don't know English.

explain :o

and it's not just broken in half, it also means something this way

haruhiissocute.jpg
Was there a reason he talked through filenames half of the time

Listening to music

Yeah, I think there's no way that it won't start, the only question is when.
Coming to America is a possibility right? I don't remember if Trump's Muslim ban thing got approved or whatever.

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and I you...

I think he has a disorder
youtube.com/watch?v=WjUtoQaRfE0

explain :o

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Again, post music.

Why is your waifu so upset?

I just want to hear your voice while we play war thunder!
And if we live together you get to teach me about history and stuff

Kek, why austrians?
UNIFL? What's that?

Hmm I'm not 100% sure on what to give you here, give me a bit
What are you doing now? Where are they?
Also, I learned english from TV and books and stuff alongside learning it in school, maybe it's good if they watch a little english cartoons

Yeah, pretty much, I think it might be a bit before it happens though, guess we'll wait and see
And don't quote me on this, but I don't think it was a ban on all muslims, but rather more focused monitoring and background checks
Which you know, is kinda the right choice here

They are!

Naps are fun.
Ah, when are you going back? Still got some stuff to do there, or just going to chill?

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This thread gets weird in the morning

Lately I've been listening a lot to an album called Chitotetochi that Mugi showed to me.
my.mixtape.moe/mhhhrb.mp3

Right now was exploring Goreshit discography.

Similar flag with a tree

United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon
Weird you don't know that

Certainly the ERP that happens at every other hour isn't weird.

Wasn't he in love with a sociopath or something?

you have no idea how much I cry waiting for night erp threads to end

>Implying erp is the only thing to happen
Oh yew

Because I like girls with spunk.

I am sitting in the balcony. They are sleeping in the bedroom. Well everyone is except me because I have nothing to get tired at, due to no work.

I don't think they consume any media at all, but that'a because their parents are retards. AKA my sister and her husband.

I might give them my laptop to fuck about later.

I'all listen to that later, right now I am on my phone.

Mugs? Haven't heard of that guy in a while.

so be it
issues warning! condemns attack! MUH POWERFUL UN

I meant explain you name :(

>be strapped for cash at the beginning of the round
>player next to you has over 10k
>if you had a decent weapon, it would increase your team's chances to win the round
>ask him in a very minimalist way to buy you a gun
"ak me please''

taking therapy/meds for dependant personality and an unhealthy obsession with [cant remember]

i knew it

which name? -_-

Hope he's doing alright...

Or, he is a normal guy that just likes to be that way?

Doesn't seem impossible does it?

I think he has autism but I might be wrong

Do you know what disorder he has

I've been listening to a lot of Midori as of late
m.youtube.com/watch?v=lUZo_4pPIqg

The focused monitering and background checks thing sounds similar, that might be what it is.

A temporary all out ban of brown people is the right choice for two reasons:

1) it will give us time for our numbers to increase. Whites have birthrates between 1.75 - 2.1 depending on the country, where a rate of 2.0 of course is the static replacement rate. IMO we should be at least 90% of the population in our own countries.

2) our planet's carrying capacity is arguably already past the threshold, and let's face it brown people reproduce like fucking mice; I think some countries in Africa have birth to death rates at 12:1. By letting them in here we are and letting them reproduce unchecked we are jabbing a massive dagger into mother earth's stomach for the simple fact that more people = using more resources and fossil fuels.

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